We were warned not to, but screw it! We watched all of the Conclusion: God's War arc! It was bad and we regretted it very quickly. Don't watch the God's War arc.

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Episode 49: That's All, Folks!

Ryan joins us for the final episode, "When You Wish Upon A Falling Star".  009 finally has to take down Black Ghost, and he and a friend have to make a sacrifice. It's been a good ride, folks.

Episode 48: The End

We're joined by Tessa for episode 47: "Rise of the Demon"! 004 gets crucified and Black Ghost pilots a giant death statue! Topics discussed include Cave Story again, Mick's Dildo House, mystery episode, interchangeable sisters, sudden good voice acting syndrome, an incredible discovery, bread and circuses, green slime, is this stone?, square 002s, boat from nowhere, behind the black, so much goo, Gilmore does a Clue murder, Beetleborg tangent, getting a-head, murder is good actually, dumb words, war crimes shopping carts, sad straight person yell, and being Good At Podcasting

Episode 47: 009 - Exploder Of Dudes

We're joined this week by Marty for episode 36: "The Underground Empire". The cyborgs get split up, with 3 getting captured, 5 getting hypnotized, and precisely one in any position to do jack all.  Topics discussed include meeting your new dad, Switch impressions, anthill empire, death football, Mario physics, convection is for nerds, 002 crashes the global economy,  het problems the anime, yummy noises, cybermen, warnings regarding stairs, anticlimactic entrances, and THE ABSOLUTE BOY.

Episode 46: There Is Only Bad Robocop

We're joined by Teddy for episode 45: "Goodbye My Dolphin". The cyborgs lose their ship as they infiltrate the underground empire of psychic roman-ish humaniods who are being ruled by Bogoot and Black Ghost. Oh also there's an underground empire of roman-ish humaniods. That gets sprung on us.  Topics discussed include Bubsy's back, the need for framing devices, hypno lizard doms, quintuplets, too trusting 009, and the sexiest lizard (it's Gex).

Episode 45: Lizardfuckers Anonymous

We're joined by Maxie for episode 44: "Nightmare of Van Bogoot"! Mystery woman has a sister, and 008 gets an upgrade! Topics discussed include shitty rich person stores, steven bomb, amphibious friend, 009 the angel of death, 004 finally cracks, stairs pervert, 002 the non-asshole, Maxie sends a Mt. Lady, 2002 internet jokes, cyborg scout cookies, basement ER, fishman 008, Colorado job offer, technical difficulties, Van Bogoot's bad aesthetic, apple game or thrones, shittier black ghost fight, too much pink energy is dangerous, seeing double, and intense discourse typing.

Episode 44: Public Denimy #1

We're joined by Jess for episode 43: "Old Friends"! It's the beginning of the end, folks, and 009 meets some people from his past who aren't too pleased to see him. Topics discussed include lighthouse town, car boys simulator, phantom sneeze, pandas of the sea, exploding planes, Top Gun without volleyball, crack open an old freind with your cold boys, old man news powers, posing as straights, Ocean's 007, old ad campaigns, I'm hunting thunder lizards, 003's palette swap, improbable timelines, I'm cyborgin' here, working for EvilCorp, shittiest cyborgs, titty lion, swerve into Totally Reprise lane, the lion who howls, and nobody loves 009.

Episode 43: My Street Fighter Is Also Named Bort

We're joined by Lev for the conclusion of the mutant assassins arc, "To Tomorrow"! 009 has to be rescued from the bad future he got sent to, and Cain remains just the BIGGEST asshole imaginable. Topics discussed include ghost hospital, weeb stories, ska and ska culture, nipping Mei in the bud, too impatient for EarthBound, neck-thickening tube, 009: drama teen, YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL, a horrible mental image, Gamo has a point, grandpa slap, everyone's a quantum physicist, baked Alaska, everything is Sonic, Cain is a psychic top, dunking on Linux, Marty McFly syndrome, an Mark has some technical difficulty.  Remember to follow the official twitter for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon!  Mark’s blog Mark's twitter Sean’s blog Sean's twitter Lev's tumblr Lev's twitter 

Episode 42: Bad Dad Redemption

We're joined by Marty for episode 41: "Future Fury"! Lena and 009 are stuck in the future, and Mai hatches an idea with the rest of the 00 team to bring them back. Topics discussed include a quick recovery, SEAN! DIGS! GI-ANT RO-BO(TS)!, Mark does a Merlin, dumb time conversation, Sonic CD, airzooka powers, the Totally Reprise/Cry-Borg 009 crossover, a breath of fresh 002, congraturaisins, hidden ability: callous dumbfuck, jangles the moon monkey, Kozumi's evil twin, post-apocalypse supply questions, and an extended bad dad discussion.  Remember to follow the official twitter (twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Episode 41: The Jock-Nerd Spectrum

Mark is out of the hospital and Cry-Borg is back! We're joined by Teddy for episode 40: "Gamo's Revenge". In this episode we get to see some truly questionable parenting and 009 gets sent to the future with one of the assassins! Topics discussed include becoming a cyborg, Nintendo money-haters, There Will Be McCree, Stevenbomb talk, most upsetting opener, openly psychic, card games on motorbikes, laughter is the worst medicine, Dahir Insaat, truly terrible outfit, bad metaphor chess, spoken word Journey, hell valley sky tree, teamwork is OP, incredible psychic dunking, genetically discombobulated meme animal, and the uselessness of Wikipedia.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Episode 40: The Fushigi Zone

Sean and Marty once again watch an episode of Medabots, this time episode 2: "Return of the Screws". After winning his first battle, Ikki finds out that Metabee has some... obedience issues. Topics discussed include cop D. Va, surprisingly dark kid's game, Ikki's waving hand, robot reading the paper, anime cool boy pose, a mountain of a man, pringles principal, how do I rotate text in ms paint, the wu-tang clan, the Jimmy Neutron squad, spiralbound laptop notebook, medabots are tiny, robot needs watermelon badly, like 20 nerds, reverse heartwarming, spider-Erika, and Bastion fucks.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Medabotcast 2: Sad, Sad Monopoly Man

Sean is joined by Johnny this week as they watch Lupin III Part II episode 85: "ICPO Secret Directive"! I mean apparently this "secret directive" involves a ludicrous drama department budget, but whatever. Topics discussed include filling the zelda-shaped hole, overwatch vs. machine, rayman pronunciation, Sean loves old anime, smoking is cool, Soda Popinski, sub differences, the intricacies of beverage glasses, Lupin III: Secret of the Ooze, tower defense jewelry store, pull some Totally Spies shit, a villain grows in Brooklyn, NYC ghost town, Jigen mis-aligns his QPUs, crunchyroll is drunk, the blindness is unrelated, the best joke buildup, pervert David Blaine magic, and the tiniest bra.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270   Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/

Lupin Lottery 2: That Embryo Hooligan

Welcome to the second week of filler, everyone! This week Sean and Jess watched an episode of Lupin III Part II, "Lupin, Who Killed Lupin", and frankly I don't think any plot summary is able to cut it for this one. Topics discussed include the random Lupin generator, a hell of an ep, can't jack it to Code Lyoko, a non-hit and run, top down in Sweden, obviously evil doctor, do not trust this woman, working in a TMBG reference, vampire confusion, only when it's funny, pew lounging, from good to great, nephew cronies, back at it again at perfectly symetrical violence, we both lose our goddamn minds, a woman is a lot like a robot, 1970s drone, "bad science man", transformer technology, cheap safes, mystery disguises, romantic of the year, and a somehow even more insane next episode preview. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable  

Lupin Lottery 1: Stop Or My Nephews Will Shoot

Mark is sick, so Marty and Sean take the chance to talk about a completely different anime, Medabots! They watched episode 1: "Stung By A Metabee", wherein a young boy swallows his pride and buys a really crappy robot! Topics discussed include a brief history of Medabots, network confusion, red jacket wasteland, Fire Emblem talk, immediate kids show death, Cooldude McFuckup, the dorkiest robot, best character, pokemon romhack, robots = smartphones, preteen angst, Mark is most of Sean's impulse control, apron confusion, Marty make an anime error, alligator dog, poor edit jobs, the glam rock appears, a pretty chill dub, Magician's Red but a robot, zen chicken advice, bionicle friends, plot device-o-clock, Sean makes some throat sounds, and the end of Medabots gets spoiled.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Medabotcast 1: We Love Mr Referee

Jess joins us for episode 39: "The New Assassins"! An old foe of Gilmore's has introduced a new threat for the cyborgs! Topics discussed this week include quick turnaround, Thimbleweed Park, failed the weenie test, watching ahead, they remembered there was a plot, evil Curly, efficient jubilism, screaming at old people, high fashion, psychic murder, audio issues, intercontinental bus trip, failed their stealth roll, shitty art museum, Dark Astro Boy, undeserved dunks, 002: child puncher, Sean gets a phone call, my pet the assassin, jerky boy, Staraptor gijinka, and Young Oldman.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Episode 39: Murder-chusetts

Man, these androids are sad as hell.Remember before Toonami was cancelled and then uncancelled? We do, and we're watching the 2001 Cyborg 009 anime that was a part of it!Your hosts Sean and Mark watch the series in order, remembering both when they first saw it as kids and when they attempted to re-watch it together more recently. So join us in making fun of the emotional trauma that each and every one of our protagonists and antagonists have suffered, in Cry-borg 009!

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