I miss the days staying up late. Falling asleep to the TV and waking up to ol Billy Mays. Trying to sell you some shit you didn't want but bought anyway. Then along came Vince from slap Chop yelling that "you're gonna like my nuts'. Billy ODs on Oxiclean, Vince gets arrested after fighting a "working girl" not a prostitute. And i have Officially started a Snuggie cult. Facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick Instagram.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick Mixer.com/suckaphish83 Twitter.com/therealcarld83

Dicking Around With Carl Dick

Infomercial wars

Sir? Pull up your pants and put your phone away. Is pornogarphy an addiction? Do you need therapy? Will those callouses ever go away? These are all questions we answer. Sort of. So grab the KY and join me down this slippery slope into what could possibly be just that. An addiction. facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick @therealcarld83 on the gram YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams

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Sitting at home with Carl Dick hard.... shout out to 2 live crew. Ever go down the binge worthy YouTube rabbit hole while quietly resting on the lazyboy in your thong or underwear. Hey no judgement. Just a heavy helping of Alex Jones for 6 hours straight. Yeah me too. Are you addicted? Do you need therapy? Will you move out of your moms basement soon? These are all questions we answer. Sort of instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick Youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos Mixer.com/suckaphish83

Youtube binging in your underwear

This episode is more fucked than a goat in an ISIS encampment. Thanks range 15. Due to it being halloween. Have you ever wanted to party with goats..... er uh ghosts. Well hell yes you do. The story of the jack o lantern is a real banger. By the way. Is ectoplasm ghost semen? facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams twitter.com/therealcarld83

I aint afraid of no goats?

Dudes why are you making your girls crazy...... over you. Keep that shit up yo. I like lists. We go over a list. On how to woo and how your girl. Get swole dudes. Eat the beef jerky just like the taco. Get it. My articles and lists wont fail you. Be a man chad. Put down the cologne and hair gel. Open up a fawking door for your girl. learn how to cook and put away the V neck. Your sister wants it back. Ladies? these rules apply to you as well. You're welcome. This podcast is brought to you by chest hair. facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos Mixer.com/suckaphish83

Stop being a "Chad"

Whats Huffpo and Cosmo have to say about going in blind? Wash your ass. Know the expectations. If blind dates work then that's up to her cat and you moving out of the basement. #bestparentsever so saddle up partner. You got the check on this one. Track is Toe_Jam by Diamond Ortiz instagram.com/therealcarld83 facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick twitter.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams

Blind dates? B*tch i ain't Stevie Wonder.

Why am i still talking about this shit. Follow along if you dare. Special guest is the one and only Leon Phelps. He helps with all your romantic queries. Grab some courvoisier cognac and join me and Leon. Song Expectations by Clint Lowery off the album Hello demons meet skeletons facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams

Top dating sites with Leon Phelps "the ladies man"

Come journey with me on this once in a life time origin story told by yours truly. I give you the biography/back story. Of where the dick came from. From dicks in congress, the navy, even German family members that migrated to farm the dick. This episode was HARD to make.... i'm a dad so i get to tell dad jokes. Dive into the story of dick. Enjoy some dick. Embrace the dick. You get the point instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos. Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams

Origins of the D

When your ass is about 40 got dam years old. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Quit dating young bitches. They don't know what they want son. And you'll just fall into all kinds of vagina. Not love stupid. I've done the field work and have the samples i need to study. Ive done all this for you. Take my word dummy. Fuck love by All that remains A dream in static by Earthside rounds out the show facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos. Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams

Quit dating young bit****

In this day and age of political uncertainty. How good is Trumps leg? Think he can punt that Bi*** to North Korea? Iran ain't playing like the B team yo. The Ayatollah i hear has a soccer background. Think that chubby supreme leader that was interviewed by James Franco can reach the coast. Just in case they can kids you gotta prepare for the nuclear fallout. And i don't mean were chugging nuka cola here. Pop some radaway. Sh**s getting real in the wasteland. Grab your Geiger counter kids and lets make america radioactive again. Track is One last breath. War never changes facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos. Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams

Punting the Nuclear Football

Its the end of 2018 and you're wondering how to nail down a relationship in 2019 without just nailing a$$. Well i have got you covered my friends. We good deep on the do's and don'ts of a good relationship. How to nurture (love that word) one another. Plenty of time for fu**ing ya dam pervs. Gotta make dem feels all mushy first. and for gods sake quit looking for love on Tinder (you'll find plenty of deeock and pooty tang thats for sure) Happy new year. D out facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick mixer.com/suckaphish83 Track is hear me now by badwolves

Getting deep with the D

Why cant achievements just be that. achievements? Why does the ugly head of identity politics have to creep up and smack you in the taint...whap, ill explain later. Plus Korn have a killer documentary coming out. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. PS shi**ers full facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick mixer.com/suckaphish83 Periphery 3 select difficulty out now via Sumerian records. Opening track ;The way the news goes" closing "Lune"

When politics become stupid(psst they're always stupid)

Bring it back. The 80s that is. Shit son, lay off that plate of booger sugar and pick up that Nintendo gun. We going gangster on some ducks. From the video games to the movies. The 80's were the decade of excess to a 3rd degree (thank you Hunter S Thompson)Aqua net sales were through the roof. Cocaine was for breakfast (don't do drugs kids)and movies were defining our youth. Wheres the beef got damnit. Re up your soul glo supply ladies and gentleman. Jerrys bringing his curl back facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/theralcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick mixer.com/suckaphish83

How much cocaine was in the 80's again?

Impromptu pod sesh with main man Curman. Chris stops by for a conversation. We jump balls deep down many rabbit holes. Visit a hand job cabin. Look at the most haunted places in Wyoming. Even tell some personal paranormal stories. Hold onto your butts. And grab the lotion. Its gonna get moist facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick mixer.com/suckaphish83

2 dudes 1 mic

In this installment. I go over the do's and don'ts of surviving the plague. Some want it. Other's wouldn't survive it. How will you prepare? PS Zombies eat ass too kids. Watch your John Brown hind parts. PPS whiskey and podcasting is an adventure. Don't try this at home children. Must be 21 to participate. Track is The Devil Wears Prada. Outnumbered facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick mixer.com/suckaphish83

The Zombie Apocalips Survival Guide

Like Joe Rogan. But more Roe Jogan. Just not as bald and with less weed. Pop culture, current events. Your virginity. Nothings off limits here kids. I tell jokes folks. I tell stories. Annnd maybe even help ya be a winner. You're welcome America. Carl Dick is going deep in your ear hole's. Buckle up. As always kids. Wear protection instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick mixer.com/suckaphish83

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