A sexy open-marriage/key-party couple heads to Columbus Beach for their very first NUDE DAY. Our protagonist, Sandy(who's bits gonna get sandy)gives a couple of guys a handjob at the beer shack...despite the sunburn. Absolute filth. With repetitive use of the word glands.

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Erogneous Tonez S3E1 Handjob At The Beer Shack

A seriously unsexy Covid-Compliant tale of Bj's in a white van at the drive-in. Erogenous Tonez is a seriously smutty erotic 'literature' podcast, so grab your popcorn, and slip on those headphones—this narrative is a hard one to swallow.

Erogenous Tonez S2E6 At the Drive-In

Sex during the Coronavirus Pandemic? The ultimate taboo! Listen as I read a sex story to my friend locked in a Coronavirus Hotel.

S2E5 Sex during the Coronavirus Pandemic

Information Technology has a reputation for being one of the sexiest occupations around. In this week's episode, my special guest Daniel and I explore the depths of IT's erotic possibilities, with a piece of literature about a woman who pays too much money to get her 'computer' serviced (adequately). Please excuse the sound quality, there's a little pandemic going down, and this was recorded with Zoom.

Erogenous Tonez S2 E4 The IT Guy

I know you got time for a quickie! During COVID catastrophe, I'll be posting a new shorty each week to keep you razzed up and feeling horny. This week, learn how to give your first blowjob, while in a storage container nealing on patio furniture.

Covid Quickie 2: How To Suck C%&K

Fancy a quickie lovers? Erogenous Tonez will be bringing you quickie episodes every Monday during the crisis to alleviate some of this Covid-19 tension. In this first episode, we read writer James Joyce and Nora Barnacle's absolutely filthy love letters. Get your lube ready. May the cum fest begin!

Erogenous Tonez Covid Quickie No.1

Honey babies, what a time to be alive! A timely moment to publish this new episode, an ode to doctors around the world...except this is a doctor with a difference (and some malpractice suits in the future no doubt.) A great one for physical distancing love-ins, either alone or with your consenting household occupants who are in no way related. Warning: Content may offend some listeners while getting others well razed up and reaching for their vibes.

Erogenous Tonez S2 E3 Fisted By Doctor Deon

Horny Honeys! What a time to be alive. This hellscape is making me horny as hell! Whatta bout you?!!!! Thank god we've prepared a filthy story for you all, that's gonna keep you razed up and ready to get involved with your bits. This one's got Highlanders, a who-ah, and a sort of homosexual! Recorded in Edinburgh in February, with some very special friends. Back when we could touch people! Enjoy my sexy listeners. Tell your friends about us, we love to get smutty with more friends.

Erogenous Tonez S2 E2 Highlander Whore

Erotic radio served on a bed of sexy synths. Perfect for dinner parties.

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