We’re back for season four and what a doozy we have for y’all! Have you watched MIDSOMMAR? If not, go watch it now and come back and listen to us try to make sense of the world After having watched it!

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Midsommar (2019) Pube Pie MIDSOMAAAARRRR

A special episode where Vee and Lee discuss Buffy, Angel, the Buffy comics and a billion other tangents. Warning - this episode contains a lot of colourful language and discussions about wangs and boobs. You have been warned.

Buffy (1997) Play With Mah Wing Wang

In the last episode of Season three Vee and Clark talk about The Wedding Singer and Adam Sandler in general.

The Wedding Singer (1998) Harold Never Beat Up His Landlord

Zombies! Suspense! Emotions! Piece of turd business man! Train to Busan has it all! Join a pain killer addled Vee and a normal Clark as they discuss this amazing Korean Zombie flick. Michael Sheen is mentioned.

Train To Busan (2016) the businessman can go eat a Dafoe dick

The third week of THE RANTENING brings us to another satire - 2012’s Cabin in the woods! Join Vee and Clark in going way too deep into everything that’s going on in this movie. We also call Chris Hemsworth - Liam a few times...  A little Michael Sheen talk but no Sheen trivia because apparently Clark hates it and prefers to talk about IKEA (boooooo).

Cabin in the woods (2012) YOUR BASIC HUMAN NEEDS DISGUST ME

What’s your favourite horror movie? In the second week of the RANTENING , Vee and Clark discuss the meta horror movie that started the meta horror movies craze of the mid to late 90s. Some wang talk and Michael Sheen trivia is back!

Scream (1996) Oh Billeh

What’s this? An episode actually on time?  This week Vee and Clark discuss Rosemary’s Baby - very excitedly... Fair warning, if you’ve seen this movie, you’ll know that it deals with pretty heavy themes, so listen at your own discretion.

Rosemary’s baby (1968) Mah bebeh!

Hwitches! Terrifying kidnappy paintings! Rowan Atkinson getting it on with a hotel maid!... wait what?   join us!  

The Witches (1990) Hwitches, Hey Ma! Where’s my effing Coven?!

Hoo Boy, the Matrix huh? Vee and Clark rant about the movie and all the crazy ass stuff that was borne from it. Less wang and ass talk than normal.   enjoy.

Le Matrix (pew pew arghh my face TELEPHONE)

Vee and Clark talk about Amazon prime’s The Boys. rambling happens...spoilers happen (for the show not for the comic) something about balls is discussed.... Michael sheen is only slightly mentioned.

Le Boys

Vee and Clark discuss the movies and tv shows they’re looking forward to... less chaotic than last episode but still some mentions of Michael Sheen’s butt. warning for spoilers and colourful language as always.

34. Look forward, not backward.

Vee and Clark discuss the 6 part Amazon Prime series Good Omens... It... it degenerates quickly and we are not sorry, enjoy.

33. Good Omens (Foncy Foncy)

Meaning of life!   in a car!    Its only Hwafer thin!

32. It’s Only Hwafer Thin

Season three! We’re back after our totally planned hiatus. We are very organised and took a well needed break... here’s more movie raaaaaants.   This week’s topic - labyrinth, Bowie’s junk, the creepy vibes of the movie and other nonsensical screechings. Enjoy!

30. Labyrinth Cod piece

This week, we tiredly gush about Galaxy Quest. We should have called the show “What the Gush?” But we may have attracted a different following. Anyway, what was I saying? ... Enjoy the episode! -Vee and Clark

29. Never Give up, Never Surrender!

Movie and TV rants with Vee Giggity and Clark Deuce

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