In another solo bolo, Kaitlin talks about the ugliest dress she's ever seen, wood chopping, dreams of BIP, and Chris Harrison's fate.

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66: Chop It Up

New year, new Bachelor, new format! On this episode Kaitlin takes you on a journey with a brief Bachelorette wrap up, discusses the arrival of our new queen, the utter hotness of Matt James, vibrators, and tries to unpack the mess this season will be.

65: Love is What Matt(James)ers

Kaitlin and Jamison break down desert witches, Bennett's fast turnaround time, a pitch for who should host the tell alls, bagels, the nightmare of cooking dates, and there's a lot of Ben talk. Lots. Let us know if you love the men tell all!

64: Private Benjamin

After a mental health break, Jamison and Kaitlin are back to talk about weeks 7 and 8. They talk about Bennett and Noah's dumb fight, the safety of that pop-up ferris wheel, Ben's bold move, Ed and Chris Harrison's 1:1, blacksmiths, and ghost hunting.

63: Noah's Bark

The first rule of Bachelorette Fight Club is we talk about it for almost an hour. This Jamison and Kaitlin discuss what a Harvard education gets you, Chasen v Ed, the worst date idea of all time, and Kaitlin goes down a rabbit hole of isolation induced audio fanfiction.

62: Fight Club

On this episode Kaitlin and Jamison discuss the sweet 16 vs. the new guys, Kenny being the worst, the legendary game of SmashBall, smoke shows, and what they miss most about the world pre-quarantine.

61: Interesting Strangers

On this episode Kaitlin and Jamison talk about the earliest proposal in Bachelor history, the increased presence of Chris Harrison, love at first sight, a self help book from the 2000's that has probably not aged well, and welcome the new Bachelorette. The ports are on stand-by.

60: Clare Out for Tayshia

On this episode, Kaitlin and Jamison talk about Yosef getting booted out before the rose ceremony, 00's tabloids and paparazzi, Dale and Clare's Teenage antics, the most awkward 1:1 of all time, and the guys on Clare's season unionizing. Vote so we won't have to close the ports!

59: Show Yo-Sef Out

It's episode 2 and things are already getting off the rails. On this episode, we talk about the new reality of hotel based dates, Clare being called the c-word, provide an update about internal rankings of the guys, celebrate our favorite Swan Princess inspired moment, and Kaitlin makes an offer she hopes someone won't refuse.

58: Billions of Men

Chris Harrison has dusted off his navy suits and that means we are back too! In this episode we kick off Claire's season, talk about tv production in the time of pandemic, give our own first impression roses, Jamison remembers some text conversations, and Kaitlin talks about her dislike of a college in Cambridge, Mass.

57: Claire-chella

We made it to the finale! In this episode, Kaitlin and Jamison break down the Matt and Rudi breakup, the lack of stakes in this entire show, the magic of reality tv editing, Jamison learns who Chet Hanks is, and Kaitlin reads an Entertainment Tonight article telling you where they all are now.

56: Chet Hanks: Tom Hanks:: Listen to Your Heart: The Bachelor

In this episode, Kaitlin and Jamison talk about episodes 4 & 5 of The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart. They pitch the better version of this show, take Brandon to task for being a coward, reminisce about the before times, and have some real problems remembering everyone's names.

55: Squat and Rock

We're on quarantine time, baby! In this episode, Kaitlin and Jamison break down what is missing from this iteration of the Bachelor franchise, Kaitlin monologues about A Star Is Born, and they pitch the reality show that America not only wants but needs. Listen to Kaitlin's songs here: An Ode to the Seattle Mariners https://soundcloud.com/ourfiftystatesproject/sets/washington Requiem for the Alien Who Kidnapped Me https://soundcloud.com/ourfiftystatesproject/sets/new-mexico

54: Julia Is the New Jessica

We may be social distancing, but that can't keep us away from you. In this episode, Kaitlin and Jamison discuss the new Bachelor spinoff Listen To Your Heart. They discuss dating musicians, the new mansion, the extreme levels of emotional damage, and Kaitlin gives an update on her journey with Animal Crossing.

53: New Mansion, Who Dis?

As if a global pandemic can stop this podcast! Kaitlin and Jamison return to talk about what they've been up to during this quarantine, the comfort of Chris Harrison's presence, the future of the Bachelor franchise, Love Is Blind, and they try to get to the heart of Jessica's problem. Note: The first two minutes of this there are some audio difficulties, but they're quickly fixed.

52: Quarantine Coping

Will you accept this podcast? Bachelor enthusiasts Kaitlin Crow and Jamison Hudson toast to the glories of each episode. They discuss highlights, low points, and everyone’s favorite host, Chris Harrison.

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