Welcome to Dyketopia, honey! This week, we talk about suing the Denver government, candy stripers, Disney Bounding (whyyyy), Kate&#39;s straight algorithm, tattoo choices, We do a deep dive into our hobby + career delusions (everyone thinks they can be a florist) and how Kate is the Most Athletic in Her Family. We also talk about our personal styles, and discuss our writing practices and Lee&#39;s phone addiction. We end the pod by discussing flirting and dyke-a-likes at length and it&#39;s reallllly fun, so stick around! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

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44: That Was Flirting? That Was Not Good!

The rumors have been swirling and we thought we&#39;d finally address them in this episode. We get real thanks to an IG Q&A and we swear we kept our high school and college nostalgia is kept to a minimum. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

43: They FINALLY address the nature of their relationship!

Lee and Kate bid farewell to Che Diaz, play a little bit of a pun board game but most importantly, they review their old instagram posts from the 2010s and its brutal. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

42: A Footsoldier in the Anal Revolution

Happy New Year Dykenistas! Lee and Kate discuss their favorite holiday (January 6), their new favorite movie Saltburn, and Kate gets very vulnerable about her Harry Potter rap group. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

A Very Special Episode feat. Lainey the Dog

We start the pod by talking about sports movies and shows (if that’s not your thing, fast forward about half way through lmao), Lee’s college moving to the SEC, high school (again lol), SIX the musical, and our our goals for 2024! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

40: Live, Laugh, Love, Exploit!

In a very special Christmas edition, Kate and Lee dive deep into the lesbian classic, The Happiest Season featuring Kristen Stewart. We&#39;re joined by bestie and fellow comedian, BK Sharad, to get an outsider&#39;s (aka straight guy&#39;s) perspective on this timeless film. We talk about Kristen serving as fashion inspo for BK, lezsplain Tampa Baes, and really go the f*ck off on this movie. Clea Duvall, though, we love you... call us. Follow BK on Instagram! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

39: The (Not So) Happiest Season, with BK Sharad

Lee and Kate discuss several crazy important things, like the Bling Ring, shoplifting in general, and diet culture makes its way in there. Also, have you ever gone through your phone to see if you remember your contacts? However, the most important crazy thing of all is the gang&#39;s review of Cher&#39;s New Christmas Album! In case that doesn&#39;t feel festive enough, we pull more holiday suggestions out of our suggestion cup. Kate still hates Pentatonix! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

38: DJ Play that Christmas Song! Kate loves Pesticides!

This might be our best episode yet...?! We talk about hanging out with straight people, we review the joke notes in our phones, cookies tracking us, homeschoolers, how lesbians need to say hi to each other, straight people being too real at their weddings. We also dig into Lee&#39;s first altercation ever, speculate on our Spotify Wrapped, and then we play a ton of music including Korn (so sorry) and start getting into the holiday spirit. Love you Dykenistas! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

37: Buying Shake from a Middle School Teacher

Welcome to the Denver&#39;s #1 Investigative News Journalist Podcast. Kate&#39;s a Kornfluencer, the two ways straight guys like to dress, the struggle of trying on pants, the art of sewing, how we&#39;d do our college experiences differently (lmao it was a full moon), being on prom court (Kate was queeeen). We get a lil deep and for some reason, get into personal finance…? We also do a deep dive into Kate&#39;s despise for pranks and love for surprises. Shoutout to Dude IDK Studios, Sash Levitov and Sofie Birkin for the pod art! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

36: God Gives His Biggest Gaywads to His Straightest Parents 

Welcome to the pod, Dykenistas! In this ep, we talk meds, Kate finally hashes out her Bachelorette trip to Vegas, skincare tiktok, being around straight people, Kim Petras, knowing about friends' fuck deets, and crying in yoga. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

35: Cruising for Bargains at Antique Store

Kate and Lee chat about their hometowns (Kate went investigative journalist), dying our hair, loving light jacket season, Halloween recap (lol sorry it&#39;s a little late), and group chat dynamics. Kate tells a devastating story about trying to pirate something, we talk about our arrest stories and other fun secrets! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

34: Hey Girlie... ACAB!

Welcome back to Denver&#39;s #1 politics podcast! Today we explore if Edgar Allan Poe is a cunty twink, what poppers are actually made of, how they are keeping fruits and vegetables from us (cue the conspiracy theory music), Ashlynn Harris drama, sponsored weddings, dating coworkers, and pride night at the Nuggets. Thanks for having us, Dude IDK studios! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

33: Straight Twinks Are People, Too

This week, the vibes were HIGH. Kate discovered a new type of sports bra brand, gearing up to fight Seasonal Affective Disorder, going home for the holidays, our fave high meals, mouth taping and other weird holistic stuff. If you&#39;re digging the pod, leave us a review and share with a friend! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

32: Feral Girl Autumn

Hi everybody! this week on the pod, the dykenistas go full throttle on Halloween with our usual paranoid commentary on Disney&#39;s intense litigation. Big ups to Dude IDK, Sofie Birkin, Rainbow Dome and Sash Levitov! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

31: Hole-cus Poke-us ;)

This week on the pod, we&#39;re honored and stoked to have our very first ever guest on the podcast: Charlie Sprinkman! Charlie is the founder of Everywhere is Queer, an incredible international map of queer-owned businesses. We loved sitting down with him to talk about how EIQ started, and we have fun along the way with a series of very silly series of games. It was a delight to talk with him, we hope y&#39;all enjoy! If you&#39;re watching on video, we did have a camera malfunction at the end of the episode- so you get to see Kate&#39;s lovely face and reaction the entire time. Audio still sounds hot though so revert to ye olden days of simply listening! Check out www.everywhereisqueer.com and follow them on instagram at @everywhereisqueer to find out about what exciting updates are soon to launch! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

30: Welcome to Mulletopia (w/ Charlie Sprinkman!)

A bite of gay delight for your ears! Based on the sell-out live comedy show, DYKETOPIA, this queer pod is hosted by standup comedians and friends Lee Robinson and Kate McLachlan. We’re bringing our silly gay jokes and games and gossip straight to your ears. Each week we’ll cover new topics, from talking about our GayDHD hyperfocuses, to crowning a Dyke of the Week, to giving unsolicited (and unqualified!) relationship advice. We’ll be dropping a new episode every Friday morning, so strap on your Birkenstocks and come hang. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dyketopia/support

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