“I’ve been supportin’ Leicester Citeh, from bein’ a small lad when Jock Wallace were the manidgoh. I’ve seen ‘em all come through and I’m sayin on ‘is day, you just can’t look past Muzzeh. ‘E had it all.” Carl Bailey 

Village

Episode 6 - Two Parties

“I was absolutely steaming, Bro, literally couldn’t walk in a straight line. We got back to house and Winston Fung opened his window for us.” Charlie Broome 

Episode 5 - Pie Night

“If you’re prepared to play politics, Carl, be my guest. No children’s team means no funding. Chalcombe Cricket Club’s been going 125 years but we slip through the net because we aren’t coaching disinterested kids with blue plastic bats on a Wednesday night.” Ian Bird

Episode 4 - The Match

“Every time I’m peckish after a stint in the studio I reach for the honey roasted macadamias and she’s polished them off. Within hours of Mummy getting back from Waitrose Hatty’s inhaled the best treats. I’m sick of it.” Henry Aspinall 

Episode 3 - Public School Grime

“She likes her local produce, so i’ve turned out all the lights and we’re sitting on the kitchen floor befront the fridge. She’s naked, I’m down to me vest and pants and I’m feeding her off-cuts of gammon from Nelson’s Butchers” Gilly Taplin

Episode 2 - Escaped Alpaca

“Now, we need some volunteers to re-assemble skittles this year because as we know, sadly, Colin, Neil, Roy, Alf, Pat and Don all died over winter.” Col. Gerry Aspinall

Episode 1 - Fete Meeting

From the county that brought you Pork Pie, Peter Shilton, the King in the Car Park, and Engelbert Humperdinck, comes Village. A six-part sitcom where no milking parlour, cricket club AGM or public schoolboy's bedroom is off limits. I should subscribe me duck. 

Introducing Village

From the county that brought you Pork Pie, Peter Shilton, the King in the Car Park, and Engelbert Humperdinck... comes six-part sitcom 'Village'. I should subscribe, me duck. Contact: joe@thisrurallife.co.uk

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