this is the very first premium episode for our patreon subscribers! congrats! and thank you! in this episode me and Dorian go off on some motherfuckers because we can. when you're behind a paywall you're safe. so you guys get to hear all the exclusive roasting of people we can't stand.

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the pream of the crop

this week me and Dorian go in on a comic that describes herself as a "life coach" and steamrolls other comedians because of their insecurities.

the pream always rises to the top

this is my favorite episode I've done with Dorian

adidas(all day I pream about sex

sorry for the tardiness i fucked up big time but i guess technically it's on time and not early as promised. i'll make it up to you somehow.

pream on

me and Dorian watched Loqueesha. A true masterpiece.

let's talk about Loqueesha

UCB is a pyramid scheme. For the price of a class at UCB I will train you not to be a wimp in comedy and be a badass that smokes and listens to The Anthony Cumia show. Improv is for losers.

Matt Besser can improv eating my ass

we get real deep on this one. it's less of a podcast and more of a free therapy session for me where I found out the source of my anxiety that years of shrinks couldn't do. give me a degree, I've earned it. thank you.

we found out the source of my anxiety and depression

we talk child sex trafficking in this one folks. no easy way around it.

Aziz, Epstein, and .... Yusef Roach?

after an entire day of trying to figure out what exactly was wrong with Levelator to fix the audio, I finally did it. and I hope this episode is worth all the trouble and the whole night of sleep I didn't get. I'm going to bed now. enjoy.

benadryl moron

I recorded this as sort of a way to make me feel a little better. it's a quick one and it's just me kind of thinking out loud. trying to make some sense of things. I will be back and funny again with Dorian and Wade next week, I promise. was just experimenting with this as a bonus for the patreon subscribers. I love you guys for real and hope you stick with me while I figure out my mental health situation and make some sense of this wild ride.

WARNING: bummer episode

me and Dorian forgot Intervention was an option as something to watch after months of not watching it. I love Intervention.

young and addicted

this is something I recorded and threw together as a bonus bonus if you will. it's not the weekly bonus episode that comes out tomorrow, this is a bonus bonus.

a bonus early bonus

after a few unsuccessful takes me and Dorian are back at it with a PREMIUM episode all about joke thieves, the righteous gemstones and the genius that is Danny Mcbride and Jody Hill, episodes of Intervention that literally make me gag, and losers that wait in line for a chicken sandwich made by an ex con.

there's a joke thief in our midst

this week me and Dorian sat down and watched Christopher Titus' film Special Unit. although I respect Titus as a comic, this movie sucks a fat dick. it sucks so bad we couldn't even get one whole hour out of shitting on it so instead we shit on each other for the last half and decide that we let the listeners now.

let's review Special Unit

this week I just go through and break down every movie of 2019 I have seen. don't worry, it's not a lot of them.

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