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37. Tony Montana vs Bathroom Live Feed

Would you rather that your emotional state was that of the person closest to you at any given time or randomly people would be able to read you thoughts without you knowing?

34. Emotional mirror vs open book

Woul you rather: become a nazi about anyone eating bread OR have to barter for all purchases under $1000?

33. Bread Nazi v Barter

Would you rather have you genitalia moves to your left hand (female or male) OR always have to carry an egg and you get tased every time it breaks?

32. Hand Genitals v Egg Hold

Would you rather have to plan and execute a bank vault robbery with your three best friends OR your best non-doctor friend removes your appendix with only verbal guidance from a doctor?

31. Bank Robbery v Appendix

*** Question *** No sarcasm or Slow clap all jokes • Clarification please! • Don't you laugh at me ! • That would be soooo awful • Humour vacuum • Winner *STOP PRESS* its not Nick

30. Sarcasm V Slow Clap

Would you rather always have to try to get the whole restaurant to sing a song with you OR always have to insist your meal be discounted in some way because it wasn't up to standard?

29. Restaurant Sing v Arguing

Would you rather get a flat tire every time you are in a vehicle of any kind OR every website you go to you have to use Forgot My Password every time.

28 Forgot Password v Flat Tire

Would you rather face a Grizzly Bear (with a 9 inch hunting knife) or a Pack of Jackals in a fight to the death?

27. Grizzly Bear v Jackal Pack

Would you rather have the bowel control of a baby and have to be cleaned up by others OR have to act like you're on a roller coaster every time you're eating.

26. Baby Poo v Roller Coaster

Would you rather always be surrounded by a rowdy bachelorette party OR clog every toilet you ever use.

25. Bachelorette v Toilet Clog

Would you rather go back in time 1,000 years or forward 1,000 years.

24. Back v Forward 1000 Years

Would you rather have to ride a giant swing between two sky scrapers OR be dropped in a random place in Afghanistan?

22. Giant Swing v Afghanistan

Would you rather skip breakfast and lunch or take a urine shot each morning?

21 Fasting vs Urine Shot

Would you rather have to pay for everything you but with dimes OR only travel places through self-propelled means (i.e. walking like, bike, etc)

20. Pay w/ Dimes v Self Travel

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