WHOA! PRIMO PODCAST DUDES! Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of mutagenic podcasters with different colored bandanas that love pizza. So hold your canister of ooze up high in the air, give me 10 flips and repeat after me: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! Vote in this month's poll Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Cinephobe Ep 105: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed back to Hong Kong for a secret contest where the world's greatest podcasters fight in a battle to the death. From the longest flashback in the history of Cinephobe to a bevy of roundhouse kicks, uppercuts, sleeper holds and bloody faces, this episode sets multiple world records, including fastest Phile at 72 mph. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings   Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email us: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinephobe Ep 104: Bloodsport

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back at the Road House for the triumphant return of Stugotz from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, who rides into town to mentor us on the key components of classic cinema, action packaged around a love story with all the elements necessary for a complete movie going experience. Amin phobed this movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinephobe Ep 103.5: Road House Addendum (with Stugotz)

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the best damn podcasters in the business, and they've been hired to clean up the kinda podcast where they sweep up the eyeballs after recording. Equipped with nothing but degrees in philosophy and dossiers full of exposition, they'll tangle with local big shots, flirt with hot doctors, and reconnect with old mentors set to the sonic stylings of a blind guitarist. What up Cinephobiacs! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinephobe Ep 103: Road House

Zach, Amin and Mayes rise from the dead to roam the desert, seeking vengeance on the men that desecrated the woman they loved. Not even the sisters of San Diablo, the townsfolk of Enoch's Hammer, or a young hero named Fabolous are safe in this bloody romp. Ever wondered what movie Wesley Snipes was making when he was accused of tax fraud? This is the one. What up Cinephobiacs! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinephobe Ep 102: Gallowwalkers

Zach, Amin, Mayes and repeat offender JuJu Gotti are members of a sleeper cell of Nightstalkers that keep the world safe from vampires. Blade will need their help as he faces his greatest challenge yet: An indie film actress, professional wrestler and Canadian rapper united to form an unholy triumvirate that want to turn the human race into a farm of vacuum sealed blood batteries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinephobe Ep 101: Blade Trinity (with JuJu Gotti)

Zach, Amin and Mayes go through a bunch of inside jokes, terms and references submitted by the listeners to help clarify where they originated and what they mean. For the rest of the episode, subscribe to CTD @ https://www.patreon.com/countthedings

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are sucked up into the sky out of Duckworld only to land smack dab in the middle of Cleve Land. This diminutive duck isn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers as he meets a girl and tries to get a job, but when intergalactic demons follow him to Earth it's up to the farfetched fowl and his quack team to save the day.

Cinephobe Ep 100: Howard the Duck

Zach, Amin, and Mayes are joined by repeat offender Roy Bellamy, producer of the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, on a cross country flight that has been commandeered by the international terrorist known as the Rane of Terror. Other passengers include a bowl cutted kid who forgot his decorder ring, a grandma that loves the Arsenio Hall show, and security specialist haunted by the death of his wife. Only one of them can save the day, so let me give you some advice: Always Bet on Black.

Cinephobe Ep 99: Passenger 57 (with Roy Bellamy)

Zach, Amin and Mayes fast forward to 2025, when all memories of Covid have been erased by the new sensation charting to the top of the Popularity Index, FUTURESPORT! This cutting edge game combines hoverboards, useless goalies, hockey pads, quidditch, the electric chair and tubas into one fast paced, high scoring game that is so impactful, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance.

Cinephobe Ep 98: Futuresport

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are headed to Jamaica in the thrilling conclusion to the epic bartending bromance. Complications abound as young Flanagan falls in love and Coughlin discovers that marrying for money doesn't stop fancy bars from being a money pit. Meet us for happy hour at Cocktails & Dreams.

Cinephobe Ep 97: Cocktail - Part 2 (with Mike Ryan)

Zach, Amin and Mayes are ripping it up at TGI Fridays with the help of their very own Cuba Libre, the Le Batard & Friends Network Executive Producer Mike Ryan! Part 1 of this podcast tracks Tom Cruise's meteoric rise through the NYC cocktail scene, flippin' bottles and flingin' ice cubes behind three feet of mahogany while his Australian mentor spouts misogynistic and alcoholic nonsensical life advice.

Cinephobe Ep 97: Cocktail - Part 1 (with Mike Ryan)

Zach, Amin and Mayes woke up married and are under court order to record together for six months. Whether you make a plan to make plans or aren't serious boyfriend/husband material, are a Chonger or a Banger, take a trip to the podcast where you can forget all your troubles and act like a total idiot. What happens here, stays here.

Cinephobe Ep 96: What Happens In Vegas

Zach and Mayes answer a bunch of user questions about favorite and least favorite episodes, how they would fix previous Cinephobes and make them good movies, which characters they want to exist in real life and so much more. Also Cinephobiacs Julian and Mike join the show to talk about their experiences listening to the show.

Cinephobe Mailbag: Pure Americana

Zach, Amin and Mayes have suffered concussive head trauma, waking up up with the ability to read men's minds. Haven't you always wondered what men were really thinking? Thankfully this movie is here to tell you that men think about sex, money, sex, sports, sex, how to pronounce croissant, sex, and the Piña Colada song. We made this bespoke podcast specifically for you.

Cinephobe Ep 95: What Men Want

Cinephobe, with Zach Harper and Amin Elhassan. The podcast where we break down the movies you’re afraid to admit you love. We examine movies with poor ratings and reviews to figure out if they’re treated unfairly or part of the absolute dregs of the cinema world.”

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