IN THIS EPISODE~ The Guys kick back & unwind by discussing their Holidays; Rob gets Covid!; Rob recovers from Covid!; Another Douchebag wrecks another vehicle for Doug!; "The Gwyneth Paltrow Exploding Skank-Ass Candle"; "The Nashville Wal Mart Masturbating Bandit" (with Astroglide!); Douchebags doing Douchebag things in national parks!; PLUS~ Doug learns what a "ball-gasm" is, and Rob answers that age-old nagging question: Just how many pounds of impacted stool WAS Elvis Presley carrying around in his gut?JOIN US!-Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell-A Drop D Podcast Production-Song: "I Ain't No Joke", by Eric B. & Rakim

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EPISODE #24: "A Slippery Situation."

EPISODE #23: "Dinosaur Buttholes?"

HEY HEY! We're BACK! It's an all-new episode of BTFU! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/show/b-t-f-u-podcast Rob & Doug have alot of catching up to do; Rob goes on a Pandemic Big-Ass Steak Quest to Outback! Doug goes on a tear trolling rednecks, and the Boys reminisce about the bygone Glory Dayz Of Dayglo Spandex-Infused Hair Metal! PLUS~ "Rob's Tales Of Nudity Gone Awry", some douchebag backs into Doug's convertible and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded, Edited & Produced by Grant Wilson.Song:"I Left My Wallet In El Segundo", by A Tribe Called Quest

EPISODE #22: "Are You Jerkin' My Bobber?"

WE'RE BACK! AN ALL-NEW EPISODE IS UP AND READY TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR EARHOLES! IN THIS EPISODE~ The Facemask Wars of 2020! Sunburn Season is here! Rude-ass people! Witnessing Douchebags getting public ass-beatings! Plus: Leeches! Wieners! Leeches on wieners! Toad-vomit lozenges that cure disease and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonSong: "State Of The Union (STFU)", by Public Enemy

EPISODE #21: "A Man Of Larger Carriage."

AWWWWW YEAH, WE'RE BACK! BTFU RETURNS! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-20-covid-19-protocol-edi…The Boys are in Lock-Down Mode and talking sh*t about all kinds of nonsense! Topics discussed include:Bands we hate! True "underground" rock! What would Taylor Swift songs be about if she dated Rob for a year? STD's and hammers! Covid Madness! That Psycho with all the Tigers! Plus~ Cock-Ring Decisions gone horribly wrong, f**ked up stories that embarrass others, Easter Porn, and why Pink Floyd can kiss Doug's hairy half-Mexican ass!JOIN THE FUN!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell.Recorded & Produced by Grant Wilson.Closing Song: "Scenario", by A Tribe Called Quest.

EPISODE #20~ COVID-19 PROTOCOL EDITION: "Jalapenos, Milk, & Cocaine."

FINALLY! A SENSE OF NORMALCY IN AN OTHERWISE ABNORMAL WORLD! THE BOYS are BACK and here to help you forget momentarily about your contagious neighbors! Items up for discussion include:This guy Doug meets poops his pants! Embarrassing high school stories! Rob drinks from a bottle of Skoal-spit! Doug drinks from a bottle of motor oil! Gwyneth Paltrow gets high and sells some Stank! Plus stupid state laws! Weed stories! Cows! And fish that look like weiners!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonSong:"Run's House", by Run-DMC

EPISODE #19: "Saffron Man."

AWW YEAH, AN ALL NEW BTFU HAS UPLOADED! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN & HANG OUT WITH DOUG & ROB! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-18-lovable-strokable-sil…IN THIS EPISODE~ Crazy chicks doing stupid sh*t in retail outlets! Rob falls asleep on his wife...again! Why Doug is CERTAIN that both Limp Bizkit AND Korn sucked! Rock musicians who have the NERVE to f**k with the classics! PLUS, Sex robots, sex robot group action, crappy home improvement warehouses and an all new edition of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced by Grant WilsonClosing Song: "Let The Rhythm Hit 'Em", by Eric B & Rakim

EPISODE #18: "Lovable, Strokable Silicone."

BTFU IS BACK! CLICK HERE TO HANG WITH US! https://www.spreaker.com/…/7338…/episode-17-horny-old-peopleIN THIS EPISODE~ The Flu Bug hits the Doug & Rob Households full tilt, Rob's Lovely Wife stops by for a surprise visit, and Rob gets chastised by a Bible Thumper!PLUS~ Septuagenarians with Super sex-drives, really offensive jokes, GIGANTIC male members and the weird stuff Americans crammed into their own orifices in 2019...ON PURPOSE.JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonOutro Song:"Ghost Deini", by Ghostface Killah

EPISODE #17: "Horny Old People".

Hey Hey! BTFU is BACK! CLICK HERE to hang with us! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-sixteen-josh-brolins-puc…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob gets fit, and Doug gets horrified by weird stuff celebrities do with their extremities! (Of which ROB seems to have an unhealthily detailed knowledge).PLUS~ we'll play another round of "Shut The F**k Up, Donnie!", LSD gone wrong in an amusement park, The World's Worst Haunted Attraction, fossilized Viking Poop and MORE!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced by Grant Wilson

EPISODE SIXTEEN: "Josh Brolin's Pucker Hole."

AW YEAH! ROB & DOUG ARE BACK! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/…/…/ep-fifteen-well-shes-german-hotIN THIS EPISODE~ Doug gets conscripted into hard labor by a lazy cop! Rob busts his ass! Social Media Weirdness! Plus: Cocaine makes the news~Twice! Fugitives! Rob's personal hygiene routine! Strange chicks with questionable proclivities! JOIN THE FUN!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Song~ "Smash The Crowd", by Public Enemy

EPISODE FIFTEEN: "Well...She's 'German'-Hot..."

THE BOYS ARE BACK! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD: https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-fourteen-too-thick-to-be…Rob...uh...digs midgets! Doug mocks vegans! Psychotic dwarf chicks! Plus, the world goes lawsuit crazy, Barbie gets Woke, Rob gets offended, and an irate listener lets Rob have it!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Song~ "Sabotage", by Beastie Boys

EPISODE FOURTEEN: "Too Thick To Be Paralyzed."

AHOY! ALL NEW EPISODE THIRTEEN IS UPON THEE! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-thirteen-thats-alot-of-c…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob's Subconscious jacks with his head! Something isn't quite kosher in New Hampshire! Intern abuse! An all new politically-charged-sure-to-be-controversial segment! Steroid-ManBoobs! And Rob goes to the movies!JOIN US!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Closing song~ "M*therf*cker", By Faith No More

EPISODE THIRTEEN: "That's Alot Of Crabs."

ATTENTION! BTFU PODCAST IS BACK! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-twelve-300-yards-from-my…Join us as Rob & Doug catch up! Rob goes on vacation! So does Doug! Stephen King! Sharks! Drunk a**holes and redneck music! Nasty beer! Nasty water! And Rob catches the flack after Doug offends a Snake-Handler! TONS OF FUN!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

EPISODE TWELVE: "300 Yards From My Succulent Ass."

HEADS UP! AN ALL-NEW BTFU is upon thee! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-eleven-you-might-catch-a…JOIN US as the Boyz discuss shattering the safe & comfortable illusions of children, why the Moon Landing looked kinda fake, why Skype still kinda sucks, KISS, the Ace Frehley show Doug recently caught, and meeting Bona Fide Rock & Roll Legends!PLUS~ is the Earth flat? Did Hitler die? Where the hell does Stephen King live? Air BnB nightmares and MUCH MORE!

EPISODE ELEVEN: "You Might Catch A Charge For That."

OHHHHHHH SNAP! ROB & DOUG ARE BACK! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-ten-its-too-early-for-th…Waffles! Weirdos! Crappy movies! Auto accidents! Rob gets road rage and...uh...theater rage!Plus, Doug meets a celebrity! Rob falls asleep (again)! Rob backs a Douchebag down with nothing but a vape-pen and just flat being a BadAss! The joys of slapping big-ass hams (and ham-asses) and MUCH MORE! JOIN US

EPISODE TEN: "It's Too Early For This Sh*t."

Two Middle-Aged, Middle-Class Dads. Real. Raw. Uncensored.

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