Happy Monday, you lovelies. We&apos;re here to bring you a little smattering of laughter, cuteness, and cheer. Also some serious injury clips and recipes that were written in Hell! Let&apos;s go!I&apos;m Pissed goes on for awhile in this one, but our grievances are warranted. You&apos;ll see.Chris shares his absolute favorite video in the world that he just discovered this week. A listener submitted video re-ignites the chicken washing debate. We&apos;re standing our ground.Also we have the FEASTS on full display! Lots of characters looking for love on TikTok, and also some cute cats and some other wholesome treats. Thank you so much for listening and supporting the show! See you next week, sweethearts.xoxoC + SClips from this episode:Carnival Barker Takes a TumbleReady To PartySkyline ChiliChicken WasherOven SpaghettiLoki Theory From Probably-in-the-KKK GuyHalf-Court ShotMovie NightCatching A Snapping TurtleCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

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Episode 121: Carnival Injuries & Food Crimes

Good news! We&apos;re both sick and we sound like dogshit! But hey! It&apos;s podcast time anyway!Get ready to hop in! Sarabeth&apos;s got some news reports, AND some disgusting recipes. Chris has some usual Cringefeast and, duhhhh, Italians!Let&apos;s all get sick together! Hey!Thanks for listening, you sweethearts. We&apos;re gonna kiss you all on the mouth. Deep.C + SClips from this episode:I Eat EverythingTerrible Cringe Ninja SongGrilled Cheese Pizza Pie RecipeHe&apos;s The BestButthead.mp4Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 120: Diners, Drive-ins, and Time!

Hey! Chris is 34 old! Budweiser!It&apos;s a SLOPFEST this week as we bring you plenty of cringe, cute, and...Italians! Also, Sarabeth has a royally vile recipe. Truly sickening.We&apos;ve got all that and plenty of other treats this week. Thanks so much for being with us.XOXO,C + SClips from this episode:661-567-2483Juvenile Vax AnthemWorst Song EverNext PresidentHuskyBirbCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 119: Happy Birthday, Christopher.

On this episode, we premiere a new segment: The Sarabeth Report! Sarabeth finds...wacky...articles and shares them with all of you! Chris interrupts and plays clips of people saying "shithole" and stuff!We also have some Top Chef discussion, as well as some talk about one of our favorite trash reality shows: Forged in Fire.Cringe! Cute! Italians! It&apos;s all here and we&apos;re so happy you&apos;re here too.As always, thanks so much for listening and supporting our little freakshow.Love and hugs,C + SClips from this episode:I&apos;m 26 OldHang FreeInfuriating TikTokIlluminati Guy Upside Down In CarBeach Dog ShitsCooking With ZippyShow Me Your Butthole!Up Yo Butt SongCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 118: The Sarabeth Report

Need a cure for PIG LIPS? Try this episode! We&apos;ve got everything you need to make a swift recovery! Hop in!We talk a lot of shit on this episode. From bad restaurant experiences to Miley Cyrus&apos;s terrible speaking voice, and of course some Italian trash talk for good measure.Sarabeth has some recipes only fit to be served in Hell, and we also check in with The Foodbois! Did you miss ASMR Garbage Wizard? He&apos;s back, and he&apos;s gross!Hang out with us on this beautiful Monday. We&apos;ll keep you warm in our human kangaroo pouches. XOXOC + SClips from this episode:Zippy&apos;s Cooking ShowCrazy Bruce&apos;s LiquorsCat Getting Nails ClippedUncle Tony&apos;s Grumpy AgainJungle Cat SqueaksCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 117: Miley Cigarette

Welcome to another Zero Fun-filled episode! We&apos;re all Italian!First of all, Chris is coming back from being sick so his voice sounds like shit. He&apos;s very self-conscious about it. He also chokes on water at one point in this episode.Sarabeth has a wonderfully wholesome Learnin&apos; Shit that will motivate you to do good in the world. Bless her heart.We have a new, marinara-soaked segment that will surely take you into Little Italy. It&apos;s snowing parmesan! Let&apos;s make cheese-angels!I&apos;m Pissed! Cringefeast!  Random discussion of the new season of Top Chef! Conspiracies! Oh no!Enjoy this episode. We enjoyed making it for you.Love and snuggles,C + SClips from this episode:Westboro Baptist TikTokGay NerdsPoppa&apos;s BackZippy On Criminal JusticePineapple On Italian Pizza?Terrifying Bus RideCringe  SmoothieSkin NibblerJust Lookin&apos; For FriendsWhere The Grits?Blocking Paparazzi For BeyCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 116: Italian Pride Month

