Join us for episode 25 where you get some priceless advice from Beautiful J and Julie. We start off on a rant about meat juice, becoming a cannibal and penis table slaps. Beautiful J shares the traumatic story of her first time traveling alone. Beautiful J shares a priceless lesson, don’t trust a drink I claim has no alcohol. Then we talk about how I fuck up plans that involve time. I then share the story about how Beautiful J and I became sister wives because strangers need to know our business. We then get into some juicy advice and sad stories about SELFISH partners. I am now in search of a new dentist office because of a traumatic experience. We wrap up with some complaining about dating during quarantine and I confess that I am a salty loser. Hope you enjoy this episode! Follow my guest: jessica_m_porras Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

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Who Is You?! Episode 25

Join us for episode 24 where we have a FULL house! Pierre, BJ, The One and Lonely and Red from the North Side are here to provide you with endless laughs. We start off with a quick introduction of Red and how he learned he should not go out drinking if he is taking antibiotics. Red tells us about the time he accidentally beat up an old man on crutches. BJ then goes into the details of the time she saw a fucking couple get robbed on the beach in Ecuador. Let this serve as a lesson for any listener to keep your pants close. Red hears about nudity and it reminds him about a time a young lady pulled out a tit and yelled at him to give her beer. Red has worked in bars for so long he knows a scam when he sees one. Fraulio then continues the trend of robbery and tells us about a time back in Puerto Rico where some random guy pretends to be a cop to steal some weed. Then we get into some hilarious talk where Red gives tips on doing illicit drugs at bars and introduces us to Confiscation Nation. For anyone that wants to hear the story about Red losing his teeth, your wait is over! Pierre then tells us about a time he saved Fraulio’s life. We wrap up with BJ letting us know she is now best friends with our mom. If you read the description, there is a juicy secret at the end of the episode after the song. 13 Mario Coins were collected by Fraulio for fucking up Pierre’s name. Follow my guests: lodo_watcher efraimcruet zombie.red Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

Confiscation Nation!! Episode 24

Join us for episode 23 where Pierre and Beautiful J are back to settle the best fast food debate. We continue the podcast with the infamous pechuga story and how our mom lost her damn mind over some grilled chicken. Beautiful J tells us the story of when she was a bad friend and took a picture of DontSay pooping in a stall. Of course Pierre had some awkward food moments and might I say homo moments, he tells us about the time he accidentally kissed his childhood friend John Hernandez and how they went skinny dipping alone under the moonlight at 3:00 am. We have all agreed that there is no excuse for John to not do manscaping. We saved the best story for last, that’s right we go into every detail about the Patches O’Hooligan story, and why that is Pierre’s new nick name! We missed BJ being on this episode because we needed lots of fact checking! Follow my guest: lodo_watcher jessica_m_porras Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

We Kissed Like Men!! Episode 23

Disclosure: This episode has a lot of adult language and sexual content, please listen at your own discretion! Join us for episode 22 where we give Pierre a day off and Beautiful J fills in for him. This episode was recorded after various drinks and we gave zero fucks when talking about bad dates. The first story is a shorty but not a goodie. We decide that guys need to stop lying about their height and stop posting old pictures. Beautiful J tells us about her online dating experiences and how these guys need to stop being so aggressive. I then share my story about a guy I was seeing up until he confessed his surgery he kept a secret from me. Get ready to hear about the shock Beautiful J got from Juan and his thumb size penis. PSA to guys: Chew some gum and work on your jaw muscles and never bite the lady bean! It wouldn’t be a normal podcast episode if we didn’t go on a tangent, we somehow end up talking about midgets and the best sex positions for them. We end with a terrible experience I had after eating edibles, where I thought I was in hell. Fuck you guys for leaving me unsupervised. Thanks for listening! Follow my guest: jessica_m_porras Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

He Bit My Lady Bean! Episode 22

Join us for episode 21 where we give you an hour of laughter. We brought back BJ and our old friend Fraulio. If there are any lonely female listeners The One and Lonely Fraulio is single and ready to mingle, he claims to be “handy”. Our first story of the day is the response Sweet Feet sent regarding the story about him. I read out loud the texts he sent, we decided his was real salty. Next, we go into the story about the time I was drugged and Pierre tells the world that I whisper when I am drunk. PSA to everyone don’t leave your drink unattended. Pierre gives us a story about Tyrone, Superman and the door staff that includes guns and fighting. Tyrone learned his lesson and got away with his life. Another PSA for everyone, don’t underestimate the Anaconda Squeeze! BJ then tells us the story about how she risked her life to keep her $1.50 when she got robbed and was only willing to give up .50 to two guys who robbed a bus full of people. Of course that reminds Fraulio about the time he was also robbed. He was just happy the robber did not take the weed or his lighter. We wrap up with the vending machine story we teased the last episode. Pictures are on our IG page for your viewing pleasure. Follow my guest: lodo_watcher efraimcruet Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

