On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Billie Eilish looks like an old lady, Tristan and Rudy bicker over sphincters, Kevin ciphers a Horse House rap (!), Chris attempts a new bit, Stephen dreams of a Good Burger sequel and Tristan makes an astonishing admission about the late Colin Powell! All of that stupid retard shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper by Sunforest

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Episode #74 - Lorde Album HD

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: New Horse House remodel, William Shatner goes to space (and unfortunately doesn't die), Rudy wears sunglasses the entire time, Stephen gets hit by a car, the boys fight anime, Rudy and Stephen are extremely toxic with each other and Chris becomes sweet once again! All of that gay shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Stand By Me by Oasis

Episode #73 - The Wide Wide Reach Of Horse

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan plays the role of match maker, Drew and Patrick guest host on and off (two episodes condensed into one, long story), David Allan Coe SURVIVES China Virus, Chris gives up the podcast, the boys discuss scat porn, and much Limp Bizkit content! All of that BORING bullshit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit

Episode #72 - RIP NORM

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Many voicemails, the boys memorialize 9/11, Stephen sings a special song, Tristan implores the general public to seek Christ instead of Blues Clues Steve, David Allan Coe is hospitalized with Covid, and Tristan's dick gets glued to his bed! All of that mong bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush

Episode #71 - Steve Is Not Your God

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Mike Richards is fired from Jeopardy!, Steve guest co-hosts, newly unearthed (and quite sus) Bob Dylan demo tapes are played, Afghanistan wins the Darwin Award, Rudy and Stephen get into a real fight, Tristan makes lust at Mayim Bialik and Rudy looks like Rubin Studdard! All of that bullshit and so, so, SO much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Donda Chant by Kanye West

Episode #70 - Jewbs, Jass And Jelly

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: The boys introduce the new Rode Rodecaster Pro, Frank guest hosts, Olivia reads a riveting reddit post (!), Chris is but only the shell of what he once was, Tristan reveals the location of the Horse House and Stephen drinks his own piss! All of that retard shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: You Can't Beat A Boy Who Loves The Ramones by Helen Love

Episode #69 - The Weed Episode

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan proposes a plan to lower the cost of living, Stephen takes a hot diarrhea into a dry toilet, the boys thank their faithful listeners who donated money for the new mixer (very sweet), Chris asks for more suicide advice, and Rudy does something (I forget)! All of that completely cool and based content plus so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: St. Elmo's Fire by Brian Eno

Episode #68 - Stephen Takes A Diarrhea

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan starts shit with Tim Heidecker, Stephen survives hot-scissor-rape, Christian guest hosts, the boys listen to Christine Weston Chandler's damning phone conversation, Mel Gibson salutes our real president, Donald John Trump and Tristan e-begs! All of that frivolous horse shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Multi-Family Garage Sale by Land Of The Loops

Episode #67 - The New Adventures Of Old Christine

I really do highly recommend "Goodbye Uncle Tom". If you watch it, please leave a review on the voicemail (321-323-9521, Cocoa Beach, Fla)! Outro song: Peaches en Regalia by Frank Zappa

Behind The Stable vol. IV: Cuba, Slavery & "Goodbye Uncle Tom"

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Stephen is still bed-ridden, Rudy goes to the DMV, Biz Markie dies, Steven Crowder has a FAT dumper, Chris dominates the voicemails, Tristan's uncle breaks his cock, and there is still no Viral Audio Clip Of The Week! All of that retarded dog shit and so much fuckin' more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Albee Square Mall by Biz Markie (RIP!)

Episode #66 - My Uncle's Little Black Penis

Been so long since I edited this episode, I have no idea what happens in it. Lemme think real quick. Okay, Stephen isnt on this episode because of a sunburn, Rudy makes the M*A*S*H discovery of a lifetime, John McAfee died (!), ummmmmmm, I know there's more but I just can't think of it. Oh well! Outro song: Jokerman by Bob Dylan

Episode #65 - Then There Were Two

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