This episode is full of songs, full of quotes and full of peace and love. Listen in to hear stories of who we are, who we want to be and where we're going (this isn't true it just sounded good). Seriously packed with stories of childhood, adulthood, and the problems we're still trying to work on. Dumb Crime is about a man who kidnapped a woman to make her watch Roots to fix her racism.  Instagram https://www.instagram.com/mrwaters__/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Ya Know What I Mean

Jared Waters

Dylan Grassl is absolute trash and thats exactly what he gives us on this episode. Listen in as we talk about the difference between Hispanic thanksgiving and White (tasteless) thanksgiving, both of our first fight stories, and your siblings teaching you how to fight. The problem of the week is Dylans "temp job" and the new popularity of Incestral porn. Dumb crime is about three judges in Indiana who get shot at white castle.

Dylan Grassl Prt 2

Stewart Fullerton never graduated from high school and in this episode, it shows. Disney Plus is apart of the illuminati and instagram thinks they're saving the world by taking away likes. Our problem of the day is bosses we can't murder and MTA not being able to control the temperature at every station.. HOW DARE. Dumb crime is a game tune in to see if you know which celebrity committed what crime!!!  INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/stewartandchill/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Stewart Fullerton Prt 2

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host of the week JJ Mattise. Listen in as they exchange stories of taking edibles, growing up with strict parents, and they discuss the question "can you do comedy and still be close to your friends?"   Problem of the week: Education  Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/282215/he-wanted-to-win-back-his-ex-so-he-broke-into-prison.html Instagram https://www.instagram.com/jjmattise/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/    

JJ Mattise

Ashlynn Salzano sits down with lover, friend, and foe Kate Ryan to talk about all the fun things that come with fall like fake diets, pumpkin picking and the beginning of colds. The problem of the week is Anxiety and mental health issues. Dumb Crime is about a man who robs a bank for his wedding and his fiancee turns him in!!  DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/281395/day-before-wedding-woman-tells-fiance-to-turn-himself-in.html INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/kateryan37/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Kate Ryan Prt 3

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-host of the week, the witchiest witch of them all, Maggie Lalley. They discuss doing comedy out of town, the difference between the crowds, and scary childhood stories! Maggie's problems are that she 'she can't stand when she drinks' (I know), and that she sleeps too much. Dumb Crime is about skipping jury duty in Florida (i KNOW).    Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/281289/he-overslept-for-jury-duty-that-was-just-his-first-blunder.html Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/ https://www.instagram.com/magslals/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Maggie Lalley Prt2

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-host of the week Chris Metcalfe. Now I know you're like what? This dude again, I know I feel the same way! Theres some new news about the podcast, theres some new segments , and some wild stories! Go listen to new segment "whats ya problem?" and then dumb crime!  Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/280421/cops-captain-america-tried-his-hand-at-burglary.html   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/  

Chris Metcalfe Prt 3

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Drew Drevyanko to talk about dating a performer, philly, and being bullied. Tip of the day is from your friendly tall/small person, good news is about a 7 year old who is better than the rest of us, dumb crime is about a man who fakes his own kidnapping so that his wife feels bad for him... love ? its crazy right.    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/the-boy-who-spent-his-disney-vacation-savings-on-dorian-evacuees-gets-a-surprise-trip-to-disney-world/ar-AAH1Ur9 DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/280223/man-admits-he-staged-kidnapping-to-get-wifes-sympathy.html INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/drev_yanko/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Drew Drevyanko

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-host Jessica Saul to talk about traveling to LA, Jessicas encounter with Katt Williams, and the Dave Chapelle Special. Friendly Tip is from your friendly Bartender/Server, Good News is about the new "Magic School Bus" for homeless people, Dumb Crime is about how stealing sand is a crime ... and so is buying an airline ticket just to wave goodbye to your loved one, so I guess more like Dumb Law.   Good News: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/oregon-woman-turns-school-buses-into-tiny-homes-for-working-homeless-families/ar-AAGErdp Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/279399/tourists-face-jail-over-odd-crime-sand-theft.html Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/bettercalljsaul/  

