Mouth ulcers are looking for exciting new real estate opportunities and teeth don't make any sense! The boiz are invited to enjoy Netflix's The GOOP Lab(oratory) and/or conduct a miniseries of podcasts from a bathtub. We also hear from a new father who is infecting his baby son's brain with Tim and Guy. Plus - a room that can speak Chinese (not a language btw) when the occupant cannot. It is a mess.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Your beloved Frosty Fellaz may be finished watching pornography now, and what a journey it's been. Monty has not had a fun time with this 1978 British send up, Carry On, Emanuelle. In fact, he's named it potentially the worst movie he's ever seen. Timbo didn't fare quite so badly, enjoying the flick for its position as a cultural artifact and has a theory that Guy's comic sensibilities are to blame for his terrible time. Whatever the verdict, your boiz reminisce on this season in relation to Real Life™ and what may remain to truly end this run of the podcast.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

42: Carry On, Guy and Tim

In this Friendzone, we've got a long, late night audio message from Oslo, Norway asking the boiz whether or not they think a listener needs professional help to get them through their sleepless nights and constant ruminations on Worst films. Alumni from the iconic LMU write in to thank Tim and Guy for filling the sociable, stoned void left from a world in lockdown and a parent/fellow Norm fan talks exclusively to Guy about the comedic legacy of Mr Macdonald.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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The beginning of this episode is lost to the sands of time but once the recorder started working Tim and Guy spent as long as humanly possible putting off talking about Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle's Supernatural Sexual Activity, as they both down a strong beer that Guy has bought each of them. It is revealed the fellaz have been cheating on the podcast by watching something called... good movies? Monty's also spent a lot of time looking up former All Blacks great Andrew Mehrtens on Wikipedia to find out if he's a father leading to speculation about how best to impose an overwhelming amount of pressure on Tim's new born son, Remy to be excellent at something.After thirty minutes, they finally get to talking turkey (porno) and agree that this film is an ABSOLUTE HIGHLIGHT of not just Emmanuelle Through Time but the entire Emmanuelle franchise so far. It is set in an astral plane possessed by all manner of overwhelmingly horny ghosts. The clarity of storytelling, comedic beats, accuracy of parody and horny sex scenes make for a very satisfying experience. George stops to cast a verdict on the latest Bond film and announce he is suing Walt Disney over the concept of merchandise.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

41: Emmanuelle and The Horny Ghosts

In true Worst Idea style, the fellaz take on the first Emmanuelle Through Time series film, midway through watching the miniseries. Emmanuelle's Skin City does an excellent job of outlining what the heck Guy and Tim have been watching for the last couple of pornos - The reason and functionality of the blimp, and introducing all the characters we've already grown to know and be confused by. You know what's a good idea? A see-through observation deck on a blimp. Though possibly not if you're afraid of heights (a topic tackled in depth by both fellaz). In other movies news; Timbly has spent some time rewatching Primer and is excited by the time traveling / parallel universe implications of how he might kill another version of himself. Meanwhile, The Boner Inspector is humbled by dysentery and George Lazenby won't let go of ShadowPlay and merchandising opportunities.SUPPORT THE BOIZ ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

40: Acrophobia

A comedy of errors have preceded this Friendzone but the headline news is Tim is a dad now! Tim and Guy commemorate two legends of stage and screen, Willie Garson (RIP) best known for playing Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City 2 (and its associated television universe) and the great Norm Macdonald. To commemorate his death, Guy has introduced Norm to his best friend's dad who now exclusively messages Guy about how great Norm is. A brief history of Mattress Pikelet King and Sex and the City unfolds and the boiz find out he's not the man they thought he was!SUPPORT THE BOIZ: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: (twitter.com/TWIOATPod)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Tim, a famous porn enthusiast has seen his porn consumption take a tremendous dip since watching porn for a living, and frankly it is sad. This time the fellaz are getting down and dirty with a Twilight parody (with a lil True Blood thrown in) featuring two hot, brotherly vampires who are so sexy you just can't help but have sex with them. Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle and The Sexy Bite has more blimp, meta media narratives and more LED-lit sexy generators. The boiz also discuss the merits of having sex with your own shadow - a concept so sexually potent, it draws in one-time James Bond actor George Lazenby who starts adding a lot to the pitch.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

