Join the team for our FINAL EPISODE of Wait, You Haven’t Seen That?! The podcast. In this final installment, the gals jump back into our discussion of the 1997 not-really-a-classic classic, Beautician and the Beast with incomparable Fran Drescher. Brie still lovin’ on the 90s and the surprisingly diverse time it was and also appreciates Joy making the conversation for change productive. Sista likes that Fran adapts so well and compares Fran to Leslie Knope in her advocacy skills. Megan is obsessed with the massage scene and is impressed by Fran’s teaching pedagogy. Alternative episode titles include: 1) We’re In a Rom-Com Y’all, 2) Worried About Assassins, 3) Horn Ball Carl, 4) Come Be Better, 5) What Would Fran Do, 6) Umbilical Cord Purse, 7) Big Fran Energy, 8) Casually Unionizing, 9) Feelings Corner, 10) Teagy Bouffants

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30- Beautician & the Beast Part 2 AKA Be Like Joy

The squad rides for a final time on Brie’s last pic of the pod, ‘97 classic Beautician and the Beast! Strap on your bouffants and shimmy into your high waisted colorful pants. Brie declares that this film proves that no one can hate Fran but she also hates the kitten heels. Sista loves that Fran calls out bullshit while inviting change and she believes that Joy dreams in cartoons. Megan isn’t mad about loving this film even though she can put off some serious Grinch vibes. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Millennial Girl Acclaim, 2) Fran Melts Hearts, 3) No Dictator Staches, 4) Fran is a Force, 5) True Joy Meeller, 6) Fran the Millennial Savior, 7) Wigs on Fire, 8) Repressed Puff

29- Beautician & the Beast Part 1 AKA Wear Pink & Do Whatever You Want

It's the FINAL STAR WARS EP, Y'ALL!! Join the team for Part 2 of their discussion of Rise of Skywalker with local Star Wars expert guest, Sarah Valentino. Brie has an amazing deep cut reference recalling that General Pride was in Spice World, and she still deeply loathes Luke (surprise, surprise). Sarah explains the thought process of Force Ghosts and hates that they gave Poe a background as a Spice Runner (he already had a backstory from the comics!). Sista feels should have stayed dead and comes through with the Buffy references. Megan doesn't like how Leia was written after Carrie Fisher passed away and is processing all of this through the writing of her fanfiction. Alternative titles include: 1) Woo-Woo Force Ghosts, 2) Armi-TAGE Tucks, 3) General Pride Parade, 4) Shootin' Wads Off, 5) JJ Can't Close, 6) Good Guys=No Consequences, 7) Tinfoil Hat Territory, 8) Holograms Can Touch, 9) Old Luke is Better, 10) Glitter Sabers, 11) No Magic? Who Cares?

28- The Rise of Skywalker Part 2 AKA Ugly Cry Adam!

The final Star Wars episodes are HERE! Check it out as the squad and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino, discuss The Rise of Skywalker and boy do we have LOTS of feelings about it. Brie really wanted Stormpilot to happen and doesn’t understand who the hell would sleep with Palpatine. Sarah thinks TROS ruined Poe by adding the Zori history so he could be perceived more hetero and really wanted Rey to be ok with who she is. Sista notes that it is the first time her and Zach did not go see a Star Wars recent release when they were together for Christmas because Zach hated it and really didn’t like the backslide in character growth. And Megan defends Reylo, surprise, surprise and needs to bring Ben back to life in her fanfiction. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Layer of Salt, 2) Parafin Wax Needed, 3) Poe=DTF at all Times, 4) Shirt Off Force Ghost, 5) Fan Vindication Lyfe, 6) Tiny Seizures, 7) Reads Like a First Draft, 8) Palpatine Flakes, 9) Rose Done Dirty, 10) Too Many Legs, 11) Can’t Win Against a White Dude, 12) Palpatine=Trump, 13) Ben Solo=Disney Princess

