This isn't goodbye, it's see you later. Sometimes life gets the better of us, and this time the claws of life grabbed onto our delicious boy Brandon. 0:00 - Brandon's Goodbye 2:35 - Alex's Goodbye Thanks for all the support, snobs, we love you all.

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#23.5: SEASON 1 FINALE

The boys reach the pinnacle of their efforts. Every week they grow stronger, and soon will have an unstoppable empire the likes of which the podcast world has never seen. 0:00 - Introduction/ Brandon dehydrates Alex (this wasn't a bit, he never got the water) 2:50 - The Ghost Conspiracy 4:28 - Slave Wages 6:50 - Nickelback's More Tune for your Headtop 12:50 - Tastebuds.fm become Alex's boys 17:15 - Feed the Machine: Fascist Sub-Zero 22:40 - Shoddy Storytelling with Passable CGI 24:50 - Very Subtle Lyrics About Politicians 28:38 - Alex vs Trudeau: A Battle for the Ages 29:40 - Bigot Brandon 31:04 - Stay Woke for our Yas Queen Beyoncè 33:16 - Outro/Cum Nutritional Facts and the boys take on Korean Nail Salons/Love on Top

#22: Sub-Zero, the Anti-Women Fascist

The good boys revisit their old friend, Ronnie Radke. The song is a disaster, but their jokes are sick. 0:00 - Introduction/21st Birthday 1:00 - Smoking and Working Out (The Healthiest Dude in the Cancer Ward) 2:40 - The boys talk kinks, the Facebook Live Killer, and Coachella 4:56 - Metal News 11:50 - Ronnie Radke: The Black (G)Eye King 13:40 - Falling in Reverse have come home 14:14 - Brandon almost makes a whoopsie 17:30 - COMING HOME 23:00 - Alex gets serious 26:30 - Brandon and Alex do Moonlight 27:28 - Coming Home Lyrics ("are we making fun of a dead girl?") 32:50 - Outro/We are the Space Oddity

#21: The Rocket That Collided with the Spaceman's Dead Daughter

The boys show what they’re made of and stand up for bullies everywhere. 0:00 - Introduction 1:23 - The Youtube Conspiracy (Boxing out the Good ‘Casts) 5:20 - Taking a Stand (Make your children tough) 6:10 - The Boys Reconnect (“How much of a bigot was Alex this weekend?”) 10:15 - Brandon gets attacked on Facebook (again) 17:50 - We are Good Soapbox Boys 20:50 - CORE 10 (Dads playing music in a garage) 26:50 - Getting into the Details and talking about Predator 28:05 - Alex gets a call from a girl 29:50 - Brandon and Alex talk about kids 32:15 - “Fatshaming made me who I am today” - A lesson in respecting bullies 33:45 - Closing Statements/We are the movement, this generation

#20: Fatshamed into Being Men

At long last, the fellas have finally confronted their own failure. Time to get hot and sweaty. Topics n' Timestamps 0:00 - Intro 0:17 - Brandon eats a donut (Sabotaging our own child) 1:52 - Alex vs Vice News 10:56 - Fighting with Youtube/Future Alex: Our Biggest Fan 11:48 - My Darkest Days (The Pride of Canada) 14:50 - PORN STAR DANCING 20:10 - Hot Girls with Talent 21:30 - Porn Star Dancing lyrics 22:40 - Girls Don't Leave Their Numbers on Men's Bathroom Walls 23:20 - The Message of the Song (a Lesson on Women) 30:00 - Our Podcast is Doing Very Well 32:00 - Brandon's Girls/Asian Accents 34:00 - The Brotherhood of the Traveling Domestic Abuse Offenders 39:00 - Closing Thoughts/Outro/Get it right and get it tight

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