Its another episode with Jarrett and Mark - the chaotic rowdy boys are back at it again. This week Mark and Jarrett spend far too long talking about dental problems. Mark pitches a challening idea for an new early detection system for moles called Molars. Jarrett describes an idea coming direct from John and Kelsey called Babyrade - Let it Rip! Jarrett also explains a new idea to enhance cameras forever with Thicc Lidz - The camera adds ten pounds...in All the right places.    Also in this episode: One-off Biodegradable Shorts for BigBoyz with Husky Haunches, Yolk Play, Polish Zipper, Boundless Teeth, Telephone Trousers, The Ultimate Katana - Through thick and thin, Ghost Therapy - Give Up the Ghost.

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WTBI Episode 77:Mouth Stuff

This week Mark and Jarrett set out to record a whole episode on their own. To those listeners who are gravely concerned about what that means for the tone and content of this episode -- you are correct. Mark invents the last skipping rock you'll ever need (#Boomerock), Jarrett announces his new ascendence to uncledom, and Mark and Jarrett design a project that will help you to achieve your true party form.  Also pitched in this episode: Warm Rule, Canon Cloth,  Vanish into Thin Air, Embalm: Keep a stiff upper lip.

WTBI Episode 76: Pastryon

I honestly haven't even listened to this episode yet so I have no idea what these "doctors" talks about this week. They told me that they would pay me to write up these episode descriptions and post the episodes but I haven't seen a dime yet. Frankly, the job's just not worth it. I have kids to feed. Here are some keywords I overheard from inside the closet that they keep me in. Wallet chain, Lit Coin? Some kind of insane milk pump. Reinventing closed captioning. Please send help.

WTBI Episode 75: Trot Boyz

Hello, dear listeners!  We here at WTBI have been a little busy lately, so we thought it would be a great idea to bring you some choice bits from the lifetime ago that was 2018! This is the second 'Best Of' episode, so you should definitely share this with anyone who you want to get on the WTBI train! In this episode: An Intro (After Dark), Nope - That's Trash!, How's Them Buboes?, Ubiquitous Finger, STD&Me, Chick-Fil-B, Neighbourly Juice, Insta-Food-Service Experience Pill, Teen Sweat, A Drop In The Ocean, A Bespoke Horror Film, and Gus's Gusty Chicken. Enjoy!

Best Of WTBI Vol. 2

Hellloooo, young masters. Welcome to another episode of WTBI... This week is a verrrry speciaaalll episode, complete with awful irish accents, horrifying ideas, and a brand new segment that Kelsey keeps bombing out of the park. In this episode: Jarrett blasts some Ads, Kelsey gives a robot anxiety, Mark invents a new tasty treat, and John puts a terrifying spin on a classic movie franchise. Also in this episode: Tonguelings, Bangers and Mash, To The Nanner Born, Appliance Flock, Protest Rhythm, and 'Hugwealth' by Jimbo Cameroné

WTBI Episode 74: DeepSnape

Hello, again, dear listener! We've got a fresh and ready, hot and pipin' episode for you! Don't mind the Roomba, they're just uhhhhhhhh really sad. They're fine though. Probably. Also, on a serious note: sorry for the microphone bumping sounds during the first 10 minutes! In this episode: Mark tests eggs the wrong way, Kelsey audits on behalf of the rainforest, John spices up The Great British Bake Off, and Jarrett precipitates the first human speciation event since we split from Neanderthals.  Also in this episode: 'Draculasaurus: The Land Before Twilight', Deliverables, Sad Roomba, Skittle Babies, Cure Cheese, and Bright Teeth

WTBI Episode 73: OnlyGramps

Hello, you beautiful listeners! We're happy to present to you this gift of a podcast, which happens to be very special: The Band Is Back Together. That's right! We've got the full, original cast (plus scale model human) back for an absolute banger of an episode. Poop stuff? Check. Morbid shit? Check. Jennifer? Check, check, and Czech. In this week's episode: Jarrett organizes a writing seminar that is completely trustworthy, Kelsey solves a burden of the flesh, John saves some money with this one, weird trick, and Mark vogues from 30,000 feet. Also in this episode: Missy Elliot's Day Trading, Baby Whiskey, Jenny from the Bloc, Toilet Oil, Blood Moose, and Rain Hearing.

