In which Rob frightens Dan with his ideas for a death-based advent calendar; we educate the public about safe sex (at last!); market Dan’s new “splat mat” and Rob’s new “Jizzel”; wrongly predict that next week will see the first ever resuscitation of a cryogenically-frozen head; discuss living hams, psycho milkies, poisoned yakults, sliced bear faces, chapatti masks, murdered Josephs, nonchalant corpses; and family-sized telepathic bacteria dinners.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 31 (Series 2, Episode 5)

In which we celebrate Dan’s recent wedding and the near-death experience at the reception; ruminate about Max Schreck’s smelly wee; make a long-awaited return to our Urinal Fly efficiency debate; consider the mechanics of The Rapture (as presented by Kilroy); debunk all garlic-based superstitions; and lament Dr. Beeching’s failure to close Highley railway station. This podcast also features gourmet tramps; indoor tramps; tramp restaurants; and spruced-up pissers.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 30 (Series 2, Episode 4)

In which we podcast from a mini cooper outside of Dan's house in Shropshire; provide a helpful alarm clock message for our dedicated listeners; discuss how Jack the Ripper might have used women's breasts for a pillow; weigh up the merits of invisibility and flight; and consider how Beyonce Knowles ascertains whether things are Bootlicious or not.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 29 (Series 2, Episode 3)

In which we podcast live from the anonymity of a motorway service station, fuelled by sushi and 69p Tesco Value zinc batteries; we discuss public toilet politics; correct Dan's misinterpretation of the Jesus resurrection story; promote a new kidney stone-giving soft drink; prematurely leak news of our possible Edinburgh Fringe show; debate Easter egg injustice; and Rob reminieces about the time he rode upon the ant from Honey I shrunk the Kids.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 28 (Series 2, Episode 2)

In which we discuss how we met; review some of Rob's early stand-up material; question the American prejudice against short men; celebrate Rob's return the UK; brainstorm some future podcast features; and fondly reminice about Dan's terrifying experience on a burning airplane.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 27 (Series 2, Episode 1)

In which we discuss all the lies that are our lives; the biggest whoppers we've ever told; a British umbrella company called Poppins and Cobblepot; scare Dan with some Cockney God impressions and celebrate our last podcast for the forseeable future.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 26

In which we engineer a spooky Halloween special by talking about our favourite scary movies of yesteryear; Rob's review of spooky Mr Quint from 'The Turn of the Screw'; and Dan's lack of experience in the horror movie genre.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 25

In which Rob quizzes Dan over his disproportionate toilet roll consumption; the boys discuss whether celebrity is for them; how Michael Jackson dealt with his fame; and whether the local government in Dudley would consider erecting a Wringham and Godsil statue in their town centre.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 21

In which we enjoy a departure from our usual crude humour in favour of a frank and balanced discussion about vegetarianism and the problems of eating meat: a vegetarian of nine years and an omnivore former butcher discuss the merits of vegetarianism and Graham Hill's 'Weekday Veg' system.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 24

In which we relate a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'-style event in Chinatown; review the rubbish new film version of Kurt Vonnegut's 'Harrison Bergeron'; worry about Dan's radically changing policies concerning switching off his house lights; discuss how Rob enjoys 'Being John Malkovich' but not John Malkovich; and ask if a segment of the podcast can truly be Dan's or if he's just a guest on 'The Robert Wringham Show'.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 23

In which we're joined by a 50lb pumpkin; discuss the ethics of a Michael Jackson Halloween costume; Dan apologises for all of his racism in previous podcasts; we offer to produce some official Wringham and Godsil masks for Halloween; we invite you to a Christmas Eve podcast convention in Dudley; and Rob pays tribute to his oldest friend, Mr. Parry Pants.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 22

In which Dan takes over as the funny one; we take a trip down memory lane by remembering our old school teachers; discuss our trek up to Saint Joseph's Oratory; and wonder why our friend Fiona has taken to carrying a squash around.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 20

In which we remember the time we met Orange Mark from the British Comedy Guide; argue about the efficacy of the 'urinal fly' at Amsterdam Schipol airport (see www.urinalfly.com); the merits of sitting down to pee; the worrying design of pregnancy test kits; the freeing of the Chilean miners; and why dogs eat their own turds.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 19

In which we celebrate Thanksgiving; write our own jokes for Penguin biscuits; confuse Eminem for 1990s youth TV hero Captain Planet; and send out the comedy police to arrest the real police.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 18

In which we appeal to our listeners to give us more iTunes reviews; discuss Rob's ideas for television programmes including a show in which Jeremy Kyle lives the life of a diva; casually mention Stewart Lee's high praise of Rob's work in his latest book; and euologise Bob Monkhouse in the only way we know how.

Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites - Episode 17

Comedian Robert Wringham and technology buff Daniel Godsil get together at Godsil's studio and discuss what has happened since the last time they did this. It's usually nothing. Sometimes it's something. Did we mention that Dan might be the new Hitler? He is. Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites: now with added quiche.

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