What the hell have I been up to? Well I've been eating a lot of soup for one. Making a lot of soup, thinking about soup a lot. Not only do I think I can revolutionize the fad diet world with my all pea-soup diet, I think I can also capitalize on a new unit of measure... for soup. Now before you beat yourself up with the "Why didn't I think of it first?", we allll knew it had to be done. I was just the first to pull the trigger.Twitter: @Snake_Doherty 

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Episode 14: The British Orphan Diet

In these times of social distancing, there has been a sudden influx of people set out to achieve social media fame. Like the 49'ers of the gold rush however, most will achieve nothing more than being another body clogging up one particular place. All looking for the same thing, doing the same, at the same time. So I implore you, please... stop saying "Coronavirus" like Cardi B.

Episode 13: Do Something Original Please

God damn am I feeling peppy! I stood in line for over 45 minutes yesterday to purchase one bulb of garlic! All this "Coronavirus" pandemonium has whipped me into an awfully good mood, stay sanitary everybody.

Episode 12: Thou Shall Not Covid Thy Neighbor's Wife

After the Terri Schiavo mishap of last week's episode, I decided I needed to become more cultured. Expand my horizon's a bit. So I invite you to enjoy this very refined, eclectic, new brand of the Easy Podcast. It's like NPR, but with swear-words! 

Episode 11: Inflated Pig's Bladder, and Other Classic Children's Games!

In another disgraceful half-an-hour display of reaching for things to talk about, I end up bringing up Terri Schiavo. I instantly regret it, and then leave on a low note. Not 100% on what the first half was about, probably cigarettes. Enjoy!

Episode 10: Why Did I Bring Up Terri Schiavo?

There is a little saying out there that goes "All good things must come to an end". As life continues to barrel forward I find this to be proven true, time and time again. That is why, after a ten-year love affair, I had to kiss cigarettes goodbye. Join me as I reminisce on all the good times I had smoking, how cool smoking makes you look, and how horrible not smoking is. Which reminds me of another little saying out there that goes "All bad things must go on forever". R.I.P. old friend!

Episode 9: An Ode to Cigarettes

Hey I talking about drinking in this episode, again! Maybe I should change the name of this podcast to "Talking About Alcohol: The Podcast". Or maybe I should find something else to talk about? Nah. Enjoy!

Episode 8: Talking about Alcohol- Part 8

 Let's face the facts here folks, the last episode I posted was not even close to the high standard you have grown accustomed to as a savvy podcast consumer. So instead of repealing that last episode, I decided that I should go ahead and crank out another low-effort episode in the classic "quantity over quality" spirit. Or did I get that backwards? Eh, who cares it's free and there is only five of you! N.P.R. keeps asking me for hand outs. I talk about that in this, ain't that funny?

Episode 7: A Guilty Man's Reprise

I can not recall one single thing I talk about in this episode, and I recorded it less than twelve hours ago. Oh well, let's roll the dice and slap it up here anyways. This should be a great one to blast if you need to focus on something else, or are trying to convince your parents that the friend you have over isn't imaginary. Good luck!   

Episode 6: Not Great? Maybe?

It's a new year, and that means a whole new podcast! Oh wait, never mind it is exactly the same. Anyways, why do health insurance companies want to sell my information so bad? *RE-UPLOAD* The extremely FREE podcasting service I use originally uploaded only the first 5 minutes of this episode. I took it down, now this one is the whole enchilada. I would complain, but I refuse to pay any money for this service so...    

Episode 5: The "Bear" Minimum

It's that very special time of year, which means this is a very special episode. Join me as I search for the real answers behind such holiday related questions as "Why do you think you can't say Merry Christmas" and "Why are Catholics alcoholics?". Happy Holidays to you and yours!

Episode 4: Big Christmas Jerk

This time the man with the swollen eye (ME) has got a real bone to pick with the powers that be. Am I crazy? Maybe. Will this come off as ill-informed ranting? Definitely. *NO INTRO THIS TIME, WHOOPS SORRY* 

Episode 3: Pitch Fork Mobs

Join me once again, as I give helpful tips on how to hurt others with your words. Also included: a bunch of other toilet swirl that isn't helpful at all!

Episode 2: How to Insult

Join me, Jacob Doherty, as I try and figure out what it is I am supposed to be talking about on the show that I was the sole creator of! Will I figure it out? Only time will tell.

Episode 1: A Work in Progress

Sit back and relax as little-known moron, Jacob Doherty, just keeps loudly talking about nothing at all in particular! Described as "self-indulgent" by his girlfriend, this cast is sure to help you ease into a wholesome day of relaxation.

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