All Homies, No Homo!! Episode 21

Join us for episode 20 where we catch you up on where we have been since May. We introduce you to the Pierre’s Arian Queen, BJ aka Fact Checker. We are really sad no one put money on our books while we were in jail, however we give you lots of laughs now that we are free. Pierre gives you updates on Randy Watson and his pullout game also Fraulio and why his new nick name is RoboCop. I announce that I became single and go into a story that involves a guy we named Sweet Feet and how he ruined my life for 4 days. Get ready to listen to the love story of Pierre and BJ and how it was love at right swipe. We are asking the podcast listeners to help inform us if they have heard ranch called “fat girl ketchup”, Pierre is convinced everyone knows about this. Next you get a story about a “good ‘ol boy” and how he speaks to dogs. For those of you that have been around an annoying kid and hoped something funny would happen to them, you will enjoy Pierre’s tale. We end with a story that requires a vote from you deciding if Pierre owes BJ an apology. Thanks for listening, more stuff to come soon. Follow my guest: lodo_watcher Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

The Head Looked at Me as I Came! Episode 20

Join us for episode 19 where we introduce a new guest for your listening pleasure, Divine aka Delicious aka Randy Watson makes his first podcast appearance. As usual my co host Pierre is here to make us laugh at his pain. We start off by letting the audience know how Pierre and Devine met. Pierre openly admits he did not like Devine because he had a mane of hair and Pierre began balding at age 23. Some how with his power of persuasion, Devine was able to win Pierre over and they have since become besties. The story that Pierre goes into is fucking GOLD! He gives us all the details about the time he had to be savage with a guy at work. Be prepared to laugh out loud! You will always laugh when we talk about Gary in the future. Divine aka Delicious aka Randy Watson tells us how his nick name became Bob. He does not have the patience for drunk idiots to walk down the stairs so most of the time he has to help them. I then share the time i was savagely petty at a bar with a couple of girls that looked like Joi from Friday. Pierre then tells us why you shouldn’t be mean to him if you are drunk, he will absolutely catch you and put your most embarrassing moments on Snap Chat for the world to see. Divine aka Delicious aka Randy Watson shares his thoughts about Pierre when he takes things too far. I have zero idea how we came upon the topic of each of them holding the others dick just to prove they aren’t gay. We wrap up with how I have somehow traumatized Pierre for his birthdays his whole life. Also we now have a vlog on YouTube, its mainly me rambling about nonsense, but you should check it out. Follow my guest: lodo_watcher givhrthedingo Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

Savagely Petty!! Episode 19

Join us for episode 18 were I introduce 2 new guest. We begin with Pierre telling us how he should have been a paparazzi because he enjoys recording people when they don’t know. He claims to have caught a lamp being tossed by a ghost on film. One of our new guests (Fraulio) provides us with some wisdom “if you don’t think about it, it didn’t really happen” apparently he uses this method a lot in his life, including when it comes to lip bumps. Our second guest Jordi then begins to tell us about a spider woman he saw and just as he gets to the good part Beautiful J comes into the studio and scares the shit out of Pierre, yes you will laugh at his reaction. We transition to Fraulio AKA Fideo telling us the story about how he got stabbed. It stemmed from a $4.00 debt his friend couldn’t pay to another guy. Hey gets into the details of a brawl on the basketball court and it didn’t end there. He fought a couple more times and was STABBED by a bystander! His sound effects will have you laughing out loud as well as his phrases. We had to inform him that water does not replenish blood and he was pretty sad about that. Pierre then gives us the intimate details of when our younger brother thought he was such a ladies man, and he ended up trying to close the deal with someone he thought was a lady. Beautiful J brings us a story about how her mom traumatized her by tossing her into a dumpster for a piece of paper. Pierre remembers a time he blacked out and went home causing his landlord to call the police because they suspected he was murdered due to the blood trail he left everywhere. The podcast also now has a vlog, it will be uploaded on our YouTube channel. Updates: Jordi’s mom denies Jordi was in the street and claims she was home. Beautiful J’s mom pleads the 5th on any questions about the dumpster day. Follow my guests: lodo_watcher jessica_porras_aguilar efraimcruet jorditarantino616 Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

Even the knife was Puerto Rican!! Episode 18

Join us for episode 17, where I make it official and give Pierre his rightful title as my co-host. We get straight into a disastrous Valentines day memory for Pierre and he tells us about Marie and we decide that she will forever think of him every February 14th. Also we made the decision she will NEVER listen to our podcast. I give a short story about how my mom doesn’t understand physics and Pierre tells us he thinks guys can’t pee out of a window of a moving car. Pierre loses his first official podcast bet with me, because he refused to believe pterodactyl is spelled with a P. We then move on to stories about when we shoplifted and how I got lucky by being lazy and my older sister got arrested. Pierre talks about his run-outs he used to do with our younger brother, and how he ended up getting lucky by being fat. Then we happen to be recording when Pierre discovers he lost the bet and now owes me MONEY! Then we float the idea of a spelling bee and Pierre decides to pass, I have no idea how we get onto the topic of pits and balls. Then I confess about a time I accidentally snitched and got a job promotion because of it. We wrap up the episode with Pierre telling us about yet again another time he ended up in the back of a cop car because he trusted someone who was not his real friend. I hope we never find the actual guilty party that slashed the papers that day. We add a bonus story about when Pierre almost got a kid killed by a pit bull. Updates: Pierre has not paid up on his lost bet!! CCD’s mascot is a City Hawk. My mom has since gotten a better set of knives. Follow my guest: lodo_watcher Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

