Football is quickly approaching us and your favorite girls are back to help you get your draft in order. This will be a tricky year to navigate with our current pandemic, and the waiver wire is going to be more important than ever. Tune in to our welcome back episode to hear our new plans for the season, our wine choice for our season 2 premier, and of course all of our advice and updates to get you ready for your draft. If you already drafted, well, you can still join us for some entertainment on youtube on our vlog, brand new this season, to see your girls in action! So grab your favorite drink and let's kick this season off right!

Wine and Waivers

We're Back!

The time has come for our last episode of the season. To go out with a bang, Karlee has not only 1 but 2 stories that you don't want to miss, along with our final sit/starts of the fantasy season! Thank you to everyone who has come along on this new journey with us this year, and we look forward to coming back next season to bring you guys all of your waiver picks and more sexcapade shenanigans! See you guys in the fall! Chug your wine and work your waivers!

Episode 16: The Finale

The bitches are down one this week as Karlee is recovering from a freak back injury (bet you'll never guess how that happened). While there's a shortage of sexcapades being shared this week, Diane and Tanya got you covered with some sit/start options in the first episode of the season with NO waiver picks. They're also sticking to the spiced holiday wine train with another delicious red that'll keep you warm this holiday season. Or if you're like the girls and live in hot ass Florida, they've got a nice Rosè that'll keep you feeling more refreshed than a man FINALLY getting over his man flu. So, whether you're chugging your drink of choice tonight, or nursing it like Mahomes nurses his hand, join the ladies for yet another hilarious, yet still informative, episode to help you into the finals of your fantasy league!

Fractured Thumbs and Lots of "Um"s

The fantasy season is starting to come to a close, and with that comes the final week for the girls' waiver wire picks. The bye weeks are over, and now that it is playoff time, they are hoping that your team is as loaded as the ballsack of a man with erectile dysfunction. But just because the waiver picks are finished, the girls will still be with you until the end of the fantasy football season to give their thoughts on some sit/starts in the playoffs, budget friendly wine selections, and even more of Karl's interesting sexcapades. Grab a seat and hold on to your tight booty holes as the girls introduce you to their spicy and festive holiday wine choices, give their final waiver picks, and give you some pointers for how NOT to hit up your future female prospects if you are trying to keep them moist this holiday season.

Final Waiver Picks and Hard Thanksgiving Dicks

What do you get when you combine 3 girls, 4 guys, and all day drinking? Get your minds out of the gutter ya sick fucks. Ok maybe you're right. There is lots of football but even more raunchy sex chat- which of course makes for one big, hilarious, shit show of a podcast! The waiver bitches brought some familiar and not-so-familiar voices on the show this week to talk about who they're eyeballing on the waivers, as well as giving Karlee some male insight on her sexual antics. So join in on all the excitement with your wine of choice and make sure to pay close attention. The playoffs are right around the corner, and there are some sneaky waiver picks that you're not gonna want to miss out on!

Three Chicks Four Dicks

If any of you are missing your fill of UFC, then we hope you tuned into Thursday night's game where the Browns played dirty and their fighting style was vile. The girls like it rough, but that scuffle has them feeling some other type of way! Join them this week as they discuss all the head shattering details of the fight, as well as Karlee's near death experience in the bedroom. And don't forget to grab your favorite beverage, preferably of the alcoholic variety, while the girls indulge in their delicious wine selections and give you their top waiver picks ahead of week 12!

We Like It Rough, But Not As Rough As Mason Rudolph

If you like raspy voices and handcuffs you may have come to the right spot. Karlee thought she should share some spotlight in the drama this week and has decided to try to one up Mark Walton's suspension by revealing some of her own personal dirt. Tune in to hear all the juicy details and to get a load of Tanya's new sex talk voice, a wine suggestion that may have turned as bad as Saquon's week 10, and some risky waiver wire picks heading into week 11 with a couple big names on bye.

Bad Wine and a Little Crime

Is Minshew no longer the man of your dreams after this past week's performance? He certainly isn't Karlee's- but then again, is any man? The little one went a little too hard again this week and in her not-so-sober state has revealed her darkest, dirtiest dreams that may not be quite what you would expect. And with the waiver wire not looking nearly as strong as Vance McDonald's jaw, the girls have decided to narrow down their waiver suggestions, while upping their bantering. Tune in to hear the carefully selected players the ladies have their eyes on going into a MASSIVE bye week, a player that you should definitely steer clear of, and some wine suggestions that you may or may not want to be bringing to your holiday gatherings this year.

Fantasy Teams or Fantasy Dreams?

The girls are back and they brought a special impromptu guest with them who may not know much about football, but she knows what she likes in bed! This episode is full of filth and a tasteful amount of waivers. Join the girls to hear their spooky wine suggestions, some interesting thoughts on one of the most over rated sex positions, and of course some desperate week 9 waiver picks that may be even scarier than your costumes this week. Grab your favorite drink and get ready for the most explicit episode yet!

Wine Me, (Danny) Dimes Me, 69 Me..?

Guess who's back, back again- that's right we have Karlee back on the mic and she came more prepared than ever to own these waiver pick ups! With today's dating pool and waiver wire feeling slimmer than ever, join the reunion as they bring you some tangents that range from some real talk about emotional health to some interesting sexual fantasies, along with their favorite picks for this week from a waiver wire full of "who the fucks?" And as always,the girls have you covered with their wine suggestions that will bring this episode full circle and keep your mouth nice and moistttt.

Bangin' Wine, Bangin' Waivers, and Bangin' John Harbaugh

The girls are one bitch down this week, but don't worry your pretty little fantasy heads...there's a special guest in the house! With some big names out on a bye for week 7 *cough* McCaffrey *cough*, they're keeping it short and sweet this week to get you exactly what you need to fill those spots. So listen attentively fuckers for some top notch waiver picks (well, for what's left out there) while enjoying special guest, Josh's, ever so eloquent wine review that is sure to pleasure those taste buds, even if you're ballin' on a budget!

Short, Sweet, and Pickled Pigs Feet

You spoke, and the bitches listened! The ladies decided to make a couple of changes for your listening pleasure based on some suggestions from people that matter the most- you guys! Tune in this week to hear all about the new, hilarious, and probably embarrassing changes to the show that will hopefully tickle you in all the right places. Whether you're in search of some desperate week 6 waiver pick ups, a new wine suggestion, or maybe just a couple raunchy laughs, the girls of Wine and Waivers have got you covered!

A Revamp That Will Tickle Your Humor...and Maybe Your Taint

This week the waiver bitches dig DEEP into the waiver wire since all the starters decided to shit the bed. They made it a double red wine week since Karlee can’t seem to handle her own bottle of white (don’t worry, it’ll be back!) So all you white drinkers, put some hair on your chest this week with a nice, dry red and listen while the girls discuss their least terrible waiver suggestions, their thoughts on the WWE match that happened on the field, and how you can make a little extras $$ just by wearing underwear! Yea...it gets f*cking weird.

Choke me out like OBJ

It's a week of many firsts for the Wine and Waivers ladies! They have their first special guest, it's the first bye week, and it's the first they learn of Karlee's new fav sex move involving some overly sensitive male nipples. Got completely f*cked over by a certain New York Giants RB this week? The girls got your back! So break out your go-to cheap ass wine and join the ladies as they power through their lack of AC (again...) and provide you with some fire waiver advice and some laughs guaranteed to make up spit your wine out with the help of everyones favorite briefcase wielding fantasy player...Briefcase Bobby! 

Is that a Briefcase or are You Just Happy to See Us?

In this week's episode, the girls get down with cheaper wine with some big flavor, while talking QBs with even bigger injuries that may shake up your lineup! Hold on to your chubb (and we don't mean Nick) and your favorite drink, and prepare to hear all the top waiver picks the ladies are eyeballing this week!

Get Your Chubb Fill- And We Don't Mean Nick

Are you new to fantasy football and looking for an entertaining source of fantasy advice without all of the hardcore stats and drawn out discussions that really don't mean sh*t to you? Maybe you have been playing fantasy for years but are looking for an undoubtedly lit podcast to give you a real reason for the season? A comedic twist on fantasy football, Wine and Waivers is an explicit and unfiltered podcast feat. 3 girlfriends keeping you up on waiver wire advice while getting down with some good wine and even better sh*t talking. Tune in every Tuesday evening with your drink of choice as Diane, Tanya, and Karlee guide you through the waivers in this hilariously raw and fantasy driven podcast.

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