27- The Rise of Skywalker Part 1 AKA Poe=DTF at all Times

Welcome back for Part 2 of Space Vegas, we mean, The Last Jedi! Joining the squad this week is beloved guest and brother to Sista, Zach Luna, co-host of the SpiderMan Minute Podcast! Zach explains how Rian does elegant storytelling and also calls our boy Finn out to not be complicit with fascism. Brie really wants to make SURE there is no incest on the horizon in TROS and absolutely adores Benico del Toro as DJ. Sista discusses connecting contrasting concepts and helps us understand what happens when you DON’T choose a side. Megan likes the gray area and the balance Rian is trying to bring to the Force and is loving all the badass lady storylines. Alternative episode titles include: 1) All the Daddy Issues, 2) We Need Mind Consent, 3) The Buffy Morality Line, 4) Don’t Meet Your Heroes, 5) Our Lord & Savior, Rey, 6) Save All the Fuck Boys, 7) Holdo: The Hero We Need, 8) Gryffindors Wear Spandex, 9) Space Vegas, 10) Yin-Yang 2020

26- The Last Jedi Part 2 AKA Save All the F*ck Boys

It’s time to let the past die with those Star Wars prequels and celebrate the new squad in The Last Jedi! Joining Megan, Brie, and Sista on this excellent adventure is Zach Luna! Sista’s brother and co-host of the amazing Spider-Man Minute Podcast. Welcome Zach in all his Star Wars cinema buff glory as he nerds out over the metatextualness of the stories in Star Wars. Brie is still luke warm on Luke and can’t stomach Rey’s horrendous capris. Sista focuses in on the Scooby Gang splitting up and all the subverted hero tropes. And Megan brings up the Yin & Yang symbolism and how important it is to teach social and emotional skills to the babies. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Luke Skyfucker Warm, 2) Darn Tootin’, 3) Ewok Christmas Story, 4) Vaginal Imagery, 5) Chrome Dildo Ships, 6) White Men Standards, 7) The Force of Failure, 8) Turn Up the Horny Knob, 9) Strangest Pen Pals, 10) Rebel Decoder Rings, 11) Star Wars, Failure, and Mortality, 12) This Ain’t No Disneyland Parade, 13) Unreliable Mentors Everywhere

25- The Last Jedi Part 1 AKA Samurai Drag Queens=Sith

Aaaaand we're back for part 2 of the 90's classic coming-of-age film: Now and Then. Brie has an out of body experience that Megan hasn't seen Mermaids and is hung up on the gals being ill-prepared for rain. Sista hates that they're always almost drowning and loves all the death themes. Megan was real bad at math as a teen and is clearly trying to do too many things. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Pen Peeks Under Duress, 2) Lesbian Undertones, 3) Ride or Die Friends, 4) No Balls for Girls, 5) Inopportune Monsoons, 6) Get That Pearl Necklace, 7) Brother Dicks Everywhere, 8) Brendan Fraser Butthole Clenching, 9) Breast to the Third, 10) Playground or Cemetery? 11) Sug Night=Voldemort

25- Now and Then Part 2 AKA Lesbian Undertones

The squad is hitchin’ a ride back to the swinging 70’s with this week’s Brie pick, Now and Then! Join Sista, Brie, and Megan as they embark on this excellent women written, directed, and produced film about four pre-teen gals coming into womanhood and solving a town kept secret. Brie notes how important representation is and feels all weird when the teen hormones get too real. Sista is hung up on the lack of supervision in the 70’s but loves the lady marauder vibes. And Megan wanted to see all the peens when she was an adolescent, was such an angel baby growing up, and comes to the realization that she is Chrissy. Alternative titles include: 1) Pudding Tits, 2) Peek That Peen, 3) Porn Rhymes with Corn, 4) Lots of Lesbian Subtext, 5) Gaslight Addition Nightmares, and 6) Teen Awkwardness Too Real

