This week on We're Not Dating, we introduce a fourth boi to luv on: Cody! Join us as we talk which Smash Bros Character is the new gay icon and find out why Brett may actually be a Scientologist or at least why he is so fascinated with it! Smash with ya boiz

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Episode 21: Hygge

New Year, Same Boiz This week the trio you love discusses what the new motto for 2019 should be and of course comes at you with the that HAWTT NYE Advice, HENNYYYYYY xoxo

Ep20 2019: Leave 'Em on Read

As Gandalf once said: “A Santa is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to!” And so your three lil chestnuts are here with a new ep just in time for crimbus! So throw on the Yule Log and get naughty, because we got you an hour of messy audio as a present. Hope you make it! A link to Brett's Twitter: https://twitter.com/BrettDBurger

Episode 19: Hope You Make It!

Chooch chooch, it's the Hoe-lar Exxxpress, henny! It's officially "holiday" season i.e. "death by Christmas song" season. Join your two favorite platonic stocking stuffers as we discuss office holiday parties, giving shared gifts, and skipping church on Jesus' birthday!

Episode 18: COME ON Ye Faithful!

Just in time for the holidays! Turkey's on, henny! We're bringing back our homosexual (TM) correspondent, Brett, to talk the best/worst foods at Thanksgiving. Plus, some bonus Thanksgiving-themed not-dating advice. Topics include: Spaghetti and Gravy, A Soundboard of Only Crying, Rupaul References That Christian Doesn't Get, and much more! Have a question or just want to hear from your favorite boiz? Send an email to notdatingpodcast@gmail.com Don't forget to subscribe! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/were-not-dating/id1393777592

Episode 17: Ridges

This week on We're Not Dating, Conlan and Christian explore the depths of their candy bags and pull out some Halloween leftovers. Which famous celebrity could be an alien, can Conlan split furniture, and does Christian have what it takes to become a fake Instagram star? Find out now on We're Not Dating Episode 16: Catfish

Episode 16 Catfish

If you could kiss any ghost, whom would you pick? Happy Halloween, you ghostly sluts! Your two favorite ghouls are back from hell with a fresh ep just in time for when the barrier between our realm and the ghost zone is the thinnest! Have a question or just want to hear from your favorite boiz? Send an email to notdatingpodcast@gmail.com Don't forget to subscribe! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/were-not-dating/id1393777592

Episode 15: Ghost Kiss

This week's episode features a beautiful, wonderful, sensual guest: BRETT! Listen as we talk brunch, theater, puppies, and how Conlan's shameful abandonment solidified a friendship. This week on We're Not Dating - Episode 14 Mood

Episode 14 Mood ft Brett

In this episode, Christian and Conlan get a lil' bit spiritual! Join them as they talk horoscopes, vacations, and ponder why Christian cannot have consistent microphone quality! We're Not Dating: Episode 13: The Last Yeet

Episode 13 The Last Yeet

In this week's episode, Conlan and Christian get on the floor to some of their favorite songs with lyrics that just don't quite make sense. Is it them or is it the lyrics? We're Not Dating notdatingpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 12 UhhhCounting

Join Conlan and Christian as they explore music, obsession, falling in love, and asking out strangers in this weeks "We're Not Dating" Don't forget to subscribe! Have a question or just want to hear from your favorite boiz? Send an email to notdatingpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 11 Obsessed

Episode 10 is finally here!!! We didn't think we'd make it this long. Join our heroes as they get trolled by questions and reminisce on ten whole episodes! Will they continue on or will they retire? Do you have a phrase that makes people immediately tune out? We do. Enjoy this week's We're Not Dating Episode: Shadow the Thicc Don't forget to Like and Subscribe!

Episode 10 Shadow the Thicc

Listen, it's hard out there for a good Judi in need of a hot Dench, so sit down and let your two homosexual besties read you up and down for your picture choices? That's right, it's the Tinder episode! Listen in for tips on how to NOT construct a profile, sound bites of Conlan saying the word "marginized," and a list of fun facts our mothers probably shouldn't know about. Subscribe on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/were-not-dating/id1393777592

Episode 9: The Lonely

Do you think Britney Spears will sue us? We hope so. Get in the uber, we're going to the klerb, and the name of said klerb? Friendship. Join us as we talk crashing on old friends' couches, takin' nudes, and making fun of teenage Christian. Subscribe on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/were-not-dating/id1393777592

Episode 8: Arbitration

Welcome back to "We're Not Dating" In this week's episode, we explore music, airplanes, claustrophobia, and cheek implants. Let's find out if Conlan and Christian are truly TV ready. Subscribe on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/were-not-dating/id1393777592

Episode 7: Cheeks on a Plane

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