If you hate doing leaves - then the Wormgear Mall Fall Fest - sponsored by Hammerhead Hardware -- is for you. Just be sure you have medical insurance and a reasonable copay - because you’re about to be introduced to the Rasputin Atomic Leaf Blower!

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Fall Fest at Wormgear Mall

Why plan your pregnancy? It’s such a hassle to know where you’re going to go - who you’re going to rely on when that big moment to push finally arrives. Now, you don’t have to give birthing that baby even one thought - until the final moment -- thanks to the all-new Yank ‘Em and Spank ‘Em Maternity Clinic at Wormgear Mall. Just walk in - scream for help - and it’s very likely somebody will be around to help you...hopefully. You can follow the latest Verna Wormgear storyline every week at http://aircheck.us/show/105

Yank ‘Em and Spank ‘Em Maternity Clinic

When you bring high-powered explosives to an indoor fireworks show, you’d better be ready for something outside the realm of normal entertainment. That could be why the Wormgear Mall Publicity Department has been working overtime to come up with a way to put a happy face on the disaster over the last July 4th weekend. You can follow the latest Verna Wormgear storyline every week at http://aircheck.us/show/105

Wormgear Mall July 4th Apology

When you need, or want a gun - or maybe want to borrow one to take care of some unpleasant situation - there’s one place to go: Dogs of War Mercenary Outfitters and Camping Supplies. This is the best time, ever, because it’s time for the big Gunorama Sale! Verna tells you all about it!

Dogs of War Mercenary Outfitters and Camping Supplies

If you’re hankering for food whose origins you can’t quite identify, why not stop in and try a spoonful of...whatever...at the Hump of the Camel Arabian Delicacies in Wormgear Mall! Don’t forget you can check out the entire podcast archive at: http://larrycaringer.com/larrycaringer.com/Mall_Podcast/Archive.html

Hump of the Camel Arabian Delicacies

If you’re looking for a cheap thrill while the rest of the family is spending money you haven’t earned yet, there’s a great place to spend even more of your, as yet, un-earned hard earned money! The Belly Button Brewery is just the place to get away from the pain of shopping in a huge, overpriced mall! Don’t forget you can check out the entire podcast archive at: http://larrycaringer.com/larrycaringer.com/Mall_Podcast/Archive.html

Belly Button Beer Brewery at Wormgear Mall

When you’re looking for a way to express your individualism - by doing what everybody is doing. Do it in spades - at Wormgear Mall! Don’t forget you can check out the entire podcast archive at: http://larrycaringer.com/larrycaringer.com/Mall_Podcast/Archive.html

Tattoo - Piercing - Body Artateria

Why is Big Jane’s Underpants so poopular? Well, perhaps it’s because of all the class they provide to the underpants buying experience. From attempting to avoid staring at your crotch when sizing you up for your new briefs to giving you special attention in the dressing room, Big Jane’s Underpants guarantees personal attention to every detail. Verna Wormgear explains the ins and outs of underpants purchasing in this insightful and informative Wormgear Mall advertisement! Don’t forget you can check out the entire podcast archive at: http://larrycaringer.com/larrycaringer.com/Mall_Podcast/Archive.html

Put Class in Your Underpants

For years, Wormgear Mall was a part of morning radio shows across America. Now, here’s a place where you can hear Wormgear Mall bits - both old and new! Get set to listen in for weird stores, totally avoidable mayhem and insincere apologies as only Verna Wormgear can present them! All pictures and content © Larry Caringer

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