23- Now and Then Part 1 AKA Lady Marauders

Bust out your lightsabers and get ready to throw a temper tantrum cuz it’s time for Part 2 of The Force Awakens with your girls and special guest, Sarah! Join our squad as Sarah educates us on Han and Leia’s relationship and all of the missing pieces since Return of the Jedi. Brie shares her love of Gwendolyn Christie and admits she is more into this branch of Star Wars. Sista recognizes that Leia is a goddamn PILLAR OF STRENGTH. And Megan is ready to captain the S.S. Reylo ship and gets riled up discussing her hatred of life coaches. Alternative episode titles include: 1) S.S. Reylo, 2) Pillar-Of-Strength-Leia, 3) Galaxy Tabloids, 4) Kombucha Discharge, 5) Emo Kylo Ren, 6) Huffleclaw With a Slytherin Rising, 7) F*ck you, Life Coaches, 8) Big Hologram Compensation, 9) OG Voldemort, 10) PSA: Urgunnadie, 11) Professor Sista on Death & Fuck Boys, 12) Homeboy the Wise, 13) The Phasma Lounge

22- The Force Awakens Part 2 AKA Grand-Daddy Issues

Lightsabers, droids, and speeders—Oh my! That’s right, we’re BACK in the Star Wars universe with the new sequel series and special Star Wars guest, Sarah! Kicking things off with the first part of The Force Awakens. Join the squad as Sarah schools us on why the First Order and the Empire didn’t use clones anymore (spoiler alert, it’s dark). Brie falls in love with the StormPilot ship. Sista celebrates the imagination of fanfic and points out the bullshit of toxic masculinity. And Megan draws comparisons between Finn and Rey and roots for Bendemption. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Clones: Too Many Greenhouse Emissions, 2) Reylo=Drarry, 3) Vadar Helmet Therapy, 4) The Real Throuple: Storm Peylo Ren, 5) Michael Fassbender Phelps, 6) BB-8’s VIP Room, 7) Mortality’s a Bitch, 8) Dark Side 101: Repression, Repression, Repression, 9) Star Wars Daddy Issues, 10) Poe’s Sexual Tension

21- The Force Awakens Part 1 AKA Lightsaber Temper Tantrums

Welcome back to our second installment of the ever alluring film, The Birdcage! Join the squad and special guest Michelle Vigil as we jump back into the fresh, fab, and fetching world of Nichols and May's The Birdcage. Michelle chats about the coke epidemic of the late 80's and early 90's while reminiscing on her love of Portia De Rossi. Brie absolutely loooooves the diversity of drag. Sista hates that Nathan and Robin couldn't kiss on screen in the 90's, even though they were the relationship MVPs. And Megan just can't get over the cuteness of Alfred and Armand's adorableness and general loveliness. Alternative titles include: 1) Coked Out College, 2) Coke Dick, 3) Drag is Diverse AF, 4) Incest everywhere, 5) Val is STILL the Worst, 6) Dormitory Sluts, AmIRight?, 7) PSA: Get Tested, 8) Use It or Lose It, 9) Save the Day with Drag, 10) John Wayne Walks, 11) Read the Room

20- The Birdcage Part 2 AKA Strip Clubbin' Under Duress

It’s time for another Brie AND Sista pick! That’s right. This week’s film newb is Megan! Join the squad and special guest Michelle Vigil as they sashay their way through The Birdcage. Michelle has roots in what the Florida drag scene really looked like in the 90’s and schools the team. She’s also full of deep cut references. Brie declares that Teagan would never ask what Val asks Armand to do (because Val is a dick). Sista relives watching her first rated R movie as a wee one and loving this film to the point she can still quote almost every scene. And Megan can’t help but get all misty over the park bench scene, but implores everyone to have critical awareness of the media content they consume. Title alternatives include: 1) So Quotable!, 2) Hung Like a Donkey, 3) How to Not Be Racist, 4) Take Down the Patriarchy, 5) White Dudes Yelling=Quality TV, 6) Scotch Will Get You Through It, 7) Camp Drag Ain’t Legit, 8) Big Head Tom Cat, 9) Shaving Robin Would Be a 24/7 Job.