Jessica Saul Prt 2

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host Stewart Fullerton to talk about vacations, the hillsong church, moms that treat their houses like museums, and cyclist being passive aggressive. This episodes tip is from your friendly New Yorker/Arkansas, good news is Miley and Liam are Over, and dumb crime is about elderly people getting it on in the parks!    GOOD NEWS: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a28804088/reason-liam-hemsworth-filed-divorce-miley-cyrus/   DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/279482/6-seniors-busted-for-lewd-conduct-in-park.html   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/stewartandchill/  

Stewart Fullerton prt 2

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host Christiana Jackson to discuss dating, sending nudes, sex , and more sex. They give friendly tips from your friendly single person, good news is about a stranger helping out an elderly person on a plane, dumb crime is about a young lady making a dog lick her cooter. Good News: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/strangers-kindness-towards-senior-leaves-passengers-wiping-away-happy-tears/ Dumb Crime: https://www.ibtimes.com/woman-made-roommates-dog-perform-sex-act-incident-caught-camera-2810796 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/incomparablemsc/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Christiana Jackson

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-host of the week Caitlin Peluffo. They share war stories of being a woman in comedy, they talk about the hypersensitivity going on in stand up comedy, and dating, Friendly tip from your friendly tomboy, Good news is about how millennials are way harder on themselves about being adults, and dumb crime is about a mom having a pool party on the rooftop of her car.   GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/its-amusing-the-ways-each-generation-defines-adulting/   DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/277626/cops-mom-caught-driving-with-kids-in-rooftop-pool.html   Instagram https://www.instagram.com/caitlinpeluffo/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/    

Caitlin Peluffo

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-host of the week Chris Metcalfe. They talk about the Dayton and El paso Shooting, what that means for kids in the future, and the connection with mass shootings and video games. Friendly tip is from your friendly Asshole friend, Good news is about a woman that proposed to her boyfriend but actually he proposed to her (I know), Dumb crime is a about a man caught with strange things in the back of his car.   Good News: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/its-amusing-the-ways-each-generation-defines-adulting/   Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/277626/cops-mom-caught-driving-with-kids-in-rooftop-pool.html  

Chris Metcalfe Prt2

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-Host of the week Geoffrey Asmus. They talk about nicknames they had in high school, having our parents as "friends" on social media, and three facts about Minnesota that no one cares about but Geoffrey. Our friendly tip of the week is from your Friendly Idiot. Good News is about a man who wrote a Haiku to stop cars from honking, and Dumb Crime is about a girl who had "Home-Made" bills to buy a car.    GOOD NEWS  https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/moth-monday-honku-poetry-starts-a-movement/ DUMB CRIME https://www.newser.com/story/277995/woman-enters-car-dealership-with-16k-in-home-made-bills.html  

Geoffrey Asmus

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host Kate Ryan they talk about whats it like to play UNO with your partner, the future of instagram, how far will rating people go?, and dating. The tip of the week is from your friendly bartender/server. Good news is about a son who scaled a 15th floor building to save his mom from a fire, and dumb crime is about a man who hid cocaine under is toupee at the airport.    GOOD NEWS  https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/22/us/philadelphia-man-climbs-building-to-save-mother-trnd/index.html   DUMB CRIME https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/16/man-held-in-spain-over-attempt-to-smuggle-cocaine-under-his-wig?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other INSTAGRAM  https://www.instagram.com/kateryan37/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/    

Kate Ryan prt2

Comedian, bartender, New Yorker, and human Ashlynn Salzano sits down with a different co-host every week and weave their way in and out of stories while giving you tips on things in their expertise. Each week will also have a good news segment so we can feel good, but there will also be a weekly dumb crime segment so we can know we're doing good !

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Ya Know What I Mean

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