WTBI Episode 72: Slip The Reaper A Brassy

Hello! Welcome to a very special episode of the WTBI podcast. Kelsey and John are currently "on Baby Duty", so we've invited friend of the podcast, Risa, to fill in. And, let me tell you: she delivered.  In this episode: Mark explains the difference between a lava lamp and a bong, Jarrett makes a work of art (that he must never show Father), and Risa lets the sun go down on her wrath. Also in this episode: Soup Spoon, Starry Night, Bear Eyes, Forecast Dolls, and Scribble Ghost.

WTBI Episode 71: "Circumstances"

Welcome listeners! Settle in for a classic episode that covers, well, quite a lot, actually.  In this episode: John usurps Ikea's furniture dominance, Mark solves pregnancy heartburn, Jarrett staves off sleep, and Kesley absolutely revolutionizes the transportation industry.  Also in this episode: Cheese talk, "How to Not Be a Sucka MC" cassette tape course, Harry Potter and The Great British Bake Off, Switched at Birth, Ghostgate, Grateful Fruit, Till Death* Do Us Part, and Don't Try To Teach Your Grandma To Suck Eggs

WTBI Episode 70: Go Suck An Egg

This, dear listeners, is a special one, and I really don't think that I need to explain to you why...  So why don't you get comfortable, lay back, and let us take you to funny town. And, you know, we wouldn't mind some reciprocation, if you'd be into that.  In this episode: Mark starts a pie related idea train, Kelsey throws a wet blanket into the mix, John employs some tangentially absurd marketing strategies, and Jarrett gets the goosh. ***HEADPHONE WARNING around 58 minutes!***

WTBI Episode 69: Sploosh & Goosh

Happy Holidays, dear listeners! Sorry for being incommunicado for so long.... 2020, am I right? Here is our very special Christmas Episode of 2020! It's literally as much of a shitshow as you think it would be. In this episode, Mark makes the podcast unlistenable, Kelsey makes a brand new game (for nerds), Jarrett forecasts 6 Fridays next week, and John invents a legally distinct entity that definitely isn't Yu-Gi-Oh IRL. Also: Congrats to John & Kelsey for having their baaabbyyyy!!!!!!!!!! Also in this episode: Christmas Monster Mash, Adult Binky, A Scrooge McDuck Gritty Reboot, Blood Out of a Stone, My Kingdom for a Horse, Butter Suit, Dear Drawer, and Sweet Potato Quilt

WTBI Episode 68: Nana, Please Put Down Junior While You Are Twerking

Hello dear listeners! This episode has everything: embarassing stories, horrifying ideas, and some actual funny bits.  ;) In this episode: Kelsey exorcises some objects, Mark creates some "custom" macaroni, John constructs the bowling gauntlet, and Jarrett reveals his dark Sudoku secret. Also in this episode: EverSheet; Gobble Up Your Stink!, Scented Firewood, Waist Flesh, Dance Pear, Sneeze Coffer, Let There Be Light, Dead In The Water, Pony Up, Knock Into A Cocked Hat

WTBI Episode 67: Hold The Pickles

Welcome back, dear listeners! To make up for last episode being a week late, we got a quality episode for you this week; some reeeeaaaaaal good stuff in here. No, seriously: it is a *banger*.   In this episode: Mark gets greasy, Jarrett takes the rains, Kelsey pushes shoe technology in a new direction,  and John takes swings at more than one multinational corporation.   Also in this episode: Terrifying Pregnancy Facts, ExCalipers, Carb-O-Nation, Company Cannon, Rhyme/Rind Powder, Satisfy Frog: Ribb't For Your Pleasure, Partner Beef, and Terrify Kettle.

WTBI Episode 66: The Great Napkin Grift of 2020

Welcome to an extremely late episode of WTBI! Sorry about that, but I had to go to the hospital every time I tried to edit the outro. So... there's that... to look forward to.  UhhhhYEAYEAYEAYEAyeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea. ;)  In this episode: John dresses up some 5G towers, Mark makes the goodest app, Jarrett wears the pants in this house, and Kesley drifts the fucking PLANET. Also in this episode: The Laugh Phylactery, Love Dinosaurs, The Bee's Knees, and A LITERAL 15 MINUTE OUTRO THAT I PHYSICALLY COULD NOT CUT DOWN.

WTBI Episode 65: The New Bazinga

Welcome to this, is our most scatological episode yet! Which, uhhh, is saying something, I suppose.ANYWAY... In this episode: Mark makes an uncomfortable confession, Jarrett leaves his family stranded, John hides in the dairy fridge, and Kesley eats her friends. Also in this episode: Dump Step, Void Seat, Shhhhhhhit, Silver Suppose, Bright Egg, and Brothers Control.

WTBI Episode 64: Hot Blooded

Four friends try desparately to find the next big thing

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