19- The Birdcage Part 1 AKA Val is the Real Villain

Our official conclusion to the prequel series of Star Wars, join the squad for part 2 of their discussion on Revenge of the Sith. Brie hates the youngling training and wasn’t into this season’s Sith collection. Sista likes Hayden’s guyliner and loves those dark side/light side lighting choices. And Megan is now on board with the Obi-Wan/Anakin ship (sorry Sista) and goes on a healthy relationship soapbox (you’re welcome everyone). Alternative titles include: 1) Jedi Babysitters, 2) Youngling Firepole Laps, 3) Hot for Hayden, 4) Space Beach Waves, 5) Dark Side Pre-Ejaculate, 6) Poor Choices=No Legs, 7) Dark Side Gaslighting, 8) Ewan Tries to Halp, 9) Jedis Tamp Down Feelings, 10) Jedi Ravers, 11) Luke Got Shafted, 12) Broody Skywalker Boys, 13) Disappointing Space Skin Care, 14) Vadar Frankenstein, 15) Ultimate Fuck Boys Unite.

18- Revenge of the Sith Part 2 AKA House of Darth

Aaaannnnd we’re back into the prequels! That’s right. The FINAL installment of the Star Wars prequel series: Revenge of the Sith, Part 1! Join the team as we dive into another rant and rave session of critical enjoyment and loving banter. Brie is emotionally dead inside from this final installment but she finally read the intro scroll! Sista understand that the internet is a beautiful thing and makes a strong Elsa/Anakin parallel argument. Megan is pumped on the new TROS trailer, gets all riled up about the feminist theory (or lack thereof) in this film, and again can’t seem to let go of this whole “attachments are bad” argument. Attachments are GOOD y’all! Alternative episode titles include: 1) Big Fat Bummer, 2) This Movie Didn’t Have *LEGS*, 3) F*cked Either Way, 4) Anakin: An Emotional Shitstorm, 5) GTFO or Touch Peens, 6) JNCO Raver Dark Side Pants, 7) Choices Were Made, 8) Jedi Council Foolishness, 9) Rainbow Lightsaber Repressions, 10) R2 Burns It All Down, 11) Mind F*cking Isn’t Great, 12) Yoda: Didn’t Win? Byeeeee, 13) Anakin Empathy is REAL, 14) Talk It Out, Then Touch Tips

17- Revenge of the Sith Part 1 AKA R.I.P. Star Wars Hymen

Join the squad for the second half of our dive into the 90’s not-so-brilliant bust, The Bodyguard! Brie hates that a common theme in the movie seems to be exploiting her girl Whitney. Sista is hung up on the ZERO chemistry between our two stars. And Megan haaaaates that white knight trope. Alternative titles include: 1) Poor Choices Were Made, 2) Trope Walmart, 3) Make Out Head Grabs, 4) Girls Can’t Say F*ck, 5) 0 to Samurai Flirting, 6) Bulletproof Buttons, 7) Samurai Sword Panties, 8) Hungover Play Dates, 9) Don’t Threaten People You’ve Been Inside Of, 10) Bodyguard Police, 11) Double Turtleneck Action

16- The Bodyguard Part 2 AKA Passive Aggressive Smoothies

Welcome to Wait, You Haven't Seen That?! the podcast! Join our three intrepid hosts: Sista Luna, Megan Wykhuis, and Brie Kole as they journey through uncharted territory of films at least one of the crew hasn't seen. We kick our show off with the original Star Wars Trilogy! That's right! Brie has NEVER seen them. So buckle up for poppin' movie cherries, endless Harry Potter references, and comical social commentary. Joining us on this adventure is our beloved Princess Teagan Woo, mascot to the Pod, and Brie Kole's Italian Greyhound fur-child. May the Schwartz be with you!

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