It's pre-Halloween, and the creeps are out! Become beguiled by our vacation brains as we learn some new things! Quick poll: the word "bulge", yay or nay? Also, to the MC writers out there... we need you to get off of the "wood" euphemism.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

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Episode 94 - A Cat and a Splendiferous Night

There are a couple of key phrases in this week’s episode that we will not even dare to type. Our podcast does NOT recommend trying to further research these phrases. Do so at your own risk… and let us know what you find. This week, we pitch a new, NEW Cinderella adaptation, we explain “Cuffing Season”, and we get a creepy origin story for our theme song! As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 93 - Don’t Google These

Talon learns what goes down at a Tupperware party, Sarah tells us how NOT to order ranch dressing, and then the conversation takes an.... intimate turn. PLUS, we discuss the results of last episode's poll on spanking!   Link: Seed & Spark campaign for the web series Dearest Eva (featuring Talon!) at https://seedandspark.com/fund/dearest-eva#story As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com.

Episode 92 - Thief!

When it’s people you place, and you sort them by race, that’s a-racist! Unless you had a plan wherein two strangers can fall in love… We pose a theory about spanking, talk baby names, and we read something positively cheugy! Reminder: we’re back to an every-other week release schedule! Next episode drops on 9/16. Link: Seed & Spark campaign for the web series Dearest Eva (featuring Talon!) at https://seedandspark.com/fund/dearest-eva#story As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 91 - That’s A-Racist!

This week, we discuss the equitability of foursomes, discuss what Tyler Perry gets right and wrong about extramarital affairs, and we write the next Oscar-winning LGBTQIA+ romance.  Learn more and donate to the Seed & Spark campaign for the web series Dearest Eva (featuring Talon!) at https://seedandspark.com/fund/dearest-eva As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 90 - Proper Foursome Etiquette

What is it about Trader Joe's that makes it feel like the love of your life is just on the other side of the aisle? Is it okay to approach someone sitting in a car, ever? How's your neck? These mysteries and more will be solved in this week's episode of Craigsistential Crisis!  Also discussed: Naked Bike Rides, movies that make Talon cry, singing in restaurants, and more! As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com.   

Episode 89 - Chickpea Masala

We’re back, and it’s the episode that wouldn’t DIE! Forgive our frustrations with our recording softward. No negativity! PLUS, Craigslist made headlines in a very craigslist sort of ways, we break it down in BREAKING NEWS (Rest in Power, Mr. P)! If you play streetball, you’re gonna love this one. See you in the cereal aisle.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 88 - Heartburn Hotel

Holy breastfeeding mothers, Batman!  We dive into the underbelly of the missed connection section in this previously recorded live show (that never aired due to a technical error so it's new to you!) from June 30th!  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 87 - Are You a Hero or a Villain?

Are you ready for a great show? ______ You are? ______ Well okay then! Summer is in the air and with people are in heat. Camp’s are open. teeth are aching and hot dogs are on the ground. Daniel Powter, if you’re out there, you’re doing great! Sorry about the slight audio issues, you deserve better and you’ll get it! As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 86 - Put the S in D’s

Podcast Podcast! Like a delicious ooey-gooey gold cheese pizza with a golden-brown pretzel crust, this episode is nearly all GOLD except for the parts that are horribly horny… Topics include Bee Movie roleplay, erotic flowers, body parts that smile, Talon’s legs, and more! As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 85 - Hot-N-Ready

Everyone in H-Mart... you ok? We discuss the Eurovision Song Contest, the merits of Shrek Forever After, and Talon's Birthday! Words you'll hear differently: Elsa, Bunnies, Cookie, Nape, and Emerson.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 84 - Crying in H-Mart

Today we present our last live stream show from April 30th, 2021! This episode was a blast and feautres a brand new game, "Prized Possession Missed Connection"! Also, check us out on the latest episode of Contrivance, A biweekly roundtable discussion about weird and wonderful inventions throughout history! We had fun with Drew and Brit discussing a possible missed connections competitor. That's synergy! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-060-theres-no-e-in-france/id1435242408?i=1000521406305 As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 83 - Smooth as Cotton Candy (4/30/21 Live Show)

We're back after a little break, refreshed, and ready to deliver the wildest missed connections from this week's edition of the internet! From Taco Bell to DQ, from dumpster diving to hitchhiking, from cat calls to sex drives, this episode has it all!  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 82 - Little Gay Car

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, it’s once again time for our annual 420 celebration! We get high and stay there as we enjoy the bounty of the missed connection section under the influence of oui’d, and under the guidance of our sober companion Elena Afanasiev!  Weed is great fun and all, but it’s sobering to think that there are still people serving time in prisons for marijuana-related convictions just while others profit off of its use or use it to make podcasts. That’s why we’re highlighting a couple of organizations that we hope you’ll read about and donate to! NuLeaf Project’s mission is to build intergenerational wealth via the legal cannabis industry for the communities disproportionately harmed by cannabis criminalization – Black, Indigenous, and Latinx communities. NLP’s programs are designed to increase success outcomes for people of color in the cannabis industry either as business owners or professionals. (nuleafproject.org) Through intervention, advocacy, and awareness campaigns the Last Prisoner Project works to redress the past and continuing harms of these unjust laws and policies. Their first step is to release those still incarcerated on cannabis offenses. Their release efforts focus on clemency initiatives on the state and federal level, their compassionate release program, and client advocacy through their release campaigns.(lastprisonerproject.org) As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 81 - Four Twenty Twenty-FUN (w/ Elena Afanasiev)

You’ll won’t be surprised to hear us talking about someone’s butt, but you’ll never guess who’s butt it is! Plus, we critique an original(?) poem, figure out which tomato we are, and take a dive deep into the wretched hive of villainy and scum that is McDonaldland.  As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com. 

Episode 80 - Grumbo

Talon and Sarah are your guides through this deep dive into the missed connections section of America's favorite list.

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