On this episode, Cincinnati Pink Socks starting pitcher, Tom, and Los Angeles Mungers third baseman, V, tackle the curious case of Benjamin Satan. Tom demonstrates the importance of having a lawyer present for Faustian bargains, and V empties a woman like a tube of toothpaste with a perfectly executed RKO suplex combo.

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Episode 38: You Had Me at the Devil

On this episode, back door-dreaming nightmare merchant, Tom, and ancient Egyptian lucid dream interpreter, V, discuss the meaning of dreams and how to suppress them with prescription medication. Tom deciphers the prehistoric braille inscriptions on Tulsi Gabbard’s raw meat face and V sings a ballad to pacify the sleep paralysis demon in his room.

Episode 37: You Had Me at Nightmares

This episode was originally recorded in October of 2019, but V’s audio was not recorded, nor could it be recovered. In an effort to release the episode anyway, a special guest stepped in to take his place: the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage. In this episode, cannibalistic mad lib enthusiast, Tom, and Santa letter-writing […]

Episode 24: You Had Me at Macho Man Albert Fish

In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everything you need to know about the chupacabra. Tom bedazzles his uniform pants, V tries his hand at hentai casting couch direction, and Mattsquatch questions the cultural […]

Episode 36: You Had Me at Chupacabra

On this episode, Old Testament prophet of the Northern Kingdom, Tom, and 14 time Emmy award-winning television producer, V, are joined by Democratic minority leader of the Senate, Yakov Alive as they discuss the reasoning behind some of the more well-known Jewish conspiracies. Tom pledges his allegiance to Big Brother, V sets up a new […]

Episode 35: You Had Me at [CANCELLED]

On this episode, 1950’s African AIDS monkey butcher, Tom, and begrudging $300 hand job-giver, V, discuss the current coronavirus pandemic and the impact it has had on the red light district in Germany. Tom denies banging furry patient zero and V laps up a bowl of bat soup, fangs first.

You Had Me at Pandemic

On this episode, shitty alternate reality version of himself, Tom, and late night infomercial fortune teller, V, discuss the various theories regarding deja vu. Tom rips a hole in the fabric of time and space by pulling his penis out during an instance of deja vu and V curses God for not delivering his mutant […]

Episode 33: You Had Me at Deja Vu

On this episode, blood, semen, breast milk and urine donor, Tom, and tobacco spit mason jar preserver, V, are joined by spirit cooking mixologist, Jerry from FOJ Live, as they discuss the failed campaign chair of the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign, John Podesta, and why he’s a disgusting human being from any objective standpoint. […]

Episode 32: You Had Me at Skippy

On this episode, woodland man-deer-tree cryptid, Tom, and infiltrator of the Skywalker Ranch, V, are joined by concert skin flautist, Yakov Alive as they discuss the Navajo taboo topic of the Skinwalker and how it could just be a big, fat government conspiracy. Tom snaps the infinity condom, V is captured masturbating on grainy trail […]

Episode 31: You Had Me at Skinwalkers

On this episode, glitching shapeshifter, Tom, and wax animatronic, V, consider the various theories and origins of reptilians. Tom straddles the fence of belief for the first time, and V goes all the way with a hot alien babe. Join the boys as they recklessly accuse every celebrity and politician of being a slimy lizard […]

Episode 30: You Had Me at Reptoids

On this episode, cowardly Broward County Sheriff’s Deputy, Tom, and over-the-top crisis actor, V, discuss the real life dangers of the United States’ favorite alphabet agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, and their darkest project that we know of: MKULTRA. Tom shoots himself in the foot with the heart attack gun and V shacks up with […]

Episode 29: You Had Me at MKULTRA

On this episode, fan of the Hellboy reboot, Tom, and fan of the original Hellboy, V, are joined by the guy who summons real Hellboys, Dave Outlandish, for his lecture entitled “A Non-Mystical Methodology for Modeling the Paranormal Experience.” Tom exposes his tiny vocabulary, V penetrates some spheres, and Dave sets out on a mission […]

Episode 28: You Had Me at Dave Outlandish

On this special Halloween episode, falsely accused child murderer and dream demon, Tom, lousy swimmer and hockey mask aficionado, Mattsquatch, and criminal possessing the body of a doll, V, tell their favorite ghost stories from the years they spent investigating the paranormal. Tom competes in a race against blood alcohol content, Mattsquatch has an existential […]

You Halloween Bigfoot 2019

On this episode, Tom and Ryan, victims of the Clinton Body Count (numbers 23 and 48 respectively), are left high and dry by all other members of the team to talk about an issue that will inevitably result in their suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: The Deep State. Tom […]

Episode 27: You Had Me at Deep State

In this episode, bird watching pervert, Tom, and the volunteer neighborhood watch official who catches him peeping, Ryan, are joined by the naked lady being spied on through the second story window, Mattsquatch, who explains what the dogman is and how big his theoretical penis could be. Tom shares the story of how he hoaxed […]

Episode 26: You Had Me at Dogman

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