Summer! Summer! Summer! It&apos;s our last episode before SUMMER BREAK, and it&apos;s a corker... Kind of. Why did Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen have to be one of the most disappointing teen adaptations of the aughts while simultaneously being the most sartorially significant? As usual, we blame Disney. Along with Burberry outfits, we&apos;ve got Megan Fox&apos;s first star turn, a MAJOR Hollywood dad award to present, and not one, not two, but THREE makeover scenes. Ft. those thigh-high lace-up Converse. You know the ones. Find out what Heather calls them inside!!!

Yes, Another Teen Movie

54 - Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Ya two favourite DUFFS (designated unbelievably funny friends) discussing this sorta good teen movie from 2015 that nobody has ever heard of. Enjoy! 

53- The Duff

What&apos;s your damage, listeners?! In this episode we&apos;re dissecting the ultimate high school mean girl movie, the one that paved the way for Regina George & Cady Heron&apos;s frenemyship and dared to go where no teen movie has gone before. Prepare for croquet, pâté, coloured tights and just a light sprinkle of murder. More importantly, you&apos;re finally going to find out why mineral water is gay and why Heathers has haunted Jemma and Heather (Renton, not Chandler, Duke or McNamara) since we first recorded it over a year ago. How very. 

52 - Heathers

This week we&apos;re travelling to Rome in the year 2003 to watch Lizzie McGuire skip her amazing school trip and hang out with Mr. 70&apos;s-vibe-sleazeball-extraordinaire Paolo instead, while getting ready to perform at the Colosseum.  And all that at the ripe age of 13.We&apos;re here for it. "Sing to me, Paulo!"

51 - The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Want to watch a film that functions as a perfect time capsule for the year 2006? Want to see Ashanti in a cheerleading outfit? Want to get the song Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects stuck in your head on a continuous loop for the next fourteen days? Well, there&apos;s only ONE film out there for you... and John Tucker Must Die, it IS you. Other quintessentially 2006 topics covered in this episode include but are not limited to: Sophia Bush, outdated opinions on veganism, My Super Sweet Sixteen, and Penn Badgley&apos;s jawline. 

50 - John Tucker Must Die

Grab your leather jackets and copies of The Second Sex because this week we are talking about the feminism with a capital F in the 2021 Netflix movie "Moxie" 

49 - Moxie

In this episode we take a welcome break from watching movies about privileged teens in huge houses navigating the trauma of choosing between Ivy Leagues, and instead turn our attention to a movie that deals with some REAL SHIT. The Citizen Kane of &apos;00s dance movies, everything about Save The Last Dance rules. Well... almost everything. Everything except Julia Stiles.

48 - Save The Last Dance

Welcome to our episode in which we talk about the movie "To all the Boys I&apos;ve loved before part 3: Ps. I&apos;m still very much into  boys." Is our gal Laura-Jean still into boys? Or just into Peter Kavinsky? Or maybe into NYC? Listen and find out, peeps! 

47 - To All The Boys 3: Always and Forever

Vampires and werewolves and Kristen Stewart, oh my! We&apos;re back, and this week&apos;s episode is coming to you live from FORKS, WA. Just kidding, but when the pandemic&apos;s over we will be posting a Go Fund Me link to  get us over there for a live broadcast on Stephanie Meyer Day, and all the mushroom ravioli we can eat.Don&apos;t get the significance of the mushroom ravioli? That&apos;s OK, neither did we. In fact, there&apos;s a lot that confused us about this film, such as: &apos;why is every single boy at this tiny fucking high school obsessed with Bella Swann?&apos; &apos;why did every other student conveniently not notice the fact that Edward flew across a car park at lightning speed and stopped a car?&apos; and perhaps most importantly, &apos;what the hell do Bella and Edward see in each other?!&apos; Do we answer any of these questions? No. But is this a seriously funny episode? Hell, yes. *fangs*

46 - Twilight

How did we manage to make a 52 min long episode about a movie with hardly any plot? Go listen and find out! 

45 - The Breakfast Club

Happy 2021, guys, gals and non-binary pals! We're starting off the new year with - not quite a splash - more like a tepid ripple, with this absolute yawn-fest of a film that features Hilary Duff trying to catfish her mum using a picture of Mr Big - surely EVERY 2005 mum's biggest fantasy, right?! Cue Hilary learning to be vulnerable and Heather (Locklear, not our host) learning to be a halfway decent parent, via some lame slapstick, cringey Scrabble jokes and, of course, people pretending to be who they're not - a prerequisite for any good teen film. This movie is kind of like a budget version of You've Got Mail, if Meg Ryan was a baker and Tom Hanks was a 17-year-old girl. 

44 - The Perfect Man

There are so many movies out there called "Crossroads" but we're obviously talking about the 2002 classic starring none other than BRITNEY, BITCH, Zoe Saldana and Taryn Manning. This movie scored high in the bingo segment and in our hearts because it's truly a delightful watch and it has  rekindled our love for Britney and her number one hit "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" (Bonus: Heather and Jemma give a beautiful rendition of this classic pop tune)

43 - Crossroads

The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants are back, and so are we! But how much has changed three years into the future? Lena's still shite at drawing, Tibby's still #edgy, Carmen's still downtrodden and Bridget's off somewhere out foreign again (you can tell by the music).Join us to cringe over some really bad Shakespeare puns (thanks, weedy English guy whose name I've already forgotten at the time of writing) and for some #realtalk about how high school boyfriends are best left in the past where they belong!! Jeez, Lena! 

42 - Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2

If Shakespeare was still around, do you think he would listen to us discuss this adaptation of his famous gender bending play Twelfth Night? We sure hope he would because not only is She's The Man a classic, so is this podcast episode. 

41 - She's The Man

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! Welcome to our spooky Halloween special that's not really that spooky at all - Louise Miller, the Teen Witch in question, is pretty much the antithesis of terrifying Nancy from The Craft. She's just a nice girl in cosy sweaters who wants to make the captain of the football team fall in love with her. Who can relate?! Bonus content: Heather raps.

40 - Teen Witch

Jemma and Heather revisit some of your favourite teen movies, from the 80s and 90s classics right up to today’s Netflix originals. Join them while they navigate the world of mean cheerleaders, hot quarterbacks, prom disasters and Hollywood dads! Hopefully you'll enjoy their meanderings through the high school halls.

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Yes, Another Teen Movie

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