"I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Born in the Eighties

Born in the Eighties 440: The Hermies

Jon has a VCR that is too stubborn to work, TJ elaborates on twitch "Hate Raids", we talk about our algorhythmic future, pine about riding the rails, rant about vaccine denial awards, and put centrism on blast.

Born in the Eighties 439: Bot on Bot Action

You gotta drop out, reality is irredeemable, dance teachers are doin felonies, alpine slides are killing kids, and TJ can't stop watching game shows!  2021 Amirite?

Born in the Eighties 438: Reality Sucks

It is a lot of fun watching people do stupid things, like fall off of towers of milk crates, break up with their nude GF, and stop a rappin granny from having fun.  

Born in the Eighties 437: Milk Crate Challenge

And we thought the ultimate grift was to get into the YA-universe.  Turns out boomer phones is where we should have spent our time.

Born in the Eighties 436: Freedom Phone

Spooky scary computer guy, sends shivers down your spine, shrieking SQL's will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.

Born in the Eighties 435: Evil AI

Things get heated.  Nazi Furries, conservative fashion, feet, google, tiktok stocking videos, grocery hauls.  We have it all.

Born in the Eighties 434: The Google Rant

God, we immediately spend 30% of the podcast talking about fast food "hacks"

Born in the Eighties 433: Round Egg

You your kids and your Johnson.  Really?

Born in the Eighties 432: Your Johnson

The gang reviews some ancient technology, and discovers if they are indeed smarter than a fifth grader.

Born in the Eighties 431: The Clicker

I like em big... I like em chunky.  I like em cathode, I like em ray tubey.  Big TV bois only.  Need a forklift to move that shizz.

Born in the Eighties 430: CRT Envy

Hey y'all, you get some of that vaccine?  Shit is tight.  

Born in the Eighties 429: Vaxx Faxx

Get your hot new crypto here, blockchain, dogecoin, bitcoin, ethereum, NFT, all of the SEO keywords!  We invent a kindler gentler crypto, and if you steal the idea from us, you are a jerk.  Pls do not steal.

Born in the Eighties 428: Earth Coin

Why even bother getting canceled by an internet mob, when you can cancel yourself?  Bean dad, cinnamon toast shrimp guy, how the mighty have fallen

Born in the Eighties 427: Self Cancellation

Born in the Eighties 426: Correction Fluid

2 friends, born in the 80s, raised in the 90s, and all grown up by the 00's.

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