Lets get caught up on life's trials and tribulations as I continually embarrass myself and eat weird foods! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=…ilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast

Welcome To My Show

66 - Now n Later

This week we venture into the Garbage Kitchen by placing a shameful pizza delivery order. Then we talk music and reminisce about the 90s and chat about my amazing love life DONT BE JEALOUS, JOHN. YEA LETS GET #THANKSGAVIN GOING BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL BE THANKING HIM FOR MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Ahem, where were we... Then we read some awful headlines and one news article slips thru even tho it’s horrible. I also tell a random story from my past to prove that I can still tell stories, spoiler alert: I can’t! Thanks for wasting your time with me! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=…ilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast

65 - The 90s

This week I try to figure things out by talking myself through them and solving nothing! Other things are discussed but honestly I recorded this a week ago and I find my voice to be utterly unlistenable so I will never know what happened. Enjoy! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast

64 - Decisions

This week I just didn’t write a description lol ok enjoy! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

63 - Amazing, Right?

GUYS MY LIFE IS DIFFERENT. I will use this new boyfriend for good and not evil. Listen to me talk about my life for way too long, all while suffering through subpar audio as I drive to my parents' house in the rain and scream about how exciting everything is. Plus, hear about new reddit page I'm obsessed with and you can be too! OK GOTTA GO WATCH GARBAGE TV AND EAT VEGAN CHEESE WITH MY SUPER COOL MAN Please join me in listening to this week's Feature Creature: Cinemondo Podcast! go to https://www.cinemondopodcast.com/ ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

62 - A Whole Egg

This week we discuss the origin of the phrase "bless you" and why I'm not allowed to say it, dating woes, carnival disasters, drunk kids, being mistaken for a freshman, and my love of the podcast community. It also gets a little political at the end accidentally. Sorry bout it. CREATURE FEATURE: The Bear Cave Podcast with @JohnJamingo on Twitter Say hello to you new favorite podcaster Visit bearcavepodcast.com ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

61 - Bless You

WUDDUP PEEPS ITS ME Sorry 4 screaming, I'm super riled up and ready to fight this week for some reason, which made for some much needed ranting. Listen to me scream about my job, baby boomers, ice cream snitches (no, there is not supposed to be a comma between those two things), family reunions, angry customers, conspiracy theories, and as always, my own personal hell! Thanks for being here! CREATURE FEATURE: The Untrained Eye Podcast with your hosts Beth and DJ! One of my fave pod-duos, this show has everything! APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-untrained-eye/id1399791387 BANANA (ok its Twitter actually): https://twitter.com/untrainedeyepod FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/The-Untrained-Eye-223799328409154/ ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

60 - The World Already Ended

Welcome to Episode 59! This. Episode. Has. EVERYTHING Violence! Crimes against people of all ages! Gypsies! Child endangerment! Goats! Creepy old forest grandfathers! Literal yodeling! Teething adults! MORE! Join me this week as I give you a twist-by-insane-twist synopsis of your new favorite movie, the 1937 classic, Heidi. It's a different kind of movie review. You're gonna love it as much as I hate it! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

59 - Your New Favorite Movie

Welcome to Episode 58! Shoot me in the face and serve me up at your wedding, boys! Today we talk about Facebook scare-moms and their stupid scare tactics, helpful tips on drinking at Applebees and how to party at Walmart, my awful dating history (again, I know. But there's always more to unpack), weird happenings at the grocery store, and more! Listen to find out what fresh hell I'm working through this week! Plus embarrassing moments with mom. Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

58 - Serve Me at Your Wedding

Welcome to Episode 57 - How I Saved the Planet by Recycling *WINK* I didn't save sHiiiiTTtt including the audio file I was in the middle of when my laptop decided it needed to die peacefully in its sleep. AnYwaAYs here's what this episode is alllll about: Michele and special guest Justin Comer of iHearIC share a few laughs, handful of stories, and a plateful of bugs and other gross garbage that we consume in the Garbage Kitchen. I get in a one-sided screaming match with my noisy, inconsiderate neighbors, we check in on Mr. Jay, discuss a few hypothetical situations, and much MORE Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

57 - How I Saved the Planet by Recycling

Hey guys, Michele here to apologize for my big fat potty mouth this episode. Count all the F bombs to win a prize of NOTHING. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. Today we discuss the Storm Area 51 event, the dangers of incels, the mistakes of making Twitter jokes, and more derailed thought-trains! HELP ME DIE AT AREA 51 BY GETTING A FREE AUDIO BOOK AND BUYING MY TRASH MERCH at bit.ly/welcometomyshop Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

56 - Incels and Aliens

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON COME ON THIS JOURNEY OF THE LOST TRAIN OF THOUGHT WITH ME The moral of this weeks show is that sometimes good things happen to sh*tty people :) Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

55 - Lookin Like A Snack

If you couldn't tell from the title, this episode is obviously dedicated to my grandmother. This week we discuss tasty ocean life, risky dating choices, being bullied as a child, grandmas and their not-so-secret evil sides, and a fun new alternate holiday you can celebrate in July with all the people you feel bad for! JOIN ME Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

54 - I Love That B*tch

FIREWORKS, OWCH or nah? Happy birthday America! Let’s blow off our responsibilities and our hands! This week we talk about my personal hell living with my cat and we do a patriotic duet that will make you want to be dead. Also since it’s the 4th of July I need to complain about strict fireworks laws and share stories submitted on social media, warning of the dangers of playing with fire. ALSO hear a story about how I was PHYSICALLY ATTACKED by a CHURCH CONGREGATION and my theory that I don’t exist because I don’t and none of this is actually happening because I’m not real! Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

53 - FIREWORKS, OWCH

In this episode of Welcome to my Show, we go over the dark backstory of why the show exists. Also, and more interestingly, we discuss cat induced trauma, tips and tricks on how to get arrested and make it the most memorable Disney vacation, a mini Garbage Kitchen (so small you might miss it!), and dumb laws in my home state, and maybe yours too! Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Podpal Promo: #NoOffense Show www.HTNOS.com Link to their latest: apple.co/2ZIg3WE Social: FB – https://www.facebook.com/HTNOS/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/htnos Insta – https://www.instagram.com/HtNos As promised, link to Impedecast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/impedecast/id1396863724 Social: FB – https://www.facebook.com/impedecast/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/impedecast Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS PodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes GO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizza Consider making a donation- I work for tips now patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcast Email me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com ??Follow me on the things! facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast twitter.com/michelekguild instagram.com/garbagekitchen

52 - Throwing Bricks into a Highway

An improvised "comedy" variety show that focuses on embracing the terrible things in the world! From bad dates, freaky finds on Craigslist, and conspiracy theories, to phone calls home to mom, this show has everything you've never asked for and more! Visit us at WelcomeToMyShow.pizza for more garbage!

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