We’re back! Sorry to leave you hangin’ there for a week. We’ve recharged our batteries and we’re back with more cringe, cute, I’m Piss, and of course: Learnin’ Shit!Enjoy!Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 115: The Cumjuring: The Devil Made Me Cum

Hey! It&apos;s Monday! You know what that means? Let&apos;s laugh (and cry a little too!)This week we have some amazing stuff. First of all, a listener submitted a story to our show! Sarabeth reads this treacherous tale of epic embarrassment and we all have a good laugh. Send more stuff! We love it!Chris shares some phone excepts from his conversations with various famous rappers. Some of them are very interested in Sarabeth!Then you know the deal - FEASTS. We cringe as hard as we cute over here this week so there is plenty of both for you. You&apos;ll laugh, you&apos;ll cry, you&apos;ll probably pee a little.Sarabeth&apos;s Learnin&apos; Shit is especially uncomfortable this week, but an incredibly interesting medical subject that should make you all wince as you hear it.We love you so much! Thanks for giving our little show your time. Means the absolute world.Clips from this episode:Poppa&apos;s BackVax HoochieNo Mickey Mouse EarsNasty Boyz @ The MallNasty Boyz Phone Number PuzzleCan&apos;t ReadMuh TeethFalling Through A Table!Auto-Tuned FallFormer Police Dog Finds DucksBirb FriendsGuys Discover Amazing PenGail&apos;s PissedCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 114: Most Of Us Can't Read

Happy Monday, ZFPigs! Let&apos;s do it!Throughout our usual bullshit, we pepper in some "Our Moments"; the card game that forces us to have actual conversations instead of just farting into the mic and playing videos of peoples&apos; balls getting hit with aluminum bats. Actually...it&apos;s just Chris that does that stuff. Anyway! Sarabeth not only has a terrible gelatin-based recipe for you all to enjoy, she also has an absolutely vile Learnin&apos; Shit! Double-whammy!Also we have plenty of the usual cringe-bros and also some good old fashioned people yelling at each other!It&apos;s a classy episode as usual and we&apos;re so happy you&apos;re listening to it. We love you and will open mouth kiss you. Clips from this episode:Play With My MomI Hate TikTok$7K CrystalPulled OverFuckin&apos; Fire TruckBig BoiDon&apos;t Mess With My ManBring It OnColonizer Bitch Is At It AgainT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 113: Fatberg Fever

It&apos;s a slop-filled extravaganza!Sarabeth has a lot of educational input that is properly rail-roaded by Chris and we also play some great clips from the dark and sometimes wholesome world of the internet. Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 112: Tapeworm Diet

It&apos;s podcast day! Let the honkin&apos; and hee-hawin&apos; commence!I&apos;m Piss is back on the menu this week and we&apos;re both pissed about different things! So we get that out of the way before chowing down on a slopshit recipe from Sarabeth. A couple quick Karens and then we FEAST! Some super cute animal noises and a father correcting his stupid child!Cringe?? You bet your sex organs on the black market we&apos;ve got some cringe! Some new faces and some old favorites make us thankful for our current situation as things could be a LOT worse!Some special surprises (including a great phone call) await within this episode. So pull up a seat, crack yourself a claw, and let us make you laugh. Or cry. Hopefully both at the same time.Thanks so much for listening! We appreciate you all giving our freakshow your time and attention. Means the world. <3XOXOC + SClips from this episode:Happy Mother&apos;s DayAre You Really Steve Irwin?Pakistan Pistol Target PracticeCute Husky Howlin&apos;Angry DogHorse Face?The Rhyme Infinitist ReturnsNexted!Terrible SongThree HitsWaste of Wine (Store Fight)Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

It&apos;s podcast day! Let the honkin&apos; and hee-hawin&apos; commence!I&apos;m Piss is back on the menu this week and we&apos;re both pissed about different things! So we get that out of the way before chowing down on a slopshit recipe from Sarabeth. A couple quick Karens and then we FEAST! Some super cute animal noises and a father correcting his stupid child!Cringe?? You bet your sex organs on the black market we&apos;ve got some cringe! Some new faces and some old favorites make us thankful for our current situation as things could be a LOT worse!Some special surprises (including a great phone call) await within this episode. So pull up a seat, crack yourself a claw, and let us make you laugh. Or cry. Hopefully both at the same time.Thanks so much for listening! We appreciate you all giving our freakshow your time and attention. Means the world. 

