Skip to 11:55 to go directly to commentary set up. Jason Chaffe returns and Dan is mysteriously missing. Together Matt and Jason break the last episode’s promise of doing a non-Freddy movie to break up the Rankbank, and opt to just get it over with this much faster by diving right into Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child. Its the movie that looked over the Nightmare franchise and said “You know what this is missing? Teen pregnancy!”

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Episode 12: Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (NOES Rankbank’s 6th place!)

Skip to 16:00 to go directly to commentary sync. Matt and Dan return to the Elm Street and dredge up another embarrassing piece of Freddy’s past. In addition to talking about horror movies, it is noted that this movie will never be watched again unless its star Mark Patton agrees to watch along side and answer many questions.

Episode 11: Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (NOES Rankbank’s 7th place!)

Skip to 21:00 to get right into the commentary set up. Special guest Dustin Kaufman joins us as we watch a childhood classic and talk about all things turtles. After you’ve had your fill of pizza and combat cold cuts, hop over to kaufdropsinc.com to keep up with Dustin’s late night sketch comedy show Kauf Drops. Also, do the same on youtube and Facebook and all those places.

Episode 10: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Skip to 24:00 to bypass intro and go right to set up. After talking about it and not doing it for week after week, we finally get around to watching one of the best feeling feel good movies about jousting ever made. We also talk about guilty pleasures and something about Axl Rose maybe.

Episode 9: A Knights Tale

A previously recorded bonus episode. Matt and Brannan Murphy discuss the second worst movie ever made that features Freddy Krueger. It gets weird.

BONUS EPISODE: Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)

Skip to 14:55 to go directly to commentary track setup and skip our intro. Our second guest host, Jason Chaffe joins us in watching Tango & Cash. T & C is a movie that isn’t sure if its an action film, a comedy, a crime drama, or a gay love story.

Episode 8: Tango & Cash

Skip to and 24:40 to go directly to commentary track set up. Matt and Dan watch the super hero movie that Guardians of the Galaxy almost was in many ways. We also talk about Matt being in love with Janeane Garofalo a lot more than is probably ok.

Episode 7: Mystery Men

Skip to 18:30 to go directly to commentary track set up. The Nightmare On Elm Street saga has the dubious honor of being the first entry of “The Rankbank”, where we take a series and rank them from worst to best. This is purely based on Matt’s ranking of the movies as Dan was not consulted. Coming in at dead last, the 9th worst movie to feature Freddy Krueger. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare.

Episode 6: Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (NOES Rankbank #9)

Skip to 27:30 to go directly to commentary set up. Special guest host, and our first guest ever, Chris Cubas joins us as we explore the film Dan calls our generation’s Citizen Kane. A film that came from Chris Rock and Louis CK, before anyone really gave a crap about who they were. We also discuss stand up comedy and order a pizza.

Episode 5: Pootie Tang

Jump to 32:00 to skip the intro and go to commentary. Due to scheduling conflicts with a guest, Matt and Dan watch Cannibal: The Musical this week and review a movie that came out 3 weeks ago. Trey Parker and this musical both hold a very special place in our hearts. *NOTE- We watched the movie on Netflix, which looks like it may be lacking scenes that were added in the “special edition” releases of the movie. So there might be sync issues, if you are watching along you might need to readjust a bit.

Episode 4: Cannibal the Musical

Jump to 22:00 to skip right to the commentary. After complaining about the forgettable move Lucy for no reason at all, we get around to talking over one of the original big super hero movies.

Episode 3: Batman (1989)

Jump to the 33:00 mark to get right into the commentary. Or listen to the opening, which starts in mid-rant about Spider-Man and somehow becomes about the Monster Cereals. Eventually however we discuss the most divisive of the Indy movies, and oft considered the black sheep of the family.

Episode 2: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Matt and Dan take an adventure of stupidity and offensive remakes for their premiere episode. Also they talk about things! Commentary begins at 16:16, for those of you synching up at home.

Episode 1: Clash of the Titans (2010)

Comedians Matt and Dan love movies but love to make fun of them even more. Watch along as this comedic duo riff your favorite cult-classic movies.

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