Saying the word "butt" thousands of times on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: How do you prepare for anal sex? What's the deal with pegging? What happened at Sodom and Gomorrah? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

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28 Anal: Gotta Go Now

Testing out various devices on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What's the strangest sex toy you've ever seen? Are inflatable sheep a realistic choice for pleasure? Do snickers bars look like penises? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.   

24 Sex Toys: Hands Solo

Riding a luck dragon through the sky on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Should dragons exist in our world? What's the difference between a dragon and a wyvern? Are we going to come out with a rap song called "Naw Nana" ? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes. 

27 Dragons: Flappy Flaps

Organizing a catered sex party on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What kind of food should be served at an orgy? How many people were in the largest orgy ever? Why doesn't Jerry Seinfeld want to have a threesome? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes. 

26 Orgies: Dungeon Master

Obsessing over celebrities wearing sweatshirts on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is Jeff Goldblum the hottest person ever? Does fame actually suck? Will someone invite us on Tinder Select? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes. 

25 Celebrities: Tinder Select

Waking up in a cold sweat on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What does it mean to dream about snakes? Can dreams predict the future? Is it okay to masturbate in the shower? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

23 Dreams: Curtain Snakes

Annoying everyone by playing old clips on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do we talk about dicks so much? Are lords-a-leaping hot? How does one become a call guy? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

22 Twelve Clips of XXXmas: 2019 Edition

Falling and farting in front of everyone on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What's your most embarrassing moment? Can you be humiliated when you're alone? Has everyone pooped their pants? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

21 Embarrassment: The Duck Butt

Wearing fuzzy handcuffs on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What is one of the most common fetishes? Why is Fifty Shades of Grey super boring? Is the fox from Disney's Robin Hood the hottest cartoon ever? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

20 Fetishes: Scared for the Chair

Walking through a tunnel towards a very bright light on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is there life after death? What kind of food does heaven serve? Is hell just a terrible, eternity-long frat party? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

19 Afterlife: Red Lobster Bisque

Coming to a climax and then immediately taking a nap on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What does an orgasm feel like? Do animals have orgasms? Why doesn't Walmart sell dildos? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

18 Orgasms: Full Throatle

Drinking so much Kool-Aid on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do a lot of cult members wear white pajamas? How does one start a cult following? How do we join Sam's BBQ Cult? (bbqcult.blogspot.com) Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

17 Cults: Wet-Nap Pajamas

Bleeding through our panty liners on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do women poop more while they're on their period? Did we invent a Menstrual Energy Drink? Do gas stations hate women's vaginas? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

16 Periods: Sweet Uterus Juice

Sucking so much neck on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why are vampires so sexy? When will we finally start writing our erotic vampire novel? What does an actual interview with a vampire sound like? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

15 Vampires: Flouncy Blouses

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