We know, we're as shocked as you are to see us pop up in your new episodes. But we're here and 2020 is almost freaking over! While we wait patiently for all the important people to get the vaccine first, let's stay indoors and listen to us tell you about all the fun stuff we read, watched, listened to and drank to keep us sane in the wildest year on record. We hope to be back soon in 2021 but we made this one just as long to tide you over until we get our acts together. Love you, wigs!

Wigs & Wice

Our Top Tens of 2020!

Hi, Wigs! Staying home? Good, us too. Hear another episode in less than a week - see, we're helping keep you sane. Ish. This week we attempt to laugh at what this pandemic is doing to us, stomp a mudhole in Natalie Maines' ex-husband's face, ruin Indiana Jones and spoil the hell out of Love is Blind (literally - skip 54:00 - 1:06:40) if you haven't watched yet and if you haven't watched yet, YOU HAVE WEEKEND PLANS). Give it a listen - if you love it, tell a friend! If you don't, what do you expect, this shit is free!  WE REPEAT - LOVE IS BLIND SPOILERS (54:00-1:06:40) 

Corona No She Betta Don't

I think we are! Did absence make the heart grow fonder? Because WE. MISSED. YOU. No really, we're keeping our social distance because that is responsible and appropriate but boy, are we sending the love. And our first new episode in over two months (gulp)! Fear not, with all this staying home, we're trying to get back to the old days of, wait for it, WEEKLY episodes. So, slip on your old wigs and fill up a glass because Wigs & Wice is back for your listening pleasure. The audio quality is a little glitchy at times, but we're working on that, too. Wouldn't be W&W if there weren't some technical difficulties, right? Right?? You still there? Great, press play and stay safe. 

Are we... back?

Listen, we know we said we shan't pop nary another cork, but... then the Oscars went and continued to be lame AF. So we're serving you some slightly popped cork realness along with a few Troll Patrols that will have you questioning if it's your version of reality that's skewed. And as always, we'll flip our wigs with the things that made us happy this month. 

The Oscars & The Case Of The No Good, Very Bad Nominations

Can you believe it, Wigs? We made it through 2019, relatively unscathed! We're not promising anything for 2020. We know, we know... we gave up popping corks a couple episodes ago but when it comes to wrapping up the year, we had to share our rants one last time. There's also a whole lot of Wigs to flip in the world of books, TV, music and movies so you know just what to binge through the holidays. Thanks for listening! 

Top Fives of 2019

Hi Wigs! This week, we're not popping corks! We want to keep things light, fun and positive going into this holiday season, so we bring you our top five activities that don't involve Black Friday. Along with some second opinions and - of course - we flip our wigs, because we'll always have things to flip our wigs about. 

Wigsgiving - Anything But Black Friday

It's been three years, Wigs! Can you believe it? The only unbelievable thing is that we still have no idea what's going on with our sound equipment! As is slightly evident this week, but at least we're consistent right?? Speaking of consistency, it may be time to retire one of the segments we've done since the beginning. Popping corks just makes us feel like popping off these days, so enjoy one? last one before we fill that space with something more positive-- or at least fun. But don't worry, this week is still full of some gripes including Todrick Hall, a super fucked up haunted house and a baffling turn for Queen Meryl. Hey, not everything can be Mama Mia! Here We Go Again! 

Popping Corks About Popping Corks

Hi, Wigs! Remember us?! That's right, we're back after having taken the summer off totally on purpose and not at all in an unplanned way. We missed you and our usual shenanigans, so we're back in full force. It's an episode of doughy white dudes including the salsa dancing potato that is Sean Spicer and the racist, D-bag "comedian" that was cast on SNL for about three minutes. We also flip our wigs for All In With Iskra both have a lovefest for T. Swift's LOVER. We're glad to be back, and promise to never leave you so long again... until we accidentally do. 

