Today, Andy & Larry exchange heartfelt birthday sentiments.  The boys discuss real (and fake) auto racing to their satisfaction.  Josh has more white trash cooking tips. We also get to your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  Climb inside, y'all!  And stick around 'til Josh gags. 

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229: Demolition Derby

To my ear, fellas, it just needs more cowbell!  Today, we investigate the greatest cowbell songs of all time -- put on your dancing shoes.  We also pause to appreciate a well-organized toolbox.  Enjoy!  And include yourself in the next YAF podcast by leaving a voice message at (626) 657-6428, or sending us an email at YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com.  Operators are standing by.

228: No-Foam Extra-Hot Whatever Caramel Thingy

Hear ye, hear ye!  The Food Court™ is now in session, the honorable Artificial Friends presiding.  Tune in and see what judgments are handed down.  Plus explosive foods and -- last but not least -- pie!  We also share your YAF Line™ calls and YAF Sack™ emails.  Join us.

227: All Rise for the Food Court

Happy Birthday, America!  We share our fondest memories of 4ths gone by.  We also learn about the perils of eating in front of the TV, and Andy's plan for a DIY RV.  All that plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails in this omnibus episode!

226: The Van Plan

How long have we been doing this?  And we just now get our first sponsor??  Well, they don't know they're our sponsor, but we're still happy to have them.  Plus, a new DIY project:  Fencegate is in progress.  Larry's feeling Mercury's poisoning these days.  And, we get to your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  If you listen to only one podcast today, make it Carolla's.  But, if you listen to 400-500 podcasts, slot this one in somewhere.  

225: Big Digital Attack

Today:  Good guitar mechanics, peculiar radio engineers, burning sage for Mercury, and the pros and cons of bidets - we cover it all, friends.  Plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack mail.  For god's sake, Jim, don't miss it!

224: Tigers Eat Dogs

What great songs can you think of with a lyric or two that leave something to be desired?  We name names.  Plus, bonus shed talk, pet perplexions, and your YAF Line calls.  If you skip this podcast, you're a real so-and-so.  

223: A Buff-Colored Boomer

That title alone oughta bring listeners in droves.  We discuss the surprising crispness of Old Milwaukee NA, the difference a quality plectrum can make, and the pain of losing a Batmobile.  All that, plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  Join us!

222: Old Milwaukee Near Beer Is Better Than You Think

Hand dogs...  Hobo coffee...  Cousin Elvis...  Nobody covers these cutting edge topics like the YAF podcast does.  Also, the guys shower Andy with incredibly thoughtful gifts to help him through the rough times.  Dare you to listen with a dry eye.  Plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  What an extravaganza!  

221: You Ain't Nothin' But A Hand Dog

What can we say?  We LOVE Mother's Day... so, here's your second Mother's Day episode this year -- and we don't rule out more.  This week, we salute Mom with music.  Not only that, we introduce you to motherly phrases like "hog jargon" and "scrohawk."  Plus your angry YAF Line calls and YAF Sack mail.  We're taking the real Mother's Day off, so breathe it in while you can.  

220: Brothers of Another Mother('s Day)

This Sunday is Mothers Day, so we spend more than a minute putting some propers on our mothers.  Andy plumps up on meat and chocolate.  Plus, we get to your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack mail.  It's a heartwarming episode, just like Mom used to make.

219: Dirt Circus

Who is the best Muppet of all time?  We name names.  Plus, we talk gardening, getting addicted to NA beer, smokeless tobacco, and our pruno recipe.  Don't miss a breathless moment!

218: Yeast Poops Alcohol

Today, we help you with everything from suggestions for restaurants that require rain gear, to step-by-step instructions for making your own medical equipment at home.  And an egg salad recipe that will change your life.  Plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  Pile in!

217: Ooh, Mommy!

Sam comes around with tales of professional sports and barbecued meats.  Josh corrects a fundamental error in the group's logic regarding grilling.  And Andy needs next week like he needs a hole in his chest.  Plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  

216: Hey, I Put the TV Away.

This is not a cancer podcast.  Okay, for 20 minutes today it is, but then it's not anymore.  Andy spills about his lymphoma diagnosis, but then we move on to more weighty discussions about underwear drawers and such.  Plus your YAF Line calls, and more.  Welcome back.

215: The Topic of Cancer

How many of your friends did you inherit from your wife's Mommy and Me classes? When's the last time you chewed the fat with your ol' college buddies? We know -- and we're here when you need us... Your Artificial Friends. With Andy Chanley, Sam Farmer, Josh Fleeger and Larry Morgan.

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