And so we reach the of our story. But it wouldn't but a Thorny Pod without SOMETHING going wrong. (see bonus video) Thanks for every download, listen and stream. Fear not we shall return anew with more content, streams and videos on topics we actually care about. Hope to see you soon.Matt, John and Donny

Do We Make You Thorny?

A Very Thorny Finale: Raw and Uncut

This week on Thorny Pod the gang discusses Dale's key strategy for speed running the Bachelorette, HBOMAX and other Bachelor-Adjacent topics.Tune in Wednesdays to watch LIVE on twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming

Speed Running the Bachelorette: A How to

This week on Thorny Pod dates are discussed, demons are buried, Jeff Bridges and John breaks everything. It's another standard week here at Thorny Pod! This episode is dedicated to character actor Jeff Bridges. More specifically, his iconic performances as The Dude and Obadiah Stain. Tune in LIVE Wednesday at twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming

Do We Make You Thorny? 403 : Keep It TONY!!

Do We Make You Thorny 402 The gang avoids talking about The Bad Show and draft our fantasy teams after giving our Limo Highlights! Our good friend and celebrity chef Tony "Soup Nuts" Hawk stops by! Tune in live on Wednesdays at twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming

Dazed and Clare-fused with Celebrity Chef Tony "Soup Nuts" Hawk

The Gang is back and this time with video! Its been a weird 7 months but with Bachelorette(s?) returning, rumors of run away love and replacements we knew we had to take One Last Ride. So come meet our boys, catch up with your hosts and strap in for what is Clare-ly the Most Dramatic Season Yet! Tune in Wednesdays to watch us record live on twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming 

One Last Ride: No Bullshit This Time

THIS WEEK ON THORNY POD!!SEAL stops by for a visit with friends David Bowie and The Riddler. Matt breaks Donny. The fellas discuss the HOT two night finale. The belt changes hands and John forgets the transitions. PS Hey ya'll Donny here! I do apologize for the delay. There was a problem with the initial bounce Friday and the following 48 were pretty buck wild. But the episode is here now and ready to help bring us closer while we "socially distance" ourselves. Stay safe and stay healthy. 

SEAL

We talked about Woman Tell All for mmmmmm half the episode? The other was half was us discussing a video game that Donny is very excited for and a haircut that Matt is very horny for. We don't know what to talk about anymore and it's all thanks to this bad bad season. 

FFVII Preview/Applebee's Mullet Review

This week, we catch John up after on Fantasy Suites after he was in Nashville (space for some reason). Also, we talk about Seinfeld for a second. JUST A SECOND THOUGH. 

Guy Speedle Space

THIS WEEK ON THORNY POD!Donny beams in on Taco Time. Matt plays the theme song. John is obsessed with Fred Willard. The fellas discuss Tommy Lee Jones, Bug House and the underrated classics Men in Black 1 AND 2. Oh, and uh hometowns are somewhere in there too. All this and MORE

BUG. HOUSE.

MATHESON!

We delve into the murky, murky waters of these last 5 hours of content from the week. What do we have to show for our bravery? Delirium. I'll put it this way, we do the absolute best we can. 

Cwosmo Kwamer

Let's cut to the chase. Alayah's back. We're in Cleveland. We talk quite a bit about another reality show during this episode. Energy, morale, and confidence are low. We hope you enjoy listening more than we did watching!

Cleveland Rocks: A Lie

We stand in the aftermath of Champagne Gate, and the division of the house is becoming more apparent. But a house divided cannot stand...which I guess contradicts that whole standing thing that I said earlier. We dissect the drama, and give our first listener league update!

Mama Drama Dust

Episode 2 is here and we are starting to do a better job of telling the contestants apart. Not a good job, but a better job. We dive into the episode recap, which includes the champagne pop heard around the world. 

Mozzarella Sticks from the Vine

Ladies and gentlemen, please make sure your seat belts are fastened, your tray tables are in an upright and locked position, and your wine is thoroughly uncorked, because "The Bachelor" is back baby! We recap the long-awaited pilot of Pilot Pete's love journey. We try and make it pretty efficient, but in reality, we're just winging it. Thanks for flying with Thorny Airlines. 

It's Pilot Season: Ready for Takeoff (Shoot me in the face)

Three friends. Several Contestants. One Championship Belt. Thousands of mentions of Chris Harrison. Join Donny, Matt, and John every week as they ostensibly recap ABC's "The Bachelor" and compete in their own friendship-testing fantasy league. Will you accept this podcast? Please? Come on they need this.

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