Hey ya'll, sorry we've been gone for a while. But I mean, come on. If you've been listening for any length of time you know that we are not to be relied upon for punctuality or predictability with our releases.    In the time that we've been gone a lot has happened in the world. One of the more important of those things being the murder of George Floyd and everything that has happened as a result. In this episode, we talk about the Black Lives Matter movement and its importance. And yes, we do believe that it is important. We hope to see tremendous change in our society because of it. We definitely do not claim to be authorities in this area. But it is a relevant and essential conversation to have. If you don't want to listen to us talk about that, don't listen to this episode.   Learn why Black Lives Matter is important here: https://www.thestatesman.com/opinion/learning-black-lives-matter-1502898389.html  This is just a jumping-off point. Encourage growth and learning within yourself and those around you.   

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Podcast - Ep #Eighty - Never Recover From This Financially / #BLM

Podcast - Ep # Seventy Nine- Quiz Wizards

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Podcast - Ep #Seventy Eight - Murder Hornets

Hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy this quarantine. Please don't inject cleaning supplies. That's really dumb. 

Podcast - Ep #Seventy Seven - Long Hair Don't Care

Our wives join us for this episode!! It was fun. The audio isn't that great on this one but the conversation is! WASH YOUR HANDS!!!

Podcast - Ep # Seventy Six - Our Wives!

That's right you won't get infected listening to this podcast. The only kinda infected you're gonna get it is infected with laughter. As I'm typing this I'm realizing that most people have said they listen to this while out shopping or at the gym. But now those things are closed and you all are most likely listening to this at home. Which if that is the case then you're pets (if you have them) are probably getting an earful of us. So to all the cats, dogs, goldfish, hampsters, weasels, raccoons, or whatever pet you are, hello! This was stupid and I should probably erase all this but I'm not going to. The description section has just become a free form thought experiment for me. Just literally typing whatever comes into my mind. Like pringles. Why the heck did I just think of pringles. Remember making a duck face with two pringle chips? remember school? remember social interaction of any kind????? I am a broken man. This virus has broke me. Anyway here's a podcast for you. We hope you like it and that it brings you joy. Thanks for listening. Great hug.   

Podcast - Ep # Seventy Five - A Germ Free Podcast

This week Jordyn and Donnie are joined by a very special friend of the podcast. He's whimsical, he's magical, he just got his adult braces off, it's Avery Benter!!!

YFMAITY - Ep # Seventy Four - Cowboys in Space

The boys are back in town and they're here to party. Actually we are discovering that we are just old men and we find ourselves talking about boring things such as fixing the house and the stock market. So buckle your seat belts and prepare for a very slow, overpriced, should have been made in America, high socks and NewBalance shoes kinda podcast.  Also we are now doing this from two different states. This is the first time we've tried doing this where we're not in the same room so if you hear anything funky kindly let us know so we can try to resolve it next time. 

YMFAITY Ep # Seventy Three - A Long Distance Relationship

We understand it's been a long time since we've released an episode. Well, we're back baby! We've both have just been prioritizing other things in life instead of the podcast and I think stepping back has been good for the both of us. We appreciate those of you who have been on us to release an episode because it shows us you care. Thanks for hanging on and listening if and whenever we release episodes. You're the best. 

Podcast - Ep #72 - We Forget How To Do This

We're back! After a long hiatus the boyz are back in town with a new ep!  00:30 - Intro/Checkin' the mic. 02:30 - Daylight savings time is a sham and should be illegal in all 50 states.  04:50 - Big brother is watching!! 13:00 - Jordyn is a darn good photographer and you should hire him.  16:50 - Being self-aware and identifying your faults is incredibly important.  19:50 - Jordyn and Allie's creepy hotel adventure.  28:50 - Jordyn is a bad dog dad/establishing dominance with your new pet. 46:50 - Why do dogs go away to die? 56:35 - Outro (no kazoo's you're welcome you losers) 

Podcast - Ep #71 - Jordyn Is A Bad Dog Dad

After a long break, the boys are finally back and better than ever! Now in Ultra HD surround sound! Not really. I'm just trying to grab your attention. Apparently people do read these episode descriptions. Crazy. Allie (Pudge's wife and two time guest of the show) told me the other day that she would like to have show-notes for the podcast. So, Allie, here ya go. Ya better like em!!! I slaved over these for hours!! Anywho gang, have a good week and thanks for being patient with us as we work around our schedules. Also, if you are someone who listened to us on Back Row Radio and has sought us out since we are no longer on there, welcome! We're glad you're here. We have cookies and punch in the back and finger sandwiches will be served around 7. Also please take off your shoes this is brand new mahogany flooring.    00:25 - Intro / Where have we been????!? 03:40 - Leaving Back Row Radio. Why we decided to leave/what is next for the podcast. 07:45 - Qualm of the week/Donnie's run-in with the cops. 11:25 - Waking up is hard to do 17:20 - Pudge is learning how to be a serial killer (through listening to podcasts)   23:48 - Pudge survives a home invasion of sorts.  34:28 - Donnie is sad (the saga of moving his fiancee to Tennessee.)  40:19 - Pudge is nesting  45:00 - Mood lighting is the best lighting  49:40 - Slight hoarding problem 52:10 - Tech talk talk tech tach telk  56:00 - Wrap up/Instagram live stream 58:25 - a theory. a conspiracy theory. 60:15 - Outro

Podcast - Ep #70 - Leaving Back Row / Where have we been???

Lo! 'tis a gala night   Within the lonesome latter years!An angel throng, bewinged, bedight   In veils, and drowned in tears,Sit in a theatre, to see   A play of hopes and fears,While the orchestra breathes fitfully   The music of the spheres.Mimes, in the form of God on high,   Mutter and mumble low,And hither and thither fly-   Mere puppets they, who come and goAt bidding of vast formless things   That shift the scenery to and fro,Flapping from out their Condor wings   Invisible Woe!That motley drama- oh, be sure   It shall not be forgot!With its Phantom chased for evermore,   By a crowd that seize it not,Through a circle that ever returneth in   To the self-same spot,And much of Madness, and more of Sin,   And Horror the soul of the plot.But see, amid the mimic rout   A crawling shape intrude!A blood-red thing that writhes from out   The scenic solitude!It writhes!- it writhes!- with mortal pangs   The mimes become its food,And seraphs sob at vermin fangs   In human gore imbued.Out- out are the lights- out all!   And, over each quivering form,The curtain, a funeral pall,   Comes down with the rush of a storm,While the angels, all pallid and wan,   Uprising, unveiling, affirmThat the play is the tragedy, "Man,"   And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

YMFAITY - Ep #Sixty Nine - Change is Coming

Pudge shares all the gory details of his recent trip to the dentist. Donnie may be moving away. Things are happening. Wheels are turning. Teeth are being ground to a fine powder.   You're My Friend And I Trust You. When you're here, you're family.  Come at us Olive Garden we need the publicity. 

YMFAITY - Ep #Sixty Eight - Root Canals and Moving Away

Jordyn and Donnie are joined by Allie and Emily (wife and fiancee respectively) to talk about the stresses of planing a wedding and what to name Jordyn and Allie's now (maybe) dog!

YMFAITY - Ep #Sixty Seven - You're My Wife And I Trust You

The guys talk about the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy and learn a little bit more about how your employment can effect your mental health.

YMFAITY - Ep #Sixty Six - Spiritual Healing / Jeffrey Epstein

Two friends sit down once a week to discuss life, growing older, and everything in between.

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