As always, thanks for listening to our podcast! We appreciate everything you guys do for us. Today we're talking about Special Agent Penis from the CIA, and a three-breasted internet celebrity who got nabbed for DUI in Florida. Strange times. Check out all of our links below and feel free to send us a message or hit us up on Twitter! Email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com www.wtfdidigetlockedupfor.com  Articles: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-cia-headquarters-agent-penis-20190507-rjwo6yzuyrfdvdxdvhf2g6spby-story.html https://m.mysanantonio.com/entertainment/article/Woman-with-hoax-third-breast-arrested-for-DUI-6043010.php

WTF Did I Get Locked Up For

Agent Penis / Tres Chichis

Thanks a bunch for listening to our Podcast! Unfortunately, we ran into some unforeseen time constraints today so we'll only be covering a single incident. It's a pretty good one, though. We have noticed and been receptive to all of your guys' inputs and comments, we will give the appropriate shout-out to you all in the coming episodes. #smashthatfivestar and check our links below! wtfdidigetlockedupfor.com Email us: wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/WTFcrimepodcast Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor Article: https://kfor.com/2019/07/10/logan-co-man-allegedly-driving-stolen-vehicle-filled-with-uranium-a-rattlesnake-and-kentucky-deluxe/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark 

Teenage Mutant Ninja... Turtles?

We hate mayonnaise. We hate it even more now that it's apparently infectious. The other half of the episode is going to take a quick look at a man who Googled, "How easy is it to rob a convenience store". Well, is it really that easy? Feel free to send us an email or check out our Twitter page! We are always open to suggestions, comments, and well deserved insults. Email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/WTFcrimepodcast Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor Articles: https://www.newsweek.com/husband-allegedly-kills-wife-concrete-block-claims-powerful-people-infected-him-mayonnaise-1451079 https://www.baltimoresun.com/maryland/carroll/news/crime/cc-johnson-joshua-armed-robbery-20190627-story.html

Mayonnaise Mayhem / Robbery Researcher

Hey everyone, and thanks again for checking out our podcast! Today we're checking out an incident involving a drunken man in England who was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery. The next fella was arrested for threatening to "blow up" the bathroom, but there's more to that one. Make sure you check out our Patreon and share us with your friends! Drop those ratings and leave a comment on Apple Podcasts or somewhere else and we'll give you a shout-out.  Email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor Articles: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-pretends-ghost-cemetery_n_5661988 https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/20/man-accused-bomb-threat-said-he-only-meant-blow-up-bathroom-with-bowel-movement/

The Drunken Wooer / Bathroom Blowout

Welcome to another episode of WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today, Kyle and Zach are going to talk about some very curious incidents, one in which involves some promiscuous activity in a public park. The old aren't always wise, just remember that. Do you like our podcast? Do us a favor and  #smashthatfivestar and leave a review for us on whichever platform you're listening to us, send us an email, and check out all our other cool stuff below. Email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor Articles: https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/mesa-pd-man-threatens-to-shoot-victims-with-tranquilizer-gun-filled-with-hiv https://www.wdtn.com/news/u-s-world/6-seniors-arrested-for-allegedly-having-sex-in-public-park/

HIV Injector / Orgy Of The Elders

If you need your Waffle House, you NEED your Waffle House. You'll do insane things to get it. We aren't going to recommend some of those things, but we're for sure gonna talk about them! Please remember to rate us, leave a comment, share us with your friends, and subscribe to our podcast! We're available on almost every mainstream platform. Spread the love! Email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com  Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en   Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor Articles:  https://www.abc15.com/national/police-tennessee-woman-stole-walmart-scooter-to-drive-to-waffle-house    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-teacher-accused-smearing-feces-before-child-birthday-party_n_5c37be9ee4b0c469d76c7b59 

Waffle House Fanatic / Fecal Felon

Welcome back to WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today we're gonna talk about some chap who thought he could profit off of Target's stock by bombing multiple store locations... that is not good. At all. The other fella called the bank he was going to rob, just to give them a heads up. Make sure you #smashthatfivestar and be sure to subscribe! Email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com  Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en   Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor   Articles:   https://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-florida-man-target-bomb-stock-20170217-story.html   http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/24/phone.in.robbery/index.html  