A Shane By Any Other Name Would Smell As Gross

Listen, we're not known for keeping our knickers knot-free, but this week might take the cake. Maybe it's that we've been away a while or maybe it was the bottle of wine, but we took it out on the Cats trailer, Disney World Mom, Titus Burgess, Jake Paul and yes, even the Queen herself. Something must be in the air. That has to be it. It can't be the wine. We oop our way through it all AND a Troll Patrol that gives new meaning to "Bitches who go to diners need to act right." That may actually be the only meaning for that. Oh, we got Wigs, too. Cuz we care about some stuff still. Thanks for listening! 

And We Oop

No, white clams are not what we call those pissed off bigots who are mad about the casting of The Little Mermaid remake. But it kind of definitely works. There's also a whole bunch of other rants about the latest KUWTK drama, Jeffrey Epstein, streaming service overload and yes, even the 1995 classic, "Now and Then." We've got TWO Second Opinions and wigs as fiery red as the one Halle Bailey may or may not wear! You know why? Because things change! And that's okay! Thanks for listening!

Pass me a White Clam

Hi, Wigs! We're back with an extra long one starring a very special guest, writer/producer and Paul's hubby, Nick Rufca. We do all the usual nonsense PLUS a deep dive into the career of Madame X (some of you might know her better  as Madonna). Nick is her #1 Stan, so you'll definitely want to hear all the fascinating and honest insights we uncovered over two bottles of rose. All this and so much more, including all the pop culture recommendations you've been craving in film, tv, books and music! Thanks for listening and please remember to rate, review and pass us along to a friend! 

Your Madgesty (with special guest, Nick Rufca)

There has never been a more appropriate episode title. Spoiler alert, and the only one you're going to get, Lindsay hated the Game of Thrones finale. She talks about it A LOT. In detail. It's like when your crazy aunt gets cut off in the Target parking lot and someone steals her spot, except, it's about Game of Thrones. So much.  Here are the actual time stamps in case you are someone who does not want the entire finale spoiled. 7:15-16:30, 38:40-42:15 We also talked about other crap, too. Aladdin, Constance Wu, Tony Robbins, DJ Khaled. All crap. But then we give you our three summertime favorites to kick your summer magic into high gear. It's Memorial Day, Wigs! Wice it up and thanks for listening!

Lindsay Ruins Game of Thrones

Hi, Wigs! Are you ready for the biggest podcast spectacular of the year starring Hollywood's hottest A-List stars? Well, tough titties, this is just Wigs & Wice! This week we get into our feelings about Game of Thrones, Nicholas Cage, Bob Kraft and starving anal worms (unrelated somehow!) And if that's not enough to make you hit DOWNLOAD, how about a Troll Patrol dispatch with one of the most terrible trolls we've ever had the displeasure of reading? And as always, Wigs for days and days and days. Which is good because you'll need it while you wait in line for Avengers tickets! (That's a dumb joke because no one waits in line for tickets anymore) Thanks for listening and don't forget to rate, review, share and subscribe! 

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Bobbi Christina Barcelona

Hi, Wigs! What a long strange year it has already been, no? Makes you long for the cozier night terrors of 2018. Thankfully, we're back with another episode filled with lots of confused vigor and fury to make the pain SLIGHTLY less eye-stabby. This week, we wade through the Khloe/Jordyn drama, unravel the insanity of the Momo Challenge and sashay right on past the complications of Leaving Neverland and Jussie Smollett in favor of more important issues... Drag Race Drama!! We've got a double Troll Patrol that takes you from a beloved Los Angeles bodega to just south of the border. And Wigs to keep you smiling long into the weekend. Thanks for listening! 

Momo & the Case of the Missing Prenatal Vitamins

Two friends, one bottle and plenty of things to wig out about. Sit down, enjoy a glass of your favorite wice and join Paul Croce and Lindsay Harbert as they dish on what's flipping their wigs. Each week, they'll talk all things pop culture, tell you who's the problem, and chase down a tangent whenever a sparkly one comes along.

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