Episode 111: A Five-Roper?!

Hey there, slop freaks! It&apos;s time for another Zero Fun big hug of laughter...and terror! Hop in!We open things up with the best performance of Al Pacino&apos;s career. How this passed us by is beyond us. We&apos;re embarrassed, but we&apos;re glad we found it and can share it with you. Dunka-dunka-dunka!Sarabeth&apos;s recipes are absolutely disgusting as usual, but at least they are (mostly) a thing of the past. Hopefully no one is still creating these, but if they are, they&apos;re surely serving them in a trough.Chris found a LOT of bad porn clips this week. It&apos;s a rollercoaster of bad acting and awkwardly timed conversations (like...back surgery conversations in the middle of an anal sex session.)On the bright side, LOTS of cute stuff this week. Adorable puppies, a pilot&apos;s speech on his last flight (he&apos;s retiring, not hurling towards an erupting volcano...come on, it&apos;s Cutefeast), and a professional beat-boxer!Cringefeast introduces some new ghoulish characters and we also check in with some old favorites.Top it all off with a musical-themed Learnin&apos; Shit and you&apos;ve got yourself a &apos;cast.Hang out and relax with us. Crack a cuppla claws, maybe? However you want to enjoy it, we&apos;re here for you.XOXOC + SClips from this episiode:TikTok is...Gay?Dunkachino!Worst Pornstar Ever (NSFW)You Broke My Car!Lemon-Stealing WhooresGay Porn HackerSpine Surgery Anal (NSFW)Purring CheetahDog Loves ToyPilot&apos;s Retirement SpeechFarting In A WindowHe&apos;ll Beat Your AssCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 110: Hamslop Fiesta

Welcome to the ZFP! Whatcha&apos; gonna do when these podcast pythons run wild on you?!We start by talking about how much Mortal Kombat kicked ass. Go see it. Now. Fuck this podcast - MK reigns supreme. Then it&apos;s balls to the wall! Karens! Learnin&apos; Shit! Some VERY cringey guys on the feast, and of course some lovely cute stuff after that.Sarabeth gives Chris the "you&apos;re a remarkably terrible human being" look during Kinda Funny Kinda Sad. Oops!Enjoy the show the same way we enjoy all of you. Sexually.Love and kisses,C + SClips from this episode:Nachos EverywhereKarenKaren For ChristNordstrom KarenDestroyed By His AuntJarvisPuppy PileDigitallyExhumed.mp4Young HulkamaniacSpanish ParrotLady Gets Punched In The FaceNo SmokingCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 109: The Screaming Ass

You ready to honk? Here it comes! This episode is packed with delicious goodies. Learnin&apos; Shit starts us off along with an interesting clip from the president. Cuppla&apos; Karens just to spice things up and then it&apos;s onto the FEASTS! We follow up with some Cringe characters as well as introduce an INTENSE new one. A lot of surprises in there, too, including some guest appearances. Hope you enjoy! We&apos;re clowns!Clips from this episode:Biden MishapKaren Hates PigsMichelle RuskWhite GirlDouble HomicideFirst Worm Of The SummerSatan&apos;s Clit?Dropping Daughter Off at SchoolWhatcha&apos; Doin&apos; Bird70-year Old RappersAmerica SucksMan In The TrashCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been in 2021! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 108: Emotional Support Pig

It&apos;s podcast time once again! Let&apos;s gooooooooooooooo!We are back with some more wholesome entertainment for you! We&apos;ve got some updates on past clips to share with you as well as a brand new cast of characters from the depths of TikTok. One of them has darkthroat!Also the FEASTS are in full effect. Cringe feast goes so far Sarabeth almost taps out. Also a terrible recipe as usual, some LEARNIN&apos; SHIT about a cat island, and a delightful game of Fuck, Mary, Kill. We&apos;re so happy you&apos;re here. Hope we can bring you some laughs and/or nausea.Love and kisses,C + SR.I.P. DMX :(Clips from this episode:Stone Cold LesbianDriver&apos;s License DebateDog Butthole PrankSleeping DogeKorean DadDove GuyCart CrasherWolverineComplete Piece Of Shit Racist GirlDarkthroat GuyHey You CuteTony RigatoniDangerous WebsitesIt&apos;s a Cult It&apos;s a Cult It&apos;s a CULTCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they&apos;ve ever been! We&apos;re here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC&apos;MED&apos;:Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 107: Tony Rigatoni

A celebration of pessimism with Chris and Sarabeth. It's all bad!

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