Target Bomber / Robbery Call-In

Welcome back, everyone! Today we're gonna talk for a minute about the song "My Axe" by Insane Clown Posse. Turns out there's plenty of insane clowns around town. Then we'll discuss a man who was trying to steal Batman movies, and ended up getting nabbed by... Batman. Like, share, rate, subscribe, whatever! email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en  Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor  Articles:  https://www.abc15.com/news/national/ax-wielding-man-prompts-standoff-after-radio-song-request   https://kdvr.com/2017/06/21/off-duty-cop-dressed-as-batman-busts-shoplifter-taking-lego-batman-movie 

My Axe / Batman To The Rescue

Hi everyone! In this episode we're going to talk about a man who wanted to get to Hooters so bad, he made a call to 911. I don't think it works that way, bud. The second case we cover involves a renown drug dealer on the dark web who ended up getting arrested after flying into the U.S. to attend a beard competition. Whack! Remember to like, share, and subscribe to our podcast! We're available on all major platforms. email us at wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en  Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor  Articles:   https://nypost.com/2017/06/08/man-desperate-for-ride-to-hooters-calls-911-ends-up-in-jail/    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/world-beard-moustache-competition-drug-dealer 

Hootin' 911 / Dark Web Dealer

This man got nabbed for illegally trafficking a couple thousand turtles. No big deal. And do you remember having dance moves so hot they caused a house fire? That's not really what happened, but stay tuned... https://6abc.com/pennsylvania-man-charged-with-trafficking-over-3400-turtles/3744578/ https://fox59.com/2015/10/19/indianapolis-police-respond-to-hostage-situation-man-barricades-himself-in-home-with-woman/

Turtle Trafficker / Dance Moves on Fire

Assault with a deadly biscuit. You heard it here, folks. Not to mention the guy who fled from the police in a moped with various illegal items and a kitten! Articles: https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/tennessee-man-arrested-after-throwing-biscuit-really-hard-at-ex-girlfriends-face-police-say https://www.wyff4.com/article/man-on-moped-with-weapons-drugs-kitten-arrested-after-chase-deputies-say/21731128 Email: wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Instagram:   https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en  Patreon:   https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor 

Biscuit Battery / Moped Pursuit

The best way to be a pedophile and do pedophile stuff? Chicken alfredo. The best way to illegally cross a boarder? Air mattress! Make sure you rate us and subscribe, tell us about your friends, send us an email, or whatever.  Articles: https://nypost.com/2018/06/19/man-who-tried-to-seduce-teen-with-pasta-gets-a-week-in-jail/  https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/news/local/maine-man-jailed-for-floating-to-ca nada-on-air-mattress/316175868 Email: wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en  Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor  

Alfredo Seduction / Mattress Paddler

The first half of the episode is going to discuss a man who was caught on camera licking a doorbell... for hours straight. What's the deal with that? Next up, we'll talk about some angry Scott who tried to rob a bookmakers shop with a cucumber. That didn't turn out too well for him. Remember to #smashthatfivestar and leave us a rating. Subscribe to our podcast and share us with your friends! Articles:  https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/ring-security-camera-catches-man-licking-doorbell-for-hours/   https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26370484  Email: wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/?hl=en  Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/join/wtfdidigetlockedupfor 

Tasty Doorbell / Cucumber Robbery

In this episode we're going to discuss how a man elaborately tried to steal Halle Berry's house... sort of. And then we talk about a drunken man who was arrested outside of an Olive Garden whilst "shoveling" spaghetti into his mouth. What a time to be alive. Please remember to subscribe to the podcast and dish out those ratings! Articles:  https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-halle-berry-ronald-eugene-griffin-20190622-x7arrwq54ba7fdeyfq2tuf2sym-story.html   https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/police-drunk-man-shoveling-spaghetti-mouth-arrested-outside-olive-garden/CIt1U6kj3F24P8atb3dY2H/  Email us: wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor  Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor/ 

Halle Berry Heist / Drunk Spaghetti Shovelin'

Booty... some people eat it, and some people don't. Some people also go to jail for publicly displaying the fact that they do munch the bumper. Another man staged a home invasion so he could take a visit for an "erotic massage."  Please remember to #smashthatfivestar and leave us a review. Share us with your friends, and feel free to email us or check out our Patreon! Articles:  https://nypost.com/2019/05/07/florida-man-arrested-after-refusing-to-remove-i-eat-a-bumper-sticker/   https://www.wbrz.com/news/father-staged-home-invasion-after-spending-girl-scout-cookie-money-on-erotic-massage/  Email us: wtfdidigetlockedupfor@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wtfdidigetlockedupfor 

Bumper Munchin' / A Father's Robbery

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WTF Did I Get Locked Up For

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