In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re answering your burning questions about love, sex, and dating juggalos. Listen at your own risk! ?  As promised, here are the visual references for our discussion about bridal fashion: Gwen Stefani’s first wedding dress, her second, Olvia Culpo, Posh n’ Becks, Kristy Hume, Tori Amos, Bianca Jagger, Mia Farrow, Stella Tennant, and Tania Sarin. 

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208: A Crazy Sexy Hotline Episode

On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster’s latest slay Abracadabra, Ellen and Portia’s skincare infomercial, the Met Gala’s newly announced dress code, the Buffy reboot, Timmy’s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown, the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave, and more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Let us unleash our inner Carrie Bradshaw, call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at hello@everyoutfitinc.com 

207: On the Grammys, Bianca Censori, Karla Sofía Gascón

We’re back to discuss this year’s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers/Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens’ appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele’s couture debut, Lauren’s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld, the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at hello@everyoutfitinc.com  Thank you to all the fuckettes who bought our merch! We are donating the funds you helped us raise to the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasadena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire.

206: On the Oscar Nominations, Couture Week, The Brutalist

Trump is president again, so we’re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City. This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve.  Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump’s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 ?

205: On Sex and the City: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra

We’re back to discuss the harrowing fires that ravaged our beloved city, the poor woman who owns Carrie Bradshaw’s brownstone, and Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Sex and the City’s 9/11 erasure to THAT Katy Perry / JonBenet Ramsay conspiracy theory. Want to be featured in a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773! Also, if you buy anything from our store this week, 100% of the proceeds will be donated to fire relief. The funds raised will be split between the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasedena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire. ?SHOP NOW ?

204: On Carrie’s Stoop Drama, Queer Eye, Hotline Calls

YIKES! Los Angeles is on fire, but we still managed to record an episode before fleeing to local hotels. Please note that this was recorded on Wednesday morning, before we understood the scope of the devastation. In this episode, we discuss Michael Patrick King’s new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the big wins and fashions of the Golden Globes, the deeply bizarre cinematic tour de force that is Emilia Pérez, and Nicole Kidman’s lactose kink in Babygirl.  We're sorry we can't embed the red carpet photos, but you can see what we're talking about HERE.

203: On the Golden Globes, Babygirl, Emilia Pérez

We survived the holidays and are back to discuss the Blake Lively / Justin Baldoni drama (Team No One), the trailer for the third season of Yellowjackets, Robbie Williams dismal fame level in the United States and his new monkey biopic, the much-hyped reissue of Takashi Murakami’s iconic collaboration with Louis Vuitton, the Walmart Birkin, the insane new Skims store in New York, Kim Kardashian’s bizarre Santa Baby music video, the doctored Luigi Mangione Margiela photo, and the recent deaths of three legends: Rosita Missoni, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and Polly Mellen. 

202: On Blake Lively, Robbie Williams, LV x Murakami

We're enjoying a little post-holiday respite, so we're unlocking one of our best V.I.P episode's of the year! We’re diving into Sex and the City’s most thrilling story arc, the torrid romance between Aidan-era Carrie and “beige is bullshit”-era Mr. Big. Watching this doomed couple spiral out together is one of life’s great pleasures, and we’re here to discuss details: Mr. Big’s midlife crisis wardrobe, Aidan’s “clunky” furniture, and Carrie’s disgusting bed sheets. Like what you heard and want to hear more? Listen to two additional V.I.P episodes a month when you join Patreon or Apple Subscriptions! See you in 2025 fuckettes!

201: *V.I.P. UNLOCKED* On Carrie and Mr. Big's Affair

Holy s**t! It’s our 200th episode, and we’re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea’s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?, the Golden Globes nominations, Matthieu Blazy’s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano’s exit from Margiela, Lauren’s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked, and Chelsea’s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey’s murder.  You can buy our issue of Polyester HERE. Become a V.I.P Subscriber! Sign up for Patreon or Apple Subscribers where you can find our latest Sex and the City movie rewatch episode! Or GIFT a fuckette a subscription this holiday season! Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit.

