Fuck first, date second. Tim is still drunk. Ryan is still sober. Crazy I know. Doctors have given about 2 more year to live. Ryan is his doctor. Tons of cool shit is talked about in this episode. LISTEN NOW!!! Also subscribe and tell your friends. And stick around until the end because Ryan uploaded one of his old songs to the episode.

Backyard Hang

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The last episode before the world ends. Have a nice one. Maybe we'll run into each other in a Mad Max type scenario down the road. That would be sick. See ya!

The Final Episode

I woke up yesterday It was exactly the same thing as today. It’s all the same. It’s all the same. Phase after phase, mask after mask, they can’t hide your eyes, they can see your eyes. When will the misery end or will it stay the same, day after day? Night after night nothing feels the same, nothing feels sane, nothing makes me happy anymore, nothing makes me happy anymore. Day after day. Day after day. Day after day. It’s all the same thing day after day.

Trash Candy

4 months later and Ryan is now fully sober and Tim is still fully drunk. We catch up on our lives and talk shit like usual. It's a good one. Def listen now. 

The Band Is Back Together

In this episode we talk about life in lockdown. Ryan is sober and Tim is very NOT sober. Will there be a recession or even the Great Depression 2? Find out who's taking what side. We made a bet on the future of our economy. 

$100 Bet on the Great Depression 2.0

The audio is a little shitty now because we're recording over Zoom. It's free and it's the end of the world so deal with it. Naturally all we talk about is Covid and how it's affecting our lives. Oh and also Tiger King. Duh.    Subscribe and tell a friend. 

Tiger Coronavirus King

This week yes we talk about the virus and how it's affecting us drunks. No bars are open. What do we do now? Social distancing in full effect.

The CoronaVirus Power Hour

CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! CORONAVIRUS! 

MILEY CYRUS HAS CORONAVIRUS

After last weekend Ryan is SUPER cool. He's no longer a total square. Listen to the episode and find out why. Also mani pedis are dope. 

Extracurricular Activities

In this episode we talk about how Ryan doesn't want to be a drunk mess on the weekends anymore and how Tim still wants to be a drunk mess all week. Also Ryan baby birded his girlfriend and Tim went on a bender and did cool shit and is super bad luck. I don't know just listen. 

Baby Birding

In this episode we talk about how Tim got hit by a car and has a big black eye. Also there's a bunch of other cool shit we talk about. Check it out. 

Episode 30 - Tim Gets Hit By A Car

Great episode talking about how cool Ryan's girlfriend's butt is and how he has to battle guys away from her. Also Tim is drunk a lot and I can't remember what else we talked about it. It's a banger.

Episode 29 - Dat Ass Doe

We talk about how we were drunk all weekend and Tim did DMT for the first time. Also where we were when we found out Kobe died. Spoiler alert Ryan was on the toilet. Also Ryan has a new g*rlfriend. 

Episode 28 - Tim is Undateable

In this episode we recap the last 3 months we've been away. Ryan talks about ugly crying again and Tim almost died from a knee scrape. 

Episode 27 - Ryan Ugly Cries... AGAIN!

In this episode we talk about Ryan being shamed by 5 women, Tim gambling in an underground casino and why the Soprano's is the greatest show of all time. It's a banger. Check it out and hit the subscribe button. 

Episode 26 - The Sopranos is the greatest show of all time

Two friends get drunk and talk about everything and nothing for about an hour. It&#39;s basically like Seinfeld if the characters were alcoholic losers. Seriously though we just talk as open and honestly as we can about our lives and our drinking problems. It&#39;s a fun listen and I know you&#39;ll enjoy it. Also it&#39;s extremely NSFW so wear headphones if you&#39;re at work or around sensitive ears.

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