Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits The VHS Bandits summer vacation continues with Bikini Carwash Company! Need to make a little extra cash this summer to pay for your uncle's medical underwear bills? Why not get naked and wash some cars in 1990's Los Angeles?! District Attorney and pervert flasher be damned. Pop in the tape and pop up your big fat bone daddies for Bikini Carwash Company! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

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Ep. 131 "Bikini Carwash Company"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Independence Day, bandits! What better way to celebrate our freedom than with Hulk Hogan kicking commie ass and committing to a sham marriage?! Watch as the Hulkster tears down structures with his bare hands, hang glides for no reason, and uncovers secret buried treasure with his super-mega-boat! Pop in the tape, brother! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com  

Ep. 130 "Thunder in Paradise"

  Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits   The secret is out! Dane Train got his life long wish and we watched Juwanna Mann. Jamal Jeffries is a super star douche bag basketball player and when he gets kicked out of the league he decides to put on a wig and fake boobs to play in the WNBA. Don't worry, he's still an asshole. Will Juwanna Mann take his female team to the championships? Will Puff Smokey Smoke give Juwanna Mann the rock hard salami boner? Will Kevin Pollak ever forgive his agent? Let's pop in the tape and find out!   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 129 "Juwanna Mann"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits You've seen her bedtime stories, you've seen her get attacked by Jack Nicholson, now see Shelley Duvall's magnum opus: Mother Goose Rock N Rhyme! In what is possibly the most 90's looking kid's movie from the 90s Gordon Goose and Bo Peep are on a mission to save Mother Goose. They encounter every creep in Rhyme Land, including Woody Harrelson as a dead beat stogie smoking lamb. Will they be able to save Rhymeland? Tune in to find out! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 128 "Shelley Duvall's Mother Goose Rock N Rhyme"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits A staple movie in the Dane Train household in the early 90's we watched one of the big 3 kid's movie Bike-Sploieitation films, The Dirt Bike Kid. In order to save a shitty hot dog stand from an evil banker Ralphie, from a Christmas Story, must use his magic flying dirt bike to... do stuff. If this movie teaches us anything it is that a boy's best friend is his bike. So hop on and take a ride with us to watch The Dirt Bike Kid! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 127 "The Dirt Bike Kid"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In a world where the Seinfeld theme is the only song and where high school chicks machete their way to justice, you will find Brutal Fury! A two thousand-year-old order of high schoolers out for vengeance via a Karate Store somehow get mixed up with an undercover cop doing a drug bust while her not undercover cop husband investigates murders with Winnebago Man... That's about the best we can do to summarize this week's film Brutal Fury! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 126 "Brutal Fury"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Not since Attack of the Killer Tomatoes has a movie been so profound, so poignant, or so produce driven. This week on the show we bring you the modern masterpiece of cinema Return of the Killer Tomatoes! This film stars George Clooney, in his best role to date, as second banana to some other guy. Together with the help of a hot chick and a sentient fuzzball they have to stop John Aston and his tomato-human chimeras from taking over the world. Let's pop in the tape! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 125 "Return of the Killer Tomatoes"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Easter! If you thought those hidden Easter eggs were hard to find then try finding your mom after she's drank some invisible juice! And then have her adopt a new brother for you but then get the brother kidnapped by Mickey Monkee who's trying to murder him for his inherited wealth and then get stuck in a haunted house where the only way out is to put your mom's invisible butthole in his face... We watched Invisible Mom 2. Enjoy! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 124 "Invisible Mom 2"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits When Don The Dragon Wilson isn't kicking ass, he's kicking vampire ass! That is if you count this week's movie: Night Hunter! This film takes everything you know about vampires and then throws it out the window. A new breed of convenient day time walking, wood stake immune, vampires are walking the streets of Los Angeles and Don Wilson needs to Kung Fu them to death before the eclipse for some reason that isn't perfectly clear. Grab a glass of celebrity apprentice Bret Michael's vampire juice headband sweat Snapple and let's pop in the tape! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 123 "Night Hunter"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits When you want an 80s schlockfest/gross-out video but can't find Street Trash, that's when you take a detour down to Slime City! Join the VHS Bandits for some all-natural Himalayan yogurt that's so good you'd kill for more. Just like the main character of this movie, you too could grow a mouth in your belly and spew goo like it's going out of style. All you have to do is get possessed by a suicide cult ghost and bada-bingo you're a resident of Slime City. Plan your vacation today! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 122 "Slime City"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Forget Mortal Kombat, forget Tomb Raider, forget Resident Evil, because we're bringing you a classic 90s video game turned movie that will kick their asses: Street Fighter! Who of you knew that there was a plot to the game to make a movie out of? Who cares! Where we're going, we don't need plots. We just need Raul Julia flying around and shooting lighting out of his hands at Jean-Claude Van Damme, and we have it with this movie! Grab a big ol' mason jar full of artisan wee-wee and pop in Street Fighter for maximum Van Damage!  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 121 "Street Fighter"

60 minutes of bare naked long butt babes from 1993 riding jet skis, awkwardly sprinkling beach sand on their stomachs and splashing water around while mustached perverts ogle them. This is the 1993 masterpiece Jet Sport Girls from Let's Party Home Video! Want to know anything about the big jet ski competition going on at the beach? Forget it, because Jet Sport Girls just glazes over it. Did I mention the soundtrack is awesome, and the post credit trailers for other titillating Let's Party Home Video cassettes are the best part of the tape.    Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep 120 "Jet Sport Girls"

A martial arts Motown kung fu master with a big fat bone daddy for Bruce Lee in search of enlightenment. A psychotic entertainment producer willing to do anything for his Cindy Lauper ripoff girlfriend to get one music video to air in a New York dance club. A narcissistic gang leader who's the baddest shogun to step foot in Harlem. A fly kid risking it all to win a date with the older woman of his dreams. A father living day by day trying to keep his pizza shop afloat. Plus break dancing, music videos, tons of clips from Bruce Lee movies, a killer soundtrack and front-line-and-center 80's aesthetics. All of this and more are jam packed into our VHS copy of The Last Dragon.    Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

119 "The Last Dragon"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Gleaming the Cube: the ULTIMATE Skateboard experience. When punk skater Christian Slater's adopted brother is found dead he becomes a clean cut vigilante to find if it was a suicide...or murder. Grab your board, put on those knee pads and dust off your VCR! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 118 "Gleaming The Cube"

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In our Christmas special, this week we adventure into the depths of the Silent Night Deadly Night franchise with the 5th installment, The Toy Maker. Of course, this has nothing to do with the other movies and more to do with a robot Pinocchio, a disgruntled Mickey Rooney, and Larry the Larva. If you haven't finished your shopping just yet, whatever you do, don't buy your toys from Joe Pedo. Now pour yourself a cup of cocoa, cuddle up with the one you love, and pop in Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker! Merry Christmas!!! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Ep. 117 "Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker"

Bringing long lost VHS movies back from the past!

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