Jason and Amy justify the continuing 10 dollar a month hosting fee of AGTLR.com by posting their second episode of the year! We talk about our worst jobs ever!The post AGTLR 33: Labor Day appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

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AGTLR 33: Labor Day

This one has two dog stories: One a poignant illustration of difficult choices, and the other about some dumb dog who ran away and thought it would be a swell idea.The post AGTLR 32 or 33: The one with two dog stories appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 32 or 33: The one with two dog stories

The AGTLR gang (Jason Amy and Tigger) are back with special guest: Jason’s Wife! (Also known as Amanda). Jason and Amy celebrate the show’s 1 year anniversary (but it isn’t actually). Amy becomes a nurse. Our grandma dies. And Jason tells horrible jokes. EnJoY!The post AGTLR 31: Fuck summer. appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 31: Fuck summer.

Amy and Jason… Ok, it’s been a while since I posted. I don’t remember what we talked about. I don’t want to ruin it for you guys (or maybe… I’m 2 lazy?), so the note section will be donated to a picture of a majestic egret.  The post AGTLR 30: 30th Anniversary Apathyganza appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 30: 30th Anniversary Apathyganza

Me and Amy drive home from Dad’s retirement party and dish on the ceremony. Also, you can hear my dad’s boss(es) laud him with well deserved praise!  The post AGTLR 29: Dad Retires! appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 29: Dad Retires!

      The show starts with Amy revealing that she has to get more TB tests (and not because she drinks cow blood).  We discuss our super talented friend Brenna’s (https://www.facebook.com/LottieHop) awesome handicraft (below)!  Finally, Amy talks about the best Illuminati prank ever.  The post AGTLR 28: Another TB Test appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 28: Another TB Test

Amy and Jason discuss how shitty their cars are. Also, we discuss the dangers of hypnotism and other things.   and here’s a frog wrestler guy  The post AGTLR 27: Piece of shit car appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 27: Piece of shit car

Me and Amy discuss her harrowing visit to a clinic where hygiene is optional, and the legend of the guy who flipped people off by a Mexican restaurant in Selma. Also, Amy and I eat Cookie Butter and we discuss the  foul gully we’re neighbors with.  The post AGTLR 26: Cookie Butter and the Gully appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 26: Cookie Butter and the Gully

In this episode, I tell Amy about my heroic confrontation with a homeless pervert, my idea for a project about our home state of California, and offend Amy with my egregious use of the C word.   I think other things happen also!    The post AGTLR 25: Coolifornia appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 25: Coolifornia

I start the podcast by telling Amy about my weird dream. Then we talk about other things. And then we find this awesome bag of old paperwork and it makes for great fodder. I find this weird little pamphlet from the ’70s about my gestation. If I’d read it as a fetus, I’d have made […]The post AGTLR 24: He Eats Yellowjackets. appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 24: He Eats Yellowjackets.

Amy starts drawing a picture of a disfigured individual, which can be seen below.   Also, we talk about how frightening Juggalos are, and whether or not they qualify as a gang. If you’re afraid to talk about a group of people, what does that make them?   Lastly, we play a game of Voices. […]The post AGTLR 23: Juggalb appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 23: Juggalb

It’s a special AGTLR featuring me and Amy’s spouses. We play a game of Lightning Tableaus – Tulsamugs.com (go to the site to play along!) edition. Me and Amy sacrifice the dignity of people’s arrest photos and make up stories about how they lost their virginity to footballs and stuff. It’s an AGTLR Christmas for all […]The post AGTLR 22: SAD CHRISTMAS appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 22: SAD CHRISTMAS

    It’s almost Christmas, and I’m stuck with the Obamacare night shift at work. Amy shares Justin’s greatest culinary achievement, and we remember one of mom’s greatest faux pas. Also, Amy describes a hilarious new show in a game that I didn’t prepare for. Here’s the rude form letter email Amy got from Roaman’sThe post AGTLR 21: Della Can’t Pee appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 21: Della Can’t Pee

Amy and Jason get on the subject of depressing holiday parties, the emasculation of the holidays, and celebrity scents. And cemeteries. And binoculars.The post AGTLR 20: Volcano Snowman Jazzy appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 20: Volcano Snowman Jazzy

Diets can suck a dick, especially since me and Amy decide to go on one. Fuck diets. They suck with the raging intensity of two dozen chihuahuas. Also, my favorite band was playing this podunk town for 10 bucks and I missed it because I am insufferably lazy.  The post AGTLR 17: Diets can suck a dick appeared first on Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!.

AGTLR 17: Diets can suck a dick

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