Mr. Nasty!! Episode 17

Join us for episode 16, our Sweet 16, where I am joined by Pierre and Beautiful J. We start off with the details of their rocky road love story. In typical what can go wrong fashion we go off on strange tangents such as best fast food, dolls made of hair and pocket pussies. We then bring back the memory of when Pierre asked Beautiful J out on a date. Then we get into a dark time in Beautiful J’s life when she met a guy who asked her to do something she had never never done before. I then go into a terrible life choice I made by going on a blind date. Pierre gives a warning about smoking JUULS, don’t do it if you want to live. We end with a bang, Pierre talks about the lengths he went to for sex, and how how some drunk guy ruined his night. You will crack up at the end of this podcast because the drinks had absolutely kicked in. Please subscribe and share!! Follow my guests: lodo_watcher jessica_porras_aguilar Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

Pocket Pussy Pierre!! Episode 16

Join us for episode 15, our Quinceañera episode, I am joined by Pierre and we discuss our first police encounters. Pierre talks about the time where he beat me up, had to defend himself against 2 police officers and walk 8 blocks home. I then confess my lack of knowledge of handcuffs and how I almost lost my left hand while in custody. We then transition to an embarrassing story about Dontsay and her bloody aunt. Pierre then tells us about the different times he got caught while “taking a nap” and why he hated sharing a room with our youngest brother. Who takes a nap with their knees bent? We wrap up with a story about Pierre and Mandril where they try offer a trade for live sex!! You don’t wanna miss this one guys. Follow my guest: lodo_watcher Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

Wanna go to Kmart and buy a movie? Episode 15

Join us for episode 14 where I am joined by Beautiful J and Carla, we as usual rant before we get started. We begin with Carla telling us how she pretended to be Jennifer Lopez because all she wanted to do was get her nails done. Then beautiful J tells us about the first time she was suspended and was convinced to hide in a closet and as you can guess, she got caught by my mom. Then I talk about the time I thought it would be really easy to just leave school and yup you guessed it, I got caught. Beautiful J also does a dramatic reading of an excuse I wrote in high school excusing my sister and I for missing 3 days of school. The next set of stories we talk about are about the moments we realized we weren’t as Mexican as we thought we were. Please share and subscribe, it helps us keep bringing you laughs. Follow my guests: carlazumba303 jessica_porras_aguilar Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

I'm Mexican, But Not That Kind Of Mexican!! Episode 14

Join us for episode 13 where we bring back Pierre, he seems to be applying for a co-host position with the podcast. We start off with lots of laughter as we listen to an experience he had after someone hocked a loogie at the back of his head. We end up spending too much time talking about when I cut my sisters hair off. I still have the battle wound scar to prove that I was injured in this showdown. Then Pierre breaks down the reason he is not a good person and tells us about his failed attempts at flying, spoiler alert: he blames me! Then we move onto why Pierre thinks of me each time he cuts his nails. We also get into how I entertained myself with my two younger brothers by instigating fights. Then it gets serious when Pierre tells us when the youngest brother tried to STAB him, yes with a real kitchen knife, and how he was forced to defend himself. We wrap up with a black out drunk story that happened to the youngest brother and how he was running from the devil. Disclaimer: Mandril is a baboon, yes my brothers nick name is baboon. Follow my guests: lodo_watcher Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

He Was Going To Fucking Stab Me!! Episode 13

Join us for episode 12 where I have a room full of testosterone, Pierre, Spaghetti and Saint Joe. We make good on our promise and start off with a bang, going into the promised tadpole story. We then get to hear about Pierre’s crazy night with a midget stripper! Spaghetti then shares with us the joys of being a home owner and being able to do whatever you want. Yes, he is still happily married, I confirmed this with his wife. Spaghetti moves on to his camping story and has us cracking up as he explains his nickname “Mr. No Face” and how he ate a lizard. Saint Joe goes into some drinking stories from his younger years and shocks us with a foreplay story we could not believe! We wrap up with a fist fight story Saint had with his cousin and 2 minutes later it was like nothing had ever happened. Follow my guests: Lodo_watcher Saint303 Levettispaghetti Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

Everybody got choices, finger or dick!! Episode 12

Join us for episode 11 I am joined by the infamous Pierre!! We start of with EPIC halloween costume stories. He then goes into a recent experience at the movie theater and we detour onto how Pierre is traumatized for life because of Chucky and being locked in a dark room by yours truly. I then share the reason I won’t share a bed with my older sister and how I got revenge. We end with a story that I couldn’t stop laughing about, you get to laugh along with me about an experience that explains Pierre’s abandonment issues and life trauma. Also I tease with another story that will go down in the books for Pierre and it has to do with tadpoles. Follow my guests: lodo_watcher Follow us: Instagram: Whatcangowrongcast Facebook: What Can Go Wrong Podcast SnapChat: wcgwcast Twitter:@wcgwcast

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