Remember THE REAL OC OF ORANGE COUNTY?  Did you watch EVERWOOD or JOAN OF ARCADIA?  Are you excited about the end of SUPERNATURAL?  Did you listen to HELLO FROM THE MAGIC TAVERN this week? Welcome to THE OC bit** So in this one we talk about a lot of stuff.  It's hard to keep track.  Up in this one we've got Jason Derulo doing his thing, thanks J! Brought to you by Cici's Pizza

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WWAP 071: Dead TV Moms

Ay, you gotta ride this one out cuz right there are the end we tell some TRUE OLD ROCK 'N' ROLL STORIES about megastars like FOREIGNER, BAD COMPANY, STYXX and SUN COUNTRY   Up in this one we   DIAGNOSE our ailments and DIVINE their hidden prophecies DISCOVER the movie City Wives and Nollywood at large. DEFINE the word "spendthrift" incorrectly DECIDE how to pronounce words like "turmeric" "timbre" and "cinnamon" DIGEST the cookies DETHRONE Coupon King, The King of All Coupons   Oh yeah, and shout out to our new favorite ghost in the machine Metal_Treasure

WWAP 070: Farfallewood

AY FAM, WELCOME TO EPISODE SIXTY-NINNNNNNE!   We're getting straight alchemical up in this one.  We do a little soft synthesis with Camel Audio and their magical music machine ALCHEMY. Afterward we find ourselves in the thick of some heavy sauce talk, DOUGHBOYS style.   This episode was recorded In Loving Memory of all the homies we lost to those software poachers at the Apple Corporation.   "MUSTARD, THE CHAMPAGNE OF SAUCE"   ALT. TITLE: "Mr. Puzzles vs Pig-Saw"

WWAP 069: SIXTY-NINNNNE

The big message up in this one?  You gotta stay wet.   We also talk about that great movie Neverending Sunlight of the Brain, and that other movie Lawnmower Guy and PIRATES 4D ALSO:  Tiger Jizz vs Whale Vomit

WWAP 068: Scents and Sensibility

UPON THIS BIKINI PARADE:   "LIKE SEA MONKEYS ON LAND"   SKIPPING WINTER   "OMG I ATE AN ARMADILLO"   "MURDER IS MESSY"   LEPROSY   "THAT'S A HOT DOG CURSE FOR YA"   THE DOG STAR (BIG DOG GALAXY)   DINGO PEOPLE   UNLOCKS & ACHIEVEMENTS    

WWAP 067: Sentient Free Range Bikinis

up in this one:  candle waxification - what would u do - superbity test - do not miss your chance to blow - thicc fiction - baby godizilla - im the kahleesi now - secret house - heat scraper - you are invited by the dismemberment plan - opening cans from across the room - dreamwalking - young plastic man - bogus superpower - very charming - all the fast cas hotties & restaurant girls   in closing: books is good it make you smart. AND u gotta become bruce wayne before you become batman

WWAP 066: Heatikinesis

Soo, I think we cut out the stuff about the Talent Show Incident and Advice Dog but the stuff we left is some Grade A primo genuine merchandise, y'know? Up in this one we're talking Muscle Men and Murder Dads, Breastplate Decorations, and TEXTS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE Later on we crack open the old Vampires v Werewolves v Hybrid debate, and redefine the terms "nest cam" and "birds-eye view"    PS - I know.

WWAP 064: Combat Suspenders

Up this one we've got a Little Skinny Quiz Show on our hands.  Not to mention:  HEMA Alliance tournament updates, different kinds of rocks and dogs and even an official DippinDots alert!   Also: this one we didn't edit, sooo ...

WWAP 063: Japanese Jet Pack Trivia Party

We're honing our social skills up in this one.  We hold a practice session by the carrot station, and then debrief later in the locker room. Polite topics of conversation:  Unwieldy Swatting Stick - Duel Citizenship - Scheduled Sneezes with Friends - Wombat Home Protection   QUOTE: "Here's looking at you, idiot." ALT. TITLE: Flyswatter SPONSOR:  Willert Home Products Inc. 

WWAP 062: Heavy Duty Bad Boy

Up in this one we're talking about the Doppler effect, the doppelganger effect, and the guillotine effect. We talk with Bleeding Gums Murphy, explore another reality, and generate a few lackluster NPCs for FREE. This episode brought to you in part by our out-of-court settlement with Adam Ruins Everything. Thanks Adam!

WWAP 061: Guillotine Dreamin'

We really try to do a good job up in this one.   Brought to you by Mr. Big

WWAP 060: Skeleton Key Party

Up in this one we discuss nasal sound effects, and take a look at the world from a mic's POV.  We talk about moms, Tamagotchi, and Woody the puppet that came alife.  Later we learn about the different kinds of fun stuff you could do with a bazillion pit vipers.   ALT. TITLES: Code For Girls, My Volleyball Companion

WWAP 058: A Snake's Purpose

Clock is ticking, y'all.  Mothers' Day is in two days.  Anyway, up in this one:    making lines - radio free Cleveland Heights - national fads through the ages - river city dirtbags - a pack as big as the world - dance marathons - fandango - tarantula juice - Roblox murder mystery - and so much more

WWAP 057: River City Dirtbags

Howdy partner.  Here's a couple'a quotes from this week's episode: "hey shark, your mom is bad at sex and just like crazy horny" "i didn't even know we were fucking with kazillionaires" "gingerhead brouse"   Up in this one we meet Bigu the Dolphin, and we experience a highly localized gas leak around Sinus Maximus.  We revisit Ranker.com.   ALTERNATE TITLES: Reverse Medusa, GET OVER HERE    

WWAP 056: #Oceans4lyfe

Passover?  More like Pass the Dutchie over.  We're passing over, under, and upward in this one, and puzzling over some coldstone stumpers while we're at it.   FEATURING:  cardi b  .  money talk  .  Moses has cameo in New Testament production My Dinner With Jesus  .  weed

WWAP 055: SPIDERCUP 420

WE WANT A PODCAST is a podcast about three friends who definitely want a podcast, but don't know exactly what the podcast should be about. Listen in every Friday as ANDREA, BEN, and BOBBY stumble aimlessly through another episode, as dumb and as clumsy as newborn kittens, trying to figure out what they're even doing.

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