200: On Wicked, The Golden Globes, JonBenét Ramsey

Today’s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char’s widower fetish, Samantha’s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda’s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie’s first Mr. Big relapse. Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Organic Airy Gauze Napkins, Cashmere Baseball Cap, and Chunky Knit Weighted Blanket.

199: On Sex and the City: Four Women and a Funeral

On today’s episode, we discuss the latest crop of deeply random hotline calls. Topics discussed include the ethics of following Donald Trump on Instagram, the divisive Cartier love bangle, our new favorite film Vox Lux, and more!  Today episode is brought to you by, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Shop Honeylove’s Holiday sale and save an additional 20% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit 

198: Yet Another Hotline Episode

It’s a slow news week, so we’re still talking about the deeply bizarre “holding space” video from the Wicked press tour. We also discuss the nominees for 2025 AVN awards, Sean Baker’s fabulous new film Anora, and we finally answer the question that is on everyone’s mind: which Sex and the City boyfriend has the biggest schlong?  Chelsea’s newsletter recs: Back Row by Amy Odell, Dana Thomas, Starf*cker by Liz Goldwyn, Sighs & Whispers by Laura Helms, Opulent Tips by Rachel Tashjian (this is invitation only, maybe DM her on Twitter?) Our favorite Louis Vuitton shows: S/S 2003 & S/S 2012. Honorable mentions go to S/S 2008 and S/S 2013. Also here is the full video of Andre Leon Talley talking about F/W 2012.  Our handbag recs: Sandy Liang’s Recital bag, Telfar x Wilson’s Leather Carry bag, The Clare V Petit Moyen in Black & Cream Woven Checker or Courrèges’ Holy Tote Bag

197: On Holding Space, Louis Vuitton, Anora

Greetings earthlings! We’re back to discuss Chelsea’s latest obsession: the congressional hearings about UAPs. Don’t believe in aliens? Check out the terrifying “jellyfish” video that was recently leaked from a military base in Iraq. We also discuss the second installment of Every Outfit Couture, the new Coachella line-up, Ellen and Portia’s post-election move to England, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, the tragic fate of John Waters’ latest film project, David Lynch’s new interview with People, Dave Coulier’s cancer diagnosis and THAT photo with John Stamos, the latest installment of Vogue World, and Alfonso Cuarón’s baffling new limited series Disclaimer.  Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Pine and English Rose Candle, the Washable Cashmere Hooded Cardigan, and the very Sofia Coppola Hooded Faux Fur Jacket.

196: On Disclaimer, UAPs, John Stamos’ Bald Cap

We’re back from Europe and diving straight into the best (and worst) fashion and pop culture moments in recent weeks: People’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, the Grammy nominations, the Martha Stewart documentary, Joker: Folie à Deux, Lady Gaga’s new music video, and the December issue of Vogue, which was guest edited by Marc Jacobs. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, BOYHOOD, SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT DYING and THE FALL are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit 

195: On Martha Stewart, Joker: Folie à Deux, Marc Jacobs

Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we’re discussing a truly great episode “Politically Erect”, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues, Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable.  THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  SWALLOW, QUEEN OF EARTH and HUMANIST VAMPIRE SEEKING CONSENTING SUICIDAL PERSON are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And Nutrafol, get results you can run your fingers through! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT. 

194: On Sex and the City: Politically Erect

After spending years dispensing bitchy fashion commentary on their viral Instagram account Every Outfit on Sex and the City, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni realized that they have highly specific opinions about other things, too. Every Outfit is a weekly show born from our deeply unhealthy, lifelong obsession with fashion and popular culture. It’s like The View (but less geriatric) meets Fashion Police from two best friends who have spoken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but have also done SponCon for vibrators. New episodes every Friday.

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