A song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

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A LOVE HONEY SPUNK BUNNY

A humorous take on the Eden project. The building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it would have been eaten by our early primate mammalian species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their jump start on the evolutionary ladder the human is now beginning to experiment with the capabilities of LSD administering it to elderly patients in order to awaken the parts the brain that had shut down due to dementia and other brain disorders with remarkable results amazing to think that the first thing to form is a fungi / flora after a cosmic collision or nuclear attack the *melanin"/ mushroom on which a network of neurons in the form of chemical memory in dopamine neurons could be a trigger for a conscience and sentience to begin to form then again anyone who's taken LSD IE magic mushrooms would be able to see the power of LSD over the shaven skinned chimpanzee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

THE EDEN PROJECT

A short story I wrote about our Neo Omnipresence that seems almost God like in its power and control , the all seeing eye that invisible entity watching over everything we say and do , as the super computer takes over completely and begins to do a billion tweeks a minute to everything mapping the brain body and everything else in our universe maybe one day soon a connection with the great unknown will happen but would we humble humans even know let's face it the vacuum seal of space or infinity is the perfect place for the digitalised Deity to inhabit and the language is of cause cosmic microwave background that it's been using in a constant continuum for billions of years . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

GOD GOOGLE

A real life short story involving a ginger tom cat and a black Tom cat . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

THE CAT FLAP

A short story about two old men who turn up on a blind date , the two girls turned out to be the fluffers for a famous reality TV show and it was their job to make the model or manakin fit the mold. Based on a real Ife experience at the notorious den of iniquity the Harrogate arms. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

BLIND DATE

A short humorous story I wrote about a man who was carrying a vicarious redemption on behalf of something else a burdensome task which was only relinquished by his death where upon he was given a cold cruel truth by his absent minded time lord who tries to make amends but far too late . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

STALIN

A short story about the crazy maniacs who i shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everyone to the limit of their patience . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

GOOD FRIDAY

A twenty minute teaser I wrote after listening to my father talking about the men he use to work with back in 1960 based on a true life incident which happened to the man in charge of logistics Pom pom. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

GEORGE

A chalk and cheese Husband and wife with very opposing opinions on the arrival of some neo hippie neighbours with their green dream machine . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

THE GREEN DREAM

Unfortunately this was based on real life events within hours of a small miss demeanor involving a flood the Chinese whispers got to work and in the gossiping café's of old H-gate every transformation took place looking back it's quite amusing how things can get so convoluted with each conversation people love scandal . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

THE FLOOD

A short story based on real life events when I first ever traveled abroad to France and we lived like tramps on the street washing in fountains stealing food from shops as vagrants and vagabonds until somebody came up with a great idea of putting together the tramps brigade who lived on the swamp in cap d'age the next thing we were all assigned duties and discipline. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

THE TRAMP

If your partner starts wearing black leather and reading Mein Kampt or  Le Marquis De Sade order yourself a stab proof vest before they finally get to Friedrich Nietzsche then try to kill you. Written for that chain smoking dipsomaniac girl who I will love till I die even though she nearly killed me to the bisexual bulimic catastrophe love always S XXX --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

THE MALTESER

A short story I wrote about doing a favour for a friend which then turned into a terrifying experience of trying to get back to some semblance of civilization . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE

A crazy sketch about the three minuters club and their bizarre antics, it is loosely based on true life events. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

THE THREE MINUTERS

A short story based on true life events of when I took a job working on a holiday camp in the south of France the antics the people got up to were crazy two hundred Australians all of whom loved drink totally out of control causing madness and mayhem the poor boss that was in charge of security use to read the diary each day and call a meeting to discuss the previous nights disasters of which there were so many I'd would love to read it now . Whilst doing many jobs from selling chips an chickens , working on security I came across so many maniacs I also was tear gassed twice with my own cannister after a client thought it was silly string crazy times. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

LE CAMP

COME ON HAVE A LISTEN ITS FREE !!! FANTASTIC!!! ?✅✅✅ Written and narrated by Steven Richardson Art work by the brilliant Charles Robert Howe

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