And we're back! Literally! After a few months, Bryan & Valerie are back in the midst of a pandemic to bring smiles to your dumb, dumb faces. And no better topic to discuss than plagues. Coronavirus is no joke. But is it the BEST plague? We discuss. You listen. Everybody learns. 

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Cor-Oh-No You Didn't! (What is the best plague?)

E siamo tornati, compagni idioti! (And we're back, fellow idiots!) No, that's not gibberish - it's language! Bryan and Valerie discuss the very basis of communication - language. Do you speak it?

Something, Something, Dr. Seuss (What are the hardest English words for non-English speakers?)

And we're back, loyal idiots! Some may say today's question is a tale as old as time itself. For eons, humans have yearned and craved for something which has forever been out of their grasp - good meat. Today, Bryan and Valerie venture into the dark abyss of Man's soul and struggle to find answers...delicious, succulent answers with a side of fava beans and nice Chianti. 

Ham-Thigh Sandwiches (What does human flesh taste like?)

And we're back, fellow idiots! Weddings! Pirates! Tangents! Nonsense! All this and more on this episode. Bryan and Valerie discuss how to keep your ship clean of nuclear, biological and chemical fallout - and you won't believe how we end up reaching the conclusion.

Axle, Dragon of the Sea, Lapdog of Poseidon! (What is ship wetting?)

And we're back! Have you or a loved one been affected by bad science fiction? Bamboozled by religious tricksters? Or maybe you just have a high thetan count in your lower gastrointestinal tract. Listen in and learn the secrets only the top level of Scientologists know and Bryan & Valerie are willing to share.

Dianeh-dicks (What is the difference between Dianetics and science fiction?)

And we're back, fellow idiots! FREEEEEDOM! Red, white and blue. Independence. 'merica! Hop in your pickup truck while the Liberty Bell rings for a special freedom episode of Wrong Answers Only where Bryan and Valerie discuss the most 'merican thing about the most 'merican holiday - Independence Day. 

Freedom Pasta (What is the most American thing to do on Independence Day?)

And we're back, fellow idiots! Bryan and Valerie discuss the mystery that is pastries. What makes a pie a pie? And what is the deal with cheesecake? Is it cheese!? IS IT CAKE!? WHO KNOWS! We know. 

Bread 2.0 (Herman Chocolate Cake) (What is the difference between cake and pie?)

And we're back, fellow idiots! Happy father's day to all you lucky dads of sons! Be sure to grab a cold glass of your favorite beer and give a cheers! Don't know how to? Then gather around and let Bryan and Valerie educate you on how to properly cheers a beer. 

Cheers'ing Schnitzel (How do you properly cheers beers?)

And we're back, fellow idiots! Today, Bryan and Valerie take on the quick service restaurant magnate - McDonald's! What really pisses Bryan off about McDonald's? And what makes Valerie nearly throw up during the podcast? Tune in and find out!

Old McDonalds (What is the worst thing about McDonald's food?)

And we're back, fellow idiots! Have Bryan and Valerie found their hardest question yet? What truths will be exposed on today's episode?! This is...Soju Think You Can Drink?

Soju Think You Can Drink? (What is proper soju drinking etiquette?)

 And we're back, fellow idiots! Today's discussion is about that one cop movie with Jackie Chan. You know the one!  

Jackie Chan (Culinary) Adventures (What is that one cop movie with Jackie Chan?)

And we're back, fellow idiots! Today, we discuss the mystery that is Vin Diesel's past: Who is the mysterious Christopher Gabriel Von Dizel and how many Fast and the Furious films were really made? Join the discussion by emailing us directly at WrongAnswersOnlyShow@gmail.com.

Skinless Vincent van Diesel (What did Vin Diesel look like with hair?)

Welcome to Wrong Answers Only: an idiotic comedy podcast where the hosts, Bryan and Valerie, find the answer to life's frequently asked questions without any assistance or knowledge of the topic. Join the conversation by emailing us at WrongAnswersOnlyShow@gmail.com.

Uncomfortable Gym Games (What is the most uncomfortable game in gym class?)

An idiotic comedy podcast where 2 idiots (Bryan and Valerie) discuss the real questions on everybody's mind, such as "What is the most hated Thanksgiving Day food?" and "Who was that actress in that one movie with Harrison Ford?" (Hint: it's not Helen Hunt.)

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