Although we have no idea what we're gonna say, this episode has a sense of inevitability. You get Rachel Woollett as a guest. Sooner or later, the topic of discussion will arrive at incestuous wangs. Listen to find out how, why and who with! We did discuss other things but incur world, nothing beats wangs.

We've Got No Idea What We're Gonna Say

Incestuous Wangs (5-5)

Let's all enjoy Ben and Nick having recorded an episode in mid 2020 and then sitting on it for over six months. Why would they do this? There must be a plan. A bigger picture. Some clandestine motive. Nope. They're idiots. But idiots who talk and amuse. 

Rife with Ablutions (5-4)

Listen with even more sheer excitement than you've ever felt before as Ben and Nick record a podcast without actually being together. Pandemics mean less touching. But they don't mean less aural loveliness! Enjoy. Then enjoy again!

Apocalips Wow (5-3)

After so many years of shame and despair, Ben and Nick finally reach their 50th episode of We've Got No Idea What We're Gonna Say. How to celebrate this milestone? They asked some lovely ladies to be guests on the show and made the episode longer than usual! And they didn't slapped or punched? Something went very right!  Huge thanks to the always fabulous Nicole See, Jody Silveston, Vicky Hoyles and Sasha Stoddard.

Four Women, One Cup (5-2)

After series 4 was spread over 4 years(!) Ben and Nick have committed to a more regular show once again and they storm back into your ears with series 5. Recorded last January and released right now. Enjoy their honest review of Star Wars 9, their thoughts on Trump, Star Trek and Greetings Card Shops. If you thought you never needed this in your life. Think again. And again.

The Thighs of Skywalker (5-1)

As season four draws to a close, we remember all those good times over the whole season of 12 episodes. Who'd have thought, when we started season 4 just five years ago, that the end would come so soon. Here's to the future. And season 5. And the Terminator movie sequels.

Season 4 is Terminated (4-12)

Ben and Nick get sticky and sugary while maintaining proper oral hygiene If you've ever wanted to know what Nick found on a Chess Grandmaster's computer or what Ben got up to at University, then listen and learn my beautiful friends, listen and learn!

Sweets for My Sweet (4-11)

The boys are back, with the tenth episode of series four of their awarded non-winning podcast. We discuss castings, we discuss hotels, and we suprise Adam Jenkins by speaking to him.

Stick a Finger Up It (4-10)

Live (not dead) from the South Wimbledon Studios, Ben & Nick are back with more insights into the world. If you want to hear about Donald Trump, training Priests, and animals with eyes - you've come to the right place. You may regret it, but it is the right place...

Chessington World of Prize (4-9)

*Guests may or may not actually be appearing*. Ben and Nick are excitedly presenting from their brand new South Wimbledon studios, and discuss the state of the world, Philosophy, and why Nick holds a grudge.

Unexpected Grievances with Taylor Swift, Beyoncé and Benedict Cumberbatch * (4-8)

Ben and Nick are back, and are spreading their brand or trustworthiness to another amazing podcast. Nick talks about passwords, but don't let that put you off. Ben talks about his love of the board game Stratego, but don't let that turn you on.

The Trustworthy Brothers (4-7)

In a nod to the late (not dead, just unpunctual) great Barry Norman, Ben & Nick talk about all the crazy things they get up to. LIke going to an early evening viewing at the cinema. Or complaining about kids nowadays. Party on everyone. Party on...

Peeing in the Deadpool (4-6)

Because pre-recording the podcast means less work for them, Ben & Nick pre-recorded a large portion of this podcast. Ben was performing in Cinderella in the seaside town of Worthing over Christmas 2015, and we interviewed some of the poor people who had to appear on stage beside him. Ben & Nick are joined by the fabulous Matt Evers & Mark Read, then the wonderful Camilla Sacre-Dallerup. Nick did nothing special all Christmas. Except this.

It's Not Worth-ing It (4-5)

Ben and Nick use the power of the internet and time-travel to combine a new podcast with a previous podcast guest! Kylie Butler brings her breasts into our Trafford Centre studios, and we'd like you to listen to those breasts.

Milk & More Dogging (4-4)

Ben and Nick moved in together, and it all went quiet. Too quiet. What the hell are they up to..? ...Well - Nick grew a beard, and Ben didn't want to. That's about it.

Weirdy or Beardy (4-3)

Ben Simmons and Nick Murphy's improvised podcast.

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