Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Conor will be reading to not only Oisín, but also the first honorary Adventure Boy - special guest Vincent Sheridan! This week Vinnie and Oisín will be desperately trying to ‘Escape!’ This time the Boys find themselves in a post- apocalyptic totalitarian state named after a popular nacho. The Boys must escape this oppressive state and return to the beacon of civilisation: Denver. In order to escape, they employ the help of the daring resistance leader Mimla, who is completely irrelevant, her bodyguard Matt, who will not shut up, and the hacker man known only as Haven. Along the way the Boys learn so much about the components and statistics associated with various vehicles. It’s really got stats. I mean strap yourselves in cause this bad boy’s got stats for days. No dimension is left unmeasured! Unfortunately there is a price to be paid in satisfying such a thirst for technical knowledge. Many other questions are left unanswered. Questions like: Why is the entire plot dependent on clouds? What’s the deal with everyone moving in spirals? Why is Matt so dodgy? Why is The Phantom Menace the key to humanities survival? Why did a fully grown adult man turn into a pile of suitcases? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 11! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 11 - Escape!

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Oisín will be reading to Conor who’s investigating the Secret of the Ninja! This time the Boys find themselves in modern Japan, before swiftly traveling back in time to feudal Japan in order to fight the weather. Or something like that. The Boys absolutely tear through this story about the nice boy who learnt about Akido, and other Japanese nouns, and along the way meet a nice girl who is named after the rough, open, part of the sea where navigation is difficult. They learn so so many new and unnecessary Japanese words, become deeply confused about the plot of the book, accomplish nothing and find no answers, only more questions. Questions like: Why does the Author have a thing for fists? What is the difference between meditation, hypnotism and trace? Why did we steal a sword we already own? The most important question of all though, why haven’t we committed Seppuku yet? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 10! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 10 - The Secret of the Ninja!

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Conor will be reading to Oisín who finds himself amidst the Terror on the Titanic! This time the Boys are stuck aboard the worlds most famous death sentence, The Titanic. In this episode the Boys inhabit the body of a pianist with a thirst for gold and a sexual attraction to boats. While the boys make peace with their inevitable drowning in the cold Atlantic sea they meet a lovely bunch of walking corpses. There’s the gaunt and inexplicably Australian man, Inspector gadget, Chekov’s smoking manservant, a woman addicted to ketamine and another inexplicable Australian man! What a crew for such a fine and deadly vessel. Along the way the Boys learn so much, but there are still so many questions left to answer: Who is the mysterious “Chief Baker”? Where, exactly, is “up forward”? To what depths will a man sink in order to steal gold, which he already owns, on a ship that is itself sinking? The most important question of all though, is this the worst premise for a book yet? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 9! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 9 - Terror on the Titanic

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Oisín will be reading to Conor who finds himself looking into the Mystery of the Maya! This time the boys fund themselves travelling back in time, which to be honest is a pretty regular occurrence at this stage, except this time its by potion. How quaint! They are looking for their friend Tom, but that’s quickly forgotten. On the way Oisín can’t say Mayan. Conor gets bloodthirsty, cause YOTBITO (You only travel back in time once), and becomes an accidental child soldier. What will they boys wear to the intergalactic cosplay event? Why did Conor murder a flat-earther? Who exactly is Manual? Most importantly though, will the Adventure Boys get to the bottom of the Mystery of the Maya? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 8! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 8 - Mystery of the Maya

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Conor will be reading to Oisín who finds himself deep into the Trouble on Planet Earth! In a bit of a role reversal, Oisín finds himself acting as the detective this time. Well, more of a detective sidekick to your all powerful and omnipotent brother Ned. Ned is a bit of an ESP guru, who gets his Super Secret Knowledge from a Super Secret Source (SSKSSS for short). Often referred to as a boy wizard, Ned is man made god. But that won’t stop us from giving him a stupid voice, and when the boys are asked to help solve the missing oil crisis it’s them, not lord Ned, who must rise to the challenge. Will the boys find the missing oil? How did R.A. Montgomery know about the Wild Thornberrys before they were a global brand? What in gods name is a frogman? What is the actual premise of this book? Most importantly though, will the Adventure Boys get o the bottom of all this trouble on planet earth? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 67 You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 7 - Trouble on Planet Earth

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Oisín will be reading to Conor who has found himself a Prisoner Of The Ant People! The research team of our hero Conor, a fart-hands robots who might be a huge Blade Runner fan, and a martian who wants to Brexit himself from the entire universe, must set out on a quest to find some other people that may now be tiny. It’s all very vague. Think ‘Honey I shrunk the research team”! Will the boys become a prisoner of the ant people? Are they just regular ants? Who is X-Raymond? How does a species evolve to have 7 arms, that’s very unusual and I don’t trust it? Most importantly though, will the Adventure Boys foil the nefarious plots of The Evil Power Master? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 6! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 6 - Prisoner of the Ant People

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Conor will be leading Oisín, a.k.a Deep Light, on a Race Forever! Along the way, the boys enjoy learning the bare minimum about cars, try to define the word ‘ruddy’, fail to refuse a bribe and get horribly horribly disfigured. In a race where their are no rules, but many many officials, the Adventure Boys must use everything their dad taught them to come out on top. They enlist the help of the only Swede in Mad Max, a man who likes to write his name on sticks, and the mist rugged cars you’ve ever seen to help guide them through this adrenaline fuelled gauntlet. Will the boys finish the race and claim the grand prize? What exactly is a shade tree? What do you have to do to get a good hack-axe around here? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 5! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 5 - Race Forever

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Oisín will be leading Conor, a.k.a Detective Inspector Passive, on a search for the Abominable Snowman. Along the way, the boys enjoy the many delights of administrative procedures and permits, they recite some recipe descriptions, Conor can’t quite get his head around monsoons and they instantly solve some incense based puzzles. They spend a remarkably short amount of time actually climbing any mountains but don’t worry, they spend a lot of time planning. Because you can’t have fun unless it’s planned. To help them on their treacherous quest, the boys enlist the help of several easily forgettable characters which are necessary for some reasons. To be honest it’s not quite clear. There also may be a self-flying helicopter. Will the boys find what they are searching for? Will Detective Inspector Passive solve the case? Is this the worst book so far? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 4! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 4 - The Abominable Snowman

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Conor will be MC Adventure as he takes Oisín on a Journey Under The Sea. On this adventure we create MC Adventure and learn about awesome code words. Oisín tests the limits of a new science Bubblology and Conor revisits his favourite ways to avoid saying the word human. Most importantly though, the boys go deeper than they have ever done before. They go to depths that are unreadable on scientific equipment. They go so deep, time and space can’t even touch them. But what happens when you go too deep? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 3! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 3 - Journey Under The Sea

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The boys have chosen their next adventure and Oisín will be leading Detective Conor on his search for the lost jewels of Nabooti. Along the way, the boys live their whole natural lives on board a hydro-foil in Gibraltar, enjoy some snakes before a plane, and have a lovely family dinner of tacos and refried beans. The search for the Jewels of Nabooti has unearthed so many questions: What’s in the Oval mans bag? Who is Beech Muzzwell? Why are we so puzzled by letters? How did so many people get Peter’s secret phone number? Why are those men hexagonal? Do all roads lead to china? Most importantly though, will the Jewels bring the boys health and fame? Or will they suffer agony beyond belief? There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 2! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com Special thanks to Cole Delany for music Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Adventure Boys: Turn To Page 2 - The Lost Jewels of Nabooti

Having lost control of their lives, Adventure Boys and self-proclaimed idiots, Conor & Oisín, attempt to comfort themselves by reading children books and choosing their own adventure. The Adventure Boys have chosen their first book and Conor will be leading Oisín through Space, and Beyond! In this, the very first adventure, the boys hurtle through the cosmos at 62 times the speed of light. Along the way a slime boi tricks them into fighting a black hole, they enter their own minds in Fooz’s dream dojo and they accidentally join a sub-atomic circus. Will they make it out un-scathed? Unlikely. Will you learn something about this cosmic dance we call life? Certainly not. But maybe, if you’re lucky, you too can meet the raptor in your own mind. There’s only one way to find out: Turn To Page 1! You can check out the #pitcurewatch illustrations and add your own thoughts at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adventure_boys_podcast/ If you want to email us, that’s fine. We would like that actually: Email: adventureboyspodcast@gmail.com #Theraptorinyourownmind Special thanks to Cole Delany for additional music

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