39: ShadowPlay

Tim and Guy discuss their fashion choices during lockdown and an exciting new podcast project for 2022: Doxxing Snowflakes. In this 'zone - a comparison of the boiz' journey watching Emmanuelle with the seminal masterpiece Stand By Me, a deep dive into the politics and religious leanings of our lord and saviour Kevin James and a listener forensically highlights why exactly Guy might have such a hard time watching movies for the Worst Idea of All Time (plus they've got a cool ass bucket hat). Bram from Amsterdam shares an inspired collaboration between George Lazenby's and the good folks at Sesame Street Sesame Street and please send your show inspired art to the fellaz via the website!SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: (twitter.com/TWIOATPod)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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The boys accidentally watch the seventh and final installment in Emmanuelle Through Time out of order and it does not go well. Tim's hospital bags packed and he's ready to be a dad. Guy is disappointed that this season has made him more grotesque and less sexual - notably the opposite of the films' intent. This particular outing features a lot of ideas and zero production value. Timbly's furious at the audio quality and both lads are confused by the use of sreen screen (not with effects, an actual green screen) as a backdrop with visible lighting stands in the shot. Emmanuelle.TV continues to baffle and amaze, and the age old question of whether the fellaz would have sex with themselves opens up a Looper style pitch to George Lazenby - a man who hates Joseph Gordon Levitt.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

38: Porno Fail Army

The Frosty Fellaz are back in the game because Emmanuelle has now decided to go Through Time for the franchise finale mini-series: Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014 & Naked Agent 0069. We're on a ROMP through time and space in a sex-powered, double ballooned blimp of all star soft core pornography. This exciting entry into the franchise sees a mash up of the world famous(?) Rod Steele franchise and the expansive world of Emmanuelle and also joining the fray - ACTUAL COMEDY! Steele is a Bond parody that keeps karate chopping young bucks and Tim and Guy are here for it.To see the mentioned "Who's on first" style Guy Man Scene, you can risk going to 22:11 at this dodgy web address: https://xhamster2.com/videos/emmanuelle-through-time-softcore-2890011JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

37: Real Rod

Tim and Guy are still locked down but that won't stop them talking and reading your beautiful mail. A family of Virginia raccoons are named after one of the fellaz, the pair reminisce on Dragon Ball Z and discuss bananas (again). Lots of banana chat actually - A listener even calls for a firing based on Guy's previous banana related behaviour from season one. Enjoy!This episode is available as a video on the Patreon if you'd like to see the boiz.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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This was a tough lockdown watch of Emanuelle: Private Collection - Jesse's Secret Desires but all Timbo and Guyguy want to chat about is 1997 hit film Boogie Nights. This softcorn porno is had ambitions of deep storytelling and plot but ended up coming across as a tonally confused Dick Wolf fever dream featuring too many characters trying to solve crimes and a distinct lack of Emanuelle. Though, credit were it's due - there was a pretty good twist! The Boner Inspector is potentially in the running for a total show ban and your trusted hosts question what they've learned on this season so far.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

36: Boogie Nights

The boiz are locked down in Aotearoa New Zealand and that means Guy's reading books and Tim's streaming live (at HappeningShow.com). We've got fantastic mail about critical theories on Steve Buscemi's Magical Mystery Tour from season one, shared birthdays and stand up comedy (including some from Guy and Tim).JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Once again - this was recorded before NZ's lockdown (which we're currently in at the time of release). The boiz are enjoying themselves in the company of this amazingly straight forward movie; Emmanuelle and the Art of Ecstasy. It doesn't matter that they used re-appropriated footage from previous movie to get itself over the line - this is one of the top tier Emmanuelles. A new genre of porn musical and sexy bible tales emerges from today's review and the Disciples finally having their wicked way with each other, plus a Good Samaritan helping someone cum. The Boner Inspector stops by with a new voice and a terrifying energy before mutually agreeing to take another week off.GUY'S COMEDY TOUR OF NZ! (guymontgomery.co.nz)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT) JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

35 Emannuelle; Butts and Boobs

NZ is currently in lockdown but this was recorded before that even happened so enjoy the boiz' blissful ignorance! Tim had a baby shower and Guy is getting ready to go on tour (lawl), and the connective tissue between Dublin and Wichita is being joined thanks to Cowboy musician Glenn Campbell. We hear from Alex who got a personal shout out three years ago and Tim and Guy are told precisely how long they've spent watching awful movies and it sends Guy into a deep and silent funk. Timbo is bad at geography which inspires Guy to tell the world's worst anecdote about buying a shower curtain.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Comedians Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt review a movie once a week, every week, for a year. Year one: Grown Ups 2. Year two: Sex and The City 2. Year Three: We Are Your Friends. A podcast host by two boiz who have more commitment than talent.

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Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast

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