Our eighteenth episode marks our triumphant return after a many months break with: pet penises, boner trees, the perks of sleeping naked, waking up with a vagina alarm clock, and how, according to science, vaginal orgasms don't exist (but clitoral ones do)!

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Episode 18 "Rally Around the Boner Tree"

Our seventeenth episode takes a turn for the dark side fast with: a pecker puffer (dildo bowl), an Easter special with Lucifer's testicles, a new book from our fave author Mandy De Sandra, and Victorian doctors who thought reading made women insane and depraved.

Episode 17 "Easter Eggs or Lucifer's Testicles?"

In our sixteenth episode we try to get back into the swing of things after our month long break with: a show dedicated to wine lovers, like how red wine is great for sex, as well as another book by Mandy De Sandra, Fox News Fuckfest, for all your bizzaro political erotica needs! (And, yes, we forgot to turn off the A/C at the BTS studios again, damn it!)

Episode 16 "Winos and Fox News Fuckfest"

In our fifteenth episode we suffer through the holidays with: glitter beards and armpit hair, a naked artist in a glass box who masturbates, dinosaur erotica by Christie Sims, Ted Cruz holiday erotica, and remembering Lemmy.

Episode 15 "Glitter Beards, Dinosaur Erotica, & Remembering Lemmy"

Our fourteenth episode starts with a little holiday cheer: Playing Cards Against Humanity during holiday get togethers, a ghost who masturbates you to death, what is squirting really, the top searches on Pornhub, adorable slang terms for sex from the last 600 years, and a strict Christian mom who asks Twitter about a Fleshlight she found in her son's bathroom.

Episode 14 "Cards Against Humanity, Handjob Cabin, Squirting, Pornhub, Netflix & Nug-a-nug"

In our thirteenth episode day drinking Bloody Marys at a True Blood reunion leads to: A bag of dicks and things you didn't know about penises (like the low-cal semen diet), then how the law of attraction pertains to masturbation and a study saying women are almost never straight.

Episode 13 "Perfect Xmas Gift, All About Dicks, Opening Portals to Sex Demons, & Sexual Spectrum"

Our twelfth episode spirals out of control: We make a splash on the political scene with Bernie Sanders' erotica Bernie's Desire by I. I. Dene which splits off into werebears and shapeshifters, then delves into nutscaping photography and tales of masturbation, MDMA and oxytocin inducing hugs that stimulate our cannabinoid systems (who knew?).

Episode 12 "Bernie's Desire, Nutscaping, Masturbation, MDMA, Oxytocin, & Marijuana"

Our eleventh episode has been a long time coming: We explode onto the scene with spontaneous orgasms brought on by "magic" mushrooms, segue into Motorhead brand vibrators, how the Bible Belt views online porn more than anyone else in the country, how a pastor thinks sex is only for Christians and their kinky god, then take a left turn into exploding head syndrome and sleep paralysis, and close with a shout out to the wildly popular Tumblr: Things My Dick Does.

Episode 11 "Spontaneous Orgasms, Motorhead Vibrators, Christian Porn, & Exploding Head Syndrome"

Our tenth episode takes us to some forbidden places: From The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III to New Hampshire censoring sexy drink names, like “Stripper Mom,” and 50 things to do sexually before you die, in which we reveal personal stories about kissing girls, orgies, candles in orifices and other fun stuff.

Episode 10 "The Haunted Vagina, Sexy Drink Names, & the Sex Bucket List"

Our ninth episode sounds like the mothership is landing but that's just the AC we forgot to turn off: We discuss the Top 30 Weird Sex Facts, wherein we talk about things like erotic sneezing, using pumpkins to get in the mood, and strange sex dreams about Kevin Spacey's Frank Underwood on House of Cards, then we close with 'Booty Call of Cthulhu (The Monster Fetish)' by Wren Winter.

Episode 9 "Weird Sex Facts, The Sexiness of Frank Underwood, & Booty Call of Cthulhu"

Our eighth episode is filled with words we can’t enunciate: From nightmarish dolphin genitalia and detachable spider penises to a bunch of words we embarrass ourselves trying to pronounce that describe 'emotions people feel, but can’t explain' and Joshua Chaplinsky’s Lovecraft inspired hip hop tale, 'Kanye West - Reanimator.'

Episode 8 "Junk Off, Useful Obscure Words, & Kanye West Reanimator"

Our seventh episode is all about butts: We start off with a fun list of the strangest sex fetishes, move on to author Chuck Tingle's "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt," and end on a dangling tangent while comparing buttload, boatload, and shitload!

Episode 7 "Strangest Sex Fetishes, Sentient Butt Love, & a Buttload of Wine"

Our sixth episode is all touchy feely: From arranging your junk and surprising boob facts to foot orgasms and bizarro dinosaur porn!

Episode 6 "Junk Touching, Boob Facts, Shrimping, & Reagansaurus"

Our fifth episode explodes with an orgasm: We start off by celebrating National Orgasm Day then move onto a PSA for Windows 10 and end with the squirrels are not what they seem.

Episode 5 "All About Orgasms, A Windows 10 Warning, and A Squirrel Stalker"

Our fourth episode is all over the place: After debunking a story from the previous episode we dive right into the gutter with insane sex toys, porn secrets, and pot!

Episode 4 "Insane Sex Toys, Porn Secrets, and Pot"

Between the Sheets with Melissa & Scarlett Like you, only more perverse. Our podcast is about weird news, sex, pop culture, writing, entertainment, movies, books, and more... (But mostly weird news and sex.) With authors Melissa St. Hilaire and Scarlett Amaris.

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