On today’s episode, Lauren is back from the brink of death and the ladies dive into the Golden Globe Nominations. We also discuss Oprah’s recent transformation, deceptive movie trailers, Lena Dunham’s new tv show, Hajime Sorayama’s Beyoncé beef, Zara’s controversial campaign, and Netflix’s Leave the World Behind. Today's episode is sponsored by Jenni Kayne. Jenni Kayne is here to help you live your best holiday season yet. For a limited time our listeners get 15% off their first order when they go to JenniKayne.com and use code OUTFIT at checkout. As well as, Blueland! Right now, our listeners will get 15% off their first order when they go to Blueland.com/Outfit.

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On The Golden Globes, Oprah, Leave the World Behind

*Please note we get into heavy spoilers for Saltburn and May December in this episode. Spoiler Talk begins at 24:00 and ends at 43:46* On today’s episode, Lauren is under the weather and Chelsea plots her revenge against cyclists on Mulholland Drive. We also discuss Cynthia Nixon’s divisive appearance on The View, George Santos’ Cameo debut, Taylor Swift’s Time profile and Phantom Thread-inspired bop, Madeline Brockway’s viral wedding, the delicious bathwater in Saltburn, Julianne Moore’s beauty routine in May December, Netflix’s latest cult docuseries Escaping Twin Flames, Suki Waterhouse’s Christine McVie realness in Daisy Jones and the Six, Balenciaga’s LA show and Erewhon collaboration, Kim Kardashian’s hard pivot to acting, and more essential pop culture news. Today's episode is sponsored by Dipsea. Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you got to Dipsea Stories.com/OUTFIT.  As well as, Green Chef. Get 60% plus free shipping on your Green Chef order, when you go to GreenChef.com/60Outfit. Want to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfit Want your call to be featured on a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773

On Saltburn, May December, Balenciaga x Erewhon

On this week’s mailbag episode, we process these shocking photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Hilton’s Christmas Party, our favorite Taylor Swift song, Melania Trump’s funeral attire, Carine Roitfeld’s apartment, Alessandro Michele’s apartment, Cynthia Nixon’s hunger strike, our favorite SJP Met Gala look, and Jennifer Lawrence’s interview with Kylie Jenner.   Today's episode is sponsored by, Nutrafol! Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.  As well as Modern Fertility! Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/OUTFIT Want to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfit Want your call to be featured on a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773

Rabbit Rabbit! A December Mailbag Episode

This week on the pod, Lauren shares some big life news and Chelsea contemplates starting a flash mob. We also get into Lauren Sanchez’s viral Vogue profile, Nikki Minaj’s Vogue profile, Nikki Minaj’s 73 Questions, Cassie’s lawsuit against Diddy, the House Ethics Committee's report on George Santos, Tom Ford’s iconic GQ profile, David Fincher’s The Killer, and Nathan Fielder’s bizarre new series The Curse. Today's episode is brought to you by HoneyLove. Get Up to 60% OFF when you go to HoneyLove.com/OUTFIT!As well as, Green Chef . Go to GreenChef.com/outfit60  and use code outfit60 to get 60% off plus free shipping.Want to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWant your call to be featured on a future hotline episode?  Call 323-486-6773

On Lauren Sanchez, George Santos, Tom Ford

On today’s episode, we revisit Shortcomings, a.k.a that episode where Samantha fucks Charlotte’s brother, Miranda dates a guy with a child, and Carrie has a fling with Justin Theroux (for the second time). Topics discussed include Mr. Theroux’s Family Stone-adjacent family, the cursed Fraiser theme song, Chelsea’s pitch for a Samantha-focused prequel series, premature ejaculation, Carrie’s vintage Gucci handbag, and more!Want to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWant your call to be featured on a future hotline episode?  Call 323-486-6773

