A short, and hopefully amusing, poem for children that explains the real reason we pick up after our four legged friends. Artwork by Andy Zermanski.

Dan Life Coach

These Space Dogs.

This is an all new episode in more ways than one. Moving location and new experts, Liam and Sue, tackle various problems sent in by you. Yes you. Earning enough money to shop in the posh shops, Claire and her missing P60 and acne, phone voices, and ignorant friends' wandering attention are all subjects that are resoundingly solved by the team.

Episode 8.

Loki, the life coaching dog opens the show with an ear flap as Jess and Emma join Dan to sift through the trash of your sorry, sorry lives. Zack has been having thoughts that a human shouldn't, a client who can't decide when they were born, and clean freaks. Update. Unfortunately, Dr Loki passed away in 2018. Much loved and much missed, this episode has been reposted in memorandum. Good boy.

Episode 7.

Episode 6 in the Life Coach surgery sees Bradley get dropped and Emma moves in to dispense her wisdom, along with Jess, on subjects including cyclist rage, negative people, and public school whingers trying to make themselves more popular. It's wonder we aren't in therapy ourselves, listening to this bunch.

Episode 6.

Dan is back with his team of consummate professionals to wrestle with the problems we all face at work. Jess and Bradley gaze at Dan with awe as they set about solving problems including over the shoulder nosey parkers, boring baby chatters in the workplace, and smelly folks. Add a little surgery crotch sniffing by the resident dog, Loki, and you have all of the ingredients for just over an hour of utter rubbish. Go for it. You deserve it.

Episode 5. Work.

Romance is in the air. Allegedly. Dan has managed to railroad, through the medium of contractual obligations and threats of legal action, Jess and Bradley into putting up with his rubbish one more time. As it is Valentines Day, we hear from cheaters trying to keep gifts from the people they cheated on, attending the weddings of tight mates when they don't invite your other half, and rude people with very high opinions of themselves. Oh, and a bit of a stab at finding ways to avoid spending money on flowers. Love you! xxxx

Episode 4. Bloody Valentines.

Despite many complaints and issues regarding cruelty, Dan returns to help a lonely gap year trucker, a hospitalised lady who is plagued by old patients, and a lady working with friends who are extremely lazy. And Brian Cox's laugh. Enjoy, if possible.

Episode 3.

The second instalment of your ridiculous problems. Although it can be tiring just listening to people moan, Dan, Mark and Jess selflessly try to help you fins a way though life and all of it's problems. The life coach is in. Ding.

Episode 2.

Welcome to the opening of the Dan Life Coach surgery. Jess and Mark join Dan to solve all of your problems with their expert knowledge. Fact. First broadcast in 1768, this could well be the first podcast known to have existed. Unfortunately, the sell-by date was rendered unreadable during excavation after an intern used the wrong kind of scraper.

Episode 1

As one of the world’s foremost unqualified, uninsured and unrecommended Life Coaches, I promise un-restrained advice, though I have absolutely no qualifications, no experience and no positive feedback about previous advice. I have offended a couple of people too. And some say the answers are completely unrelated to the problems posed. I say they are looking for the wrong answers. But don’t let that put you off.

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