Don't pick a fight with 35-year-old Christina Zicuis  from Clearwater, Florida. She'll use ANYTHING as a weapon. Christina allegedly injured a man with a candy cane. That was after a pen and a brick didn't do the trick.

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Florida Woman Arrested For Assault With A Candy Cane

28-year-old Kassie Moses had a tough choice to make after seeing a police officer drop the keys to his cruiser. Was she a good citizen? Did she return the keys? Of course not, then she wouldn't be Doc's Dumb-Dumb of the Day. 

NYC Woman Steals Cop Car, Gets Caught When She Gets Stuck In Traffic

36-year-old Richard Hamilton is a construction worker down in Wellington. Last Thursday Richard decided it was time for a day off. Problem was, he was already at work. What to do, what to do? NOT THIS! Richard was arrested after he called in a FAKE bomb threat.

Florida Man Calls In Fake Bomb Threat To Get The Day Off From Work

25-year-old Musab Alshussein caught the attention of Indiana State Police Wednesday night when they clocked him doing 120 mph in a 70. After a 25 mile high-speed chase, they finally got him with 2 rounds of stop sticks. Musab told the cops he didn’t stop because he thought they wanted to drag race. He was arrested.

Man Leads Police On High Speed Chase, Tells Them He Thought They Wanted To Race

Sounds like maybe there was a misunderstanding? Maybe the officials enforcing the order got a little carried away? I mean, who goes to jail because of a garage sale? THIS dumb-dumb, that’s who.

Idaho Woman Faces Jail For Holding Yard Sale In Violation Of Stay-At-Home Order

There was a big ol’ barn party in Huntsburg Township, Ohio Saturday night. Despite stay-at-home orders, police had to bust up a gathering of 100+ drunken teenagers who were obviously NOT adhering to social-distancing guidelines.  To be fair, it’s possible these kids weren’t even aware of the guidelines. They were all Amish.

Over 100 Teenagers Scatter When Cops Bust An Amish Barn Party

A Tampa Parks & Rec employee caught some guy working out in a local park. They informed him that, because of social distancing guidelines, the park was closed and he had to leave. You would think most Tampa residents would know that, unless they're new to town. It was Tom Brady, new QB of the Buccaneers.  

"Hey, That Dumb-Dumb Looks Like Tom Brady!" Welcome To Tampa, Tom

As if having to close their doors during the coronavirus pandemic wasn't bad enough, a restaurant in New Haven, Connecticut found 42-year-old Louis Ortiz had spent four days inside after breaking in. He spent those 4 days eating a lot of their food and drinking 70 bottles of booze. 

Man Breaks Into A Closed Restaurant and "Shelters In Place" For 4 Days, Eating & Drinking A LOT

Facebook got a little more scary recently when 51,000 (and growing) people marked that they're going to a Facebook event titled "Break Joe Exotic Out of Jail - They Can't Stop Us All. The event is scheduled for May 14th, so we'll see.  BTW - The event is hosted by the Facebook page "Legalize CRACK for Recreational Use." Sounds about right.

A New Facebook Group Has Plans To Break Joe "Tiger King" Exotic Out Of Prison

The cops were called when 18-year-old Brenden Graves was honking his horn in a hotel parking lot at 4:30 in the morning. When Officers arrived, Brenden led them on a high speed chase. He managed to dodge them but they found him a few hours later in a different town...on the roof of someone else's garage...wearing only his underwear. Huh?

Honking Teen Eludes Police, Winds Up On Someone's Roof In His Skivvies

It's hard to know if Seniqua Lunsford of Atlanta had kidnapping on her mind, or if it was just part of a day that wasn't going as planned. First, Seniqua was involved in a car accident. When a news crew drove up to cover the story live, Seniqua hopped in their van to flee the scene. She didn't realize there was a reporter in the back of the van. They went for a ride (okay, a police chase) and crashed a short while later. Everyone's okay.

Woman Arrested After Stealing News Van With A Reporter Inside

That whole "stealth" thing went right out the window when a man tried to enter a closed business via a pipe. It must have been a large pipe...or a small man...but he wasn't small enough. A passerby heard screams and called 9-1-1. It took police and firefighters 45 minutes to free the man from the pipe and get him to the hospital. He was fine so they happily arrested him. 

A Houston Burglar Got Stuck In, And Rescued From, A Pipe

Mirinda Carfrae of Boulder, CO was competing (virtually, from home) in the Ironman VR Pro Challenge. She was doing well, in 2nd place, until her husband Tim walked in the room. Tim just wasn't watching where he was walking. He tripped over the bike's power cord, unplugging Mirinda's bike and disconnecting her from the race. She didn't win. 

Triathlete In Virtual Race Loses When Husband Trips Over Cord & Unplugs Her Bike

A 41-year-old Florida woman was arrested this week after police caught her putting plastic Easter eggs stuffed with pornographic pictures in area mailboxes . . . 400 of them. Her excuse was just as confusing a the act itself. she said she wanted to "educate people on the need for churches."  Happy Easter everyone.

The Worst (and most inappropriate) Easter Egg Hunt EVER

49-year-old Christopher Canfora doesn't think much of the social distancing guidelines set by his local hardware store, odd since Chris is a paramedic. After laughing at the tape on the floor to keep a distance of 6' between customers, Chris intentionally coughed on the store's cashier and the counter. Police tracked him down at home thanks to the store receipt.   

Florida Paramedic Arrested For Intentionally Coughing On Cashier

We all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond. Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.

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