On Sex and the City: Shortcomings

New Met Gala theme, who dis? This week we dive straight into Sleeping Beauties: Awakening Fashion, an exhibition that is tragically not about fairy tales. We also discuss the 2023 CFDA award winners, Gayle King’s interview with Barbra Streisand, the terrifying new Beatles music video, Frances Bean Cobain and Riley Hawk’s wedding, Sofia Coppola’s mid-century masterpiece Priscilla, this year’s Women of a Certain Age Oscar bait film Nyad, Justin Timberlake’s realtor realness in Reptile, the Brigitte Neilson erasure in Sly, Kravis’ new bundle of joy, and more!  Want to hear our thoughts about Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWant your call to be featured on a future hotline episode?  Call 323-486-6773

On Priscilla, Barbra Streisand, Sleeping Beauties

Today we attempt to process the never-ending onslaught of celebrity Halloween costumes, Matthew Perry’s death, Vanity Fair’s Real Housewives expose, and other utterly tragic celebrity news. Oh! And we talk about some non-tragic things as well, like the hard launch of Phoebe Philo’s namesake brand and the fascinating new Mr. Chow documentary, now streaming on our beloved Max.Want your call to be featured on a future hotline episode?  Call 323-486-6773

On Matthew Perry, Mr. Chow, Phoebe Philo

This week was a barren desert of fashion and pop culture news, so we decided to answer some hotline calls instead. Topics discussed include Chelsea’s new crustacean friend, the ethics of f**king Republicans, the best handbags for men (personally we’d go with this Prada), Linda and Naomi’s beef, Kylie Jenner’s new fashion venture, and more! Want to hear our thoughts about Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWant your call to be featured on a future hotline episode?  Call 323-486-6773

Hotline Calls & Shrimp Tails

We’re back to discuss the most vital celebrity news of the week: Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s fabulous Taylor Swift profile, the Swifties who did a Midsommer-esque circle dance in an AMC, Jada Pinkett Smith’s controversial press tour, Britney’s upcoming memoir, David Beckham’s docuseries, and Kendall Jenner’s sinister AI alter ego “Billie”. We also get into Lauren’s brush with fame, Max’s horrifying new series Naked Attraction, two very spooky Australian films Talk to Me and The Royal Hotel, NBC’s latest procedural drama Found, and Kim Kardashian’s continued dominance of American Horror Story: Delicate.  Also here is THAT photo of Will Smith and Margot Robbie.

On Posh and Becks, Jada Pinkett Smith, Taylormania

It’s been a (New York) minute, but we’re back to discuss a truly brilliant episode of Sex and the City: Time and Punishment. For those who need a refresher, this is the episode where Miranda wears a neck brace, Charlotte quits her job, and Aidan treats Carrie like a bag of hot garbage. We also meet Charlotte’s eager and potentially psychotic replacement, Samantha fucks some guy who steals her cab, and Pete shits all over the idyllic streets of Madison Avenue. So grab a cosmo and allow us to transport you back to simpler times, a.k.a. Carrie’s horseshoe necklace era.Want to hear our thoughts about Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron and hear our exclusive And Just After That after show! Patreon.com/EveryOutfit

On Sex and the City: Time and Punishment

Bonjour f**ckettes! We’re back to discuss the highs and lows of Paris Fashion Week, Kim Cattrall’s Skims campaign, the reveal of Stevie Nicks’ Barbie, the scarily realistic Vera Wang Barbie, Beyonce’s Renaissance concert film, and Angelina Jolie’s new fashion venture.  Pertinent Links Rachel Tashjian’s We Need More Female Fashion Designers article, Harmony Korine’s 2021 Balenciaga short feat. Cathy Horyn, and Tracie Egan Morrissey’s Pulizer-worthy Kravis Instagram Story. Fashion Shows Alexander McQueen, Balenciaga, Comme des Garçons, Maison Margiela (here’s the video also), Louis Vuitton, Loewe, Miu Miu, Schiaparelli.

On Samantha for Skims, Atelier Jolie, Schiaparelli Crustaceans

What a week for culture! The WGA strike is over, Taylor Swift dared to eat a chicken nugget, and Kourtney Kardashian coined our new favorite katchphrase: “You’re a witch and I hate you!” We also discuss The Super Models, the shocking Vanity Fair Italia trifold cover, the new Golden Globes categories, Olivia Rodrigo’s sophomore album, the May December trailer (a.k.a. our Roman Empire), and Chelsea’s Strangers With Candy-esque return to High School. Plus: in-depth fashion analysis of the Republican presidential candidates' campaign merch.   Additional Links Taylor Swift and Sophie Turner’s pap walk, the seemingly ranch photo, a comparison of the bridges from Deja Vu and Cruel Summer, the songs that are rumored to be about Taylor: The Grudge and Lacy, the Popcast episodes about Olivia Rodrigo: Part One and Part Two, Ron DeSantis’ merch, Nikki Haley’s merch, Tim Scott’s merch, Mike Pence’s merch, Vivek Ramaswamy’s merch, Donald Trump’s merch, and Naomi Campbell’s Love and Tears music video. 

On Supermodels, Seemingly Ranch, Republican Merch

We’re back with some major life updates: Lauren bought a house and Chelsea’s car is still infested with rats! We also discuss the restoration of Gregg Araki’s Nowhere, Drew Barrymore’s scabbing scandal, the unveiling of Matthew McConaughey’s wax figure on The View, Ashton and Mila’s failed apology video, Bijou Phillips’ divorce from Danny Masterston and the Shakspearean tragedy that is her family, Cathy Horyn’s “Lost in the Machine” article, Spring collections from  Mowalola, Simone Rocha, and Burberry, Naomi Campbell’s Pretty Little Thing collab, Steven Meisel’s Zara collab, and Kim Kardashian’s debut on American Horror Story: Delicate. Plus: Chelsea reports back from John Waters’ historic Hollywood Walk of Fame star unveiling ceremony.WE HAVE A HOTLINE! Call us with your thoughts and we may just play your call on our after show! Call 323-486-6773

On Drew Barrymore, London Fashion Week, American Horror Story

How do you heal from a break-up? Is print media dead or simply in its flop era? Does Miranda Hobbes have a niece named Hannah Horvath? On today’s episode, we answer hotline calls and spend WAY too much time talking about the critically panned 1994 action comedy Exit to Eden. PLUS: Chelsea chats with Friend of the Pod and fellow Boy Brow enthusiast Marisa Meltzer about her juicy new book Glossy: Ambition, Beauty, and the Inside Story of Emily Weiss's Glossier. Pertinent links: Chelsea’s #veryrare Exit to Eden t-shirt, Marisa’s Instagram, Marisa’s book, and Chelsea and Marisa’s preferred Ultralip shade. WE HAVE A HOTLINE! Call us with your thoughts about anything and everything and we may just play your call on our after show! Call 323-486-6773

Milky Jelly Hotline Special (Feat. Marisa Meltzer)

On today’s episode, we are haunted by Carrie’s taxidermied bird headpiece, Burning Man fashions, the tabi thief, and other fashion horrors. Oh! And we saw some really fun movies: Red, White, and Royal Blue, You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah, and the lesbian incel comedy Bottoms. Also discussed: Tat’s “Balenciaga” sunglasses, the UFO hearing, the dueling Vogue September covers, the Steven Meisel book, Kim’s Marc Jacobs campaign, Kylie’s Acne campaign, Kenny’s Stella McCartney campaign, THOSE photos of Kanye and Bianca in Venice, and the American Horror Story: Delicate trailer. Plus: After Work Drinks’ Isabelle Truman reports back from Kim Gordon’s closet sale and Chelsea discusses Beyoncé’s star-studded birthday concert. WE HAVE A HOTLINE! Call us with your thoughts about anything and everything and we may just play your call on our after show! Call 323-486-6773

On RHONY, The Tabi Thief, Beyoncé’s B'Day

After spending years dispensing bitchy fashion commentary on their viral Instagram account Every Outfit on Sex and the City, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni realized that they have highly specific opinions about other things, too. Every Outfit is a weekly show born from our deeply unhealthy, lifelong obsession with fashion and popular culture. It’s like The View (but less geriatric) meets Fashion Police from two best friends who have spoken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but have also done SponCon for vibrators. New episodes every Friday.

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