It’s 2007 and the housing crisis has just begun. Lenders were over-lent to unqualified buyers based on unreal market evaluations. Flash forward and all our hair weaves manufactured in China came in Trojan-horse loaded COVID-19 packaging. Ok, maybe that last part isn’t true- but we bet someone somewhere retells it as fact at a cocktail party near you. Now on to other fake news. It’s 2020 and mortgages are being dolled out with work stoppage funds as a consideration. Seems legit, right? Or…. the next few years are going to get weird. This leads to our next topic in this controversial episode of Women Uncovered: what, exactly, is the difference between polyamory, swinging, and open relationship status? Andria and Angela dive into these shifting waters and get good and wet in this episode. Tell your friends and strap on, I mean, in. Just Listen. 

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Poly-life and the COVID Mortgage Crisis and Carol Baskin

Savannah. A city of many layers, Savannah broadcasts echoes of things that once were. Suspended, myriad, secretive, and haunted. Women Uncovered’s own Andria just returned to Orlando from a first-time visit to the city, laden with her findings and feelings toward the great and very darkly haunted and beautiful city of Savannah. Andria had to put on a show herself and visited We dive into this topic and sooo much more in this very special episode of Women Uncovered. Just listen. 

Savannah is haunted as hell

Angela is feeling restless in Michigan, but it’s ok- Scott is planning a party, a 50-gallon lube party! Andria’s Ancestry.com profile delivered some interesting results, turns out she has a bit more German heritage than she thought, which finally explains her penchant for pre-war Berlin inspired kink. Andria might just tap into her inner director persona, “Frau Gunta”, dust off her beret and whip, get one of those swank director’s chairs and a bull horn and properly motivate some hopeful new pornstars into giving it their all. Tune in to find out and help the ladies with their porn ideas on this episode of Women Uncovered. Just listen

Production, Porn Star Rocco, 50 Gallon Lube Party

Ah, the sun sets on the bleached shores of Key West. A gentle breeze stirs the air. Lovers hold hands along Duval and the many-thumbed cats of the Hemingway House settle in and prep for another night on the hunt. Oh, wait- who are we kidding?

Mer-people. Parasailing. Leather Cock Rings, Oh My!

What in the Carol Baskins? Netflix has done it again. Not only have the folks over there peaked our interest with tigers, meth, and murder, but now they’ve finished us off with a little flick called 365 Days. Speaking of sex on set, Andria has decided to become an Intimacy Coordinator when she grows up. This is an individual who apparently babysits porn sets and makes sure the actors and actresses all fell the warm fuzzies they require to get through the day. Let’s say you’ve decided to film the BBC Gangbang Orgy Creampie scene? You expected eleven BBCs and twelve show up- well not to worry, your Intimacy Coordinator is here to save the day. Further, is your dong looking not so fresh? It’s ok. We got you. In this episode of Women Uncovered, the gals also offer tips and tricks on keeping your dong from looking, well, not melty. This and more are explored in this episode. Just listen. 

Netflix and Chill. Intimacy Coordinators. Wrap your vibe.

Did you hear the one about Biden being an animatronic muppet? Yup, it’s true. Ok, but he did break wind on live video. Need to getaway? Thailand will be happy to have you. In Thailand- sex capital of the world, sex workers are trying to make ends meet without the international sex tourism the economy is based on. Even our own hostess, Andria, has changed vacation plans recently and opted for Key West instead of Vegas. What is the mask etiquette on a nude beach? Jimmy Kimmel is getting cancel cultured by his beloved left? Dixie Chicks change their name? In this episode of Women Uncovered the ladies dive into the upcoming power struggle, the controversies, and try to predict exactly what will happen to love, sex, and travel in the time of COVID. Just listen.

Prostitute starving in Thailand, Key West instead of Vegas, and Jimmy Kimmel is getting canceled

Welcome back, kiddies! A lot has happened since our last episode of Women Uncoveredand the ladies pull no punches in catching you up to speed. And, of course- would you have itany other way? In this episode of Women Uncovered Angela takes us through her family’sexodus from Guatemala before revolution gets in full swing, then her travels into Houston,Orlando, and back to her workshop in Michigan. You know the one, where she makes thosenaughty toys available on www.SexSwing.com and www.TiedTight.com . I can’t help butwonder: just what were her elves up to while she was away? And oh, can you imagine their blacklatex BDSM work uniforms? Yummy!Let's break into canned vaginas or oysters? Sex clubs and worshiping the penis.... 

Canned Vaginas. Sex Clubs. Worshiping the Penis

Have you heard of that girl from that good family who went into porn just for the fun of it? Nope, neither have we. Often, if not always and in all ways vilified for having made bad lifestyle choices those in the adult entertainment and sex industry are slammed as hoes, sluts, tramps, drug addicts, and any number of vernaculars therein. This is not true. We repeat: THIS IS NOT TRUE. Many former entertainers, bartenders, nude models, and- gasp!-porn stars walk among you. You won’t know who they are, they don’t wear a sign advertising their former, or current- professions. I mean can you imagine Karen from Accounting wear a shirt that read “Hi, I’m Karen, I’m boring as fuck. Live. Laugh. Love. is my jam”. So, why on earth would Destiny wear one saying “Former Pole Grinder, probably amazing in bed”. Now- why the equation between adult entertainers and amazing sex?

Porn or Poverty?

The ladies of Women Uncovered explore the recent state of events and examine exactly what happens when shit hits the fan in Orlando, Guatemala and all points beyond as forced quarantines are imposed and once-proud people hoist the white flag for food as they find themselves unable to leave their homes. Following a random CashApp request from a fellow bandmate Andria then sends her own- to everyone she knows and applauds her comrade for an act of sheer desperation: and genius. 

Karen is making ends meet by working the corner

Hi all you boys and ghouls! Do you find yourself struggling with what to do during thezombie apocalypse? Well, you should probably engage in some tantric sex, get a new penispiercing, and stream lots of Tiger King, of course.

Tantric Sex, Tiger King, and Prince Albert

The world of high-end prostitutes is vast. From the lawyer working 3 weeks a month as a prostitute and making 50k to the feminist-leaning male sex workers (male prostitutes for women), we dive into the racy end of prostitution. 

High-End Prostitutes (male and female)

They are closing down the orgy parties due to COVID-19. 50cent is saying sex prevents COVID-19. The world is in a spin.Just Listen! 

Orgies Parties are closing folks!

We are talking about clubs. What makes a good club? What makes a sucky club? Should we start a club? Gentlemen's club, strip club, burlesque. 

Club life

Andria decided to give zero fucks this weekend and got a love-tat with her man and got a new piercing! And of course, Angela goes logical mom on her. 

Love tattoo and a piercing!

In a previous episode, we talked about Sugar Baby/Daddies. On this episode, we dive into the next level when you graduate the sugar baby ranks you can hit the big time with the Trophy Wife. 

Trophy Wife

Women talking real. Do you need a friend? Need to be like "damn right girl!" Are you hustling or feeling lost? Are you raising babies? Teens? We got you! Do you travel? Work hard and balance a relationship? Do you still like sex??? We totally got you! Do you swear and are pubically a shit show